holy water cannot help you now

see i've come to burn your kingdom down damian figiel ⟶ nineteen ⟶ loup garou ⟶ former honor student, current burnout pack aria ⟵ theon ⟵ eric ⟵ carla ⟵

[fleurdelalunes]

Sorry—I think you grabbed my coffee by mistake.

[holywatercannothelp]

Nope, I didn't.

[holywatercannothelp]

Pizza pockets make the best breakfast.

[holywatercannothelp]

how many friends do you actually have(as in who do you actually count as your friends)?

Do I get a prize for the number of Facebook friends I have? I’ve got my closest friends like Eric, Theon, and Carla. Val is my friend too.

[holywatercannothelp]

Honesty Hour; Ask Me Anything

[badboybellanger]

Swore I got rid of this damn thing the last time I cleaned the attic…

[holywatercannothelp]

That old thing? 

It's adorable. 

[prettyredbombshell]

I blame you for that, you know.

I never even really ate them until I got pulled into this ridiculous obsession you have.

[holywatercannothelp]

It's not ridiculous or an obsession. I can't even keep poptarts at my house because of Cecylia. 

The blueberry ones are the best though, for future reference.

[blooddippedthorns]

I mean I could. But what would I get out of it?

[holywatercannothelp]

I would say affection, but I can't even muster pretending to like people until I've had some coffee.

[valgoodwin]

I don’t take time off to have fun, I have fun when I have time!

[holywatercannothelp]

I'm pretty sure that's not how fun works, Val.

[valgoodwin]

Uh. Don’t think so, no? I couldn’t have gone anyway; late shift.

[holywatercannothelp]

Do you ever take time off to have fun, Val? You should.

[nicole--darcy]

It’s just.. sad, really. 

[holywatercannothelp]

Asking What? is like opening a can of worms, so I'm gonna pass today.

Instead, I'm going to ask you what makes you think I give a shit about what you think of my extra curricular activities. I could really use more tylenol and less commentary from the peanut gallery.

[valgoodwin]

I’ll keep that in mind if I’m there.

[holywatercannothelp]

You should be there. Didn't anyone invite you last night? 

[annamariacruz]

Are you, um, you alright?

[holywatercannothelp]

Ask me again in a few hours when it feels like my scull isn't going to crumble in on itself.

[nicole--darcy]

Maybe you shouldn’t have gotten stupid drunk last night. 

[holywatercannothelp]

Is there something else one does at parties? That's like a requisite.

[valgoodwin]

Sure thing.

[holywatercannothelp]

Do me another favor and when Eric mentions mixing tequila, pineapple juice and Jell-O into a giagantic mixing bowl to eat, remind me not to do it.

Actually. I can't actually figure out if it was worth it yet. So maybe hold off on that other favor.

[nicole--darcy]

Nope.

[holywatercannothelp]

Do you serve to make my life a living hell or is there an actual reason you're denying me the joy and relief of medication?

[holywatercannothelp]

I have the worst headache.

Mind handing over that bottle of tylenol?

[herzdieb]

"the only thing I know is this: I am full of wounds and still standing on my feet" - Nikos Kazatzakis