Inflicting My Horrible Horrible Thoughts On You

Since December 30th 2022

[extoiletgamer]

I yearn for the radio waves.

[anim-ttrpgs]

I know I shouldn't let this get to me but that reddit comment saying not to bother with Eureka because it "encourages players to just mindlessly go down the list of every skill for every clue".. People can literally just lie about your game in front of hundreds of people. Two screenshots below from the very rulebook.

[c-rowlesdraws]

the twisted bud/cursed questline is very memorable—it really got under my skin… it’s really stuck with me… (and other parasite puns) 🌱

and I love Yarnaby. A mad doctor is always fun, although Hornet would surely disagree.

[alexanderdee]

[furry-fey]

[created with grindr.andreyan.com/en]

[pnwnativeplants]

[taraxippos]

Pjackk url held and actively used by someone who's not even funny with it is the bad ending but in a meta sense it's a fitting trajectory for pjackk's corpse so carry on

[taraxippos]

It’s like watching the corpse of an old friend being piloted by a mind control parasite except the mind control parasite is not genre conscious enough either be convincing but just a little off or to be obviously false in horrific ways, rather just kinda half-assedly toying with the corpse and doesn’t even really want it that much, which is a deeply appropriate outcome for Pjackk’s continuing desecration

[jasmineiros]

[shitswiftiessay]

also, its sister tweet:

[dandalfthe-gay-deactivated20251]

How could you forget:

[galacticism]

[slushi-chan]

Had to add this gem

[therobotmonster]

Pouring one out for Poison Junior.

[dejavudreamer7]

Felt like these tags belonged too well to be left alone @asteroidtroglodyte

[3000s]

[dogpuppy]

[approximateknowledge]

once you learn enough about evolutionary biology you start seeing ghosts everywhere

[approximateknowledge]

after the end cretaceous extinction event, basically all megafaunal niches were suddenly empty; and most got filled in some way. proboscideans instead of sauropods, carnivorans instead of theropods, ungulates instead of ceratopsians and hadrosaurs etc...

but the thing is: only *most* got filled to some extent

not all

because there used to be dragons

and now their niche is just *empty*

it's like i can feel the gap they left, in everything from open grassland ecosystems to isolated islands; the world we know is shaped by the absence of a truly big flying predator

no bird could ever fill their niche, because of plain and simple anatomical constraints

because they cannot use their wings to jump

birds could never be azdarchids

they could never be dragons

there are no more dragons

but there used to be

there used to be...

[lucumiau]

"Kris, this can't just be a me and you thing. It needs to be... Goku's thing, too"

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

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[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I see the start of this on my dash I’m like “fuck yeah time to laugh until I can’t breathe again”

[probablybadrpgideas]

You were cursed to be slightly below average in every way. Less than a centimetre below the average height, one less finger than the average amount (10), etc.

surely the average amount of fingers is a bit below 10 anyway?

[nerdystitchwitch]

You would be able to have as many bones as most people, due to how pregnant people skew that average. You may even have more bones than normal people depending on how exactly the curse works.

[probablybadrpgideas]

don't forget babies and kids! you don't have a paltry 206 bones until you're around 7 - mod paper

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[wings-of-angels]

How it feels to be a hater but u only hate in private with ur best friend so it hurts nobody

[depsidase]