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ape-of-naples

they are binding my white ass to the jagged rocks in adamantine bonds infrangible

hornestoothgap

T. Kingfisher - What Stalks the Deep

owlskitten

Image of text: “That is horrifying and I want to go home,” I said, although I pronounced it, “Ah, I see.”

phantomrose96

Bipedal so fucking stupid. You look at a cat or a dog lying down and you're like "hell yeah that looks exactly right. that looks so comfortable." Human lies down and looks like Peter Griffin Death Pose.

suryp

no thats just humans. birds can get reeeeeeeeall fuckin comfy with it.

ex:

phantomrose96

Why did we fuck up so bad.

approximateknowledge

the problem isn't bipedalism it's the vertical spine situation

any sane bipedal bodyplan (or any tetrapod bodyplan really) has the spine horizontal (penguins are optimised for swimming they're playing a different game), humans are just kind of janky on account of they lost their tail (which would otherwise be a perfect counterbalance to do bipedalism theropod-style)

why did they lose it?

to minimise their center of mass to brachiate better of course! (see: gibbons)

except then they stopped brachiating again but One Doesn't Simply Regain a Tail so the only balanced bipedal position remaining short of growing a giant hypertrophied ass was "upright spine" which is objectively pretty ass in its own right

at least the ancestral tree-slinging made their arms really good at yeeting sticks (=brachiating but the "tree" is lighter than you are) so it was either tails or javelins

personally id have gone with the tail regardless but yknow, so it goes

skopostheorie

This is ruining me I can't breathe

insomniac-arrest

I think we should figure out what age we’re living in now so we can say how it’s collapsing to each other

insomniac-arrest

Our age of plastics is collapsing

nonlynear

www.areyouabadperson.com

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

I love those "asking cosplayers at a con what their day job is" videos because it's always like

*muffled voice issuing from a huge suit of armor* im a cybersecurity specialist

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear

or it's like

*woman in a bunnysuit* im a phd candidate in neuroscience

bigscaryd

*guy in fully operational digitigrade mechsuit* I uh bag groceries.

Yeah I built it myself from scratch.

wiki-but-made-them-up

rainbowgod666

As @vexwerewolf put it, playing the enkidu is such "balls to the wall" that it doubles as bottom surgery...

...except that's the Enkidu. The molten palm... wreath... thing... yeah thats the Zheng.

Whoops.

vexwerewolf

I've not made a meme about the Enkidu. I think that's someone else's.

mummygirltummy

what a horse considers play is business to a monkey. but to tom? its all foolery

is-the-battlemech-cool-or-not

qsycomplainsalot

feuer-in-soho

its a lesser-dog situation where the more functionaries of capital you execute the taller it gets.

xenomorthian

What happens when it gets so tall it starts doing this on the way down?

#this is a good thing because a greater velocity will make death more instant #cause like we wanna eat the rich #but if they die slow then we’re clearly bad butchers #both from an ethics standpoint #and also it’ll just ruin the meat

thebellekeys

europeans be like “omg north americans are so racist it’s horrible” and then elect fascists

thebellekeys

I would like to emphasize that I agree with all of these tags by the way. My post wasn't aiming to pin all of Europe's grotesque racism on the new elections.

dailymanners

A few weeks ago I was at a board game night with some of my old classmates from various mainland European countries. They started talking about how horrible Trump's treatment of immigrants is and how they're so glad to be in Europe where nothing like that is happening right now. I asked them what they thought about the fact that their own governments were complicit in turning the Mediterranean into a mass grave of asylum seekers, and some of them legitimately didn't even know and were surprised to hear that their own governments had enacted policies that caused the deaths of thousands of asylum seekers.

Even here in Iceland, almost nobody has been talking about the fact that some of the far right populist parties have legitimately been talking about wanting to establish detainment camps to keep asylum seekers in.

barishal

Additional readings:

Greece suspends asylum applications for migrants from North Africa by Laura Gozzi (BBC).

Greece passes draconian legislation with prison terms for rejected asylum seekers by Helena Smith (The Guardian).

Greek coastguard threw migrants overboard to their deaths, witnesses say by Lucile Smith and Ben Steele (BBC).

Bill on Detention Centres for Asylum Seekers Published by Jelena Ćirić (Iceland Review).

Italy sends 40 rejected asylum seekers to Albania by Karl Sexton (DW).

Record number of migrants, refugees reached Canary Islands by sea in 2024 (Al Jazeera).

Portuguese government announces major migrant expulsion plan by ANSA (InfoMigrants).

dailymanners

This post is a few months old now, and the bit about Iceland is now outdated, because Alþingi (the Icelandic parliament) passed the bill approving the detention center for asylum seekers. It will be legal to handcuff and detain children there.

Never let anyone from Europe feed you the lie that racism and fascism are unique to North America in the 21st century.

dailymanners

This post made racists angry enough to harass me over it, which all that's going to do is make me bring this post back and reblog it more.

fallout-lou-begas

wizardpepsi

baseball players in the 20s were all named shit like Dipsy Doodle and Crunch Johnson

sistertaxon

humming-fly

#they named them like cats in a shelter

lavendersalve

sistertaxon

krafterwrites

You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is