Winter's Coming Bitches

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[if-you-think-about-it]

@thebibliosphere

[thebibliosphere]

Every time I see this, I lose it because it's not even a whole brick. It's a piece of brick on top of a cinder block. Fucking jenga-ass house.

[dogposts]

i was cheering for him...

[eternally-dentheaded]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[forgissimus]

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

[valtsv]

[tiktoksforlosers]

X

[jeanjauthor]

There is so much going on here, the fact she made a laptop mockup for her own cat, the fact that she put the “google images of birds” on it, the fact that the cat KNOWS it’s the cat’s “laptop,” the fact that the cat is UPSET WHEN HER LAPTOP IS MESSED WITH...

12/10 would watch again

[tianella]

So great lol

[best-friend-quads]

You TOUCH Miette’s LAPTOP?

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I think if indiana jones' adoring students ever went on an Adventure(tm) with him it would be really funny if that was the turn off. like, a routine dig he was leading for the school goes awry and he has to get all cocky gunslinger ladies man hero mode and the students are like. hey what the fuck. his shirt gets ripped up revealing he's jacked and that one girl is immediately wiping the 'I love you' make up off her eyes. an entire room filled with artifacts gets destroyed while they make an escape and the kids are all horrified. "professor jones. how many people have you killed" "well, do you count the damn nazis as people-" "UNFORTUNATELY YES. LEGALLY YES. ARE ALL ARCHEOLOGISTS MURDERERS." he's flirting with some random woman on the dig and all the students are like what the hell. you can't talk like that. where did the droning and stutter go. why are you not flustered. she inevitably swoons into his arms or something and they're like "oh my God eww he's so sweaty. ma'am literally what's wrong with you. blink twice if you need help". they're so betrayed to find out he never even NEEDED glasses, he was wearing nonprescription lenses in class. Indy's lowkey hurt he's like I thought you guys thought I was cool :( and they're like 'yeah when you're in a bowtie and telling us about sumarian gardening techniques. WHY do you have a whip right now you freak'

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[doubleca5t]

One time I was explaining to my dad how unfair it is that every big city has at least a couple gay bars but there are only like 20ish lesbian bars left in the country and he responded with "That's cause gay men have a good party culture. Lesbians don't have time to party, they're too busy debating the sociological implications of things and studying for postgrad degrees" and as much as I wanted to tell him he was out of line for that, as a lesbian who spends all her free time on Tumblr debating sociological implications and messaging other lesbians in discord servers where everyone has a PhD or masters for some reason I felt like I might not be the best person to make that argument

[shadow-von-vamp]

[hitmewithcute]

Am I the good boy? Really??

[lloonlloon]

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

[officialpenisenvy]

yo mama so gay you don't even know which mama im talking about

[everythingfox]

All I see is a turtle

[everythingfox]

He looks like an old light house keeper

[justcatposts]

“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” 

(via)

[royal-random-the-yogurt-queen]

HAPPY PLAYFUL TAIL FLICKS

KITTY LIKES BEING THE NEW YEAR’S LION

[july-19th-club]

[muffinlance]

We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like

Which has lead to:

Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!

[armengoldira]

When a bartender becomes a father

[brightlotusmoon]

[asquared-ohgodnotthehorrors]

I am so enamored by this man’s movements. Just the sheer control he has over his arm movements and body is incredible.

[ascle]

Un p’tit mardi dans la vie d’une calico!

Causal friday in a calico’s life!

[owlservice]

I love what a bastard this kitten is

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Crying over these lesbian cats

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]