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you are legally bound to finish the Maxwell Demon tour as Maxwell Demon Lee✨ late 20s ✨ they/them vicariously living through fictional vampires, gay pirates and bisexual glam rock singers

[holzerisms]

finally 1000+ pages into infinite jest i celebrated by sewing tennis themed balloon pants while watching ig reels non stop for 5 hrs

[olicrosse]

[cephalopodvictorious]

fixed it

[star-thief]

[sillystigmata]

He’s never done anything wrong.

[sillystigmata]

Feeling normal.

[deadbeatmaker]

people think armand turned evil again because no one accepted his apologies but it’s actually because he lost the ipad in the divorce

[reticent-vampire]

[slayerbuffy]

Gillian Anderson at Giffoni Film Festival (July 16, 2007).

[cannibalchicken]

[holzerisms]

sometimes my life really feels like a friends type sitcom if you would cut the hours spent commuting between the final stops of subway lines, the only parts of town we arent priced out of (yet)

[fay989]

It is sooooo diabolical for Armand to stalk Daniel and report back to Louis for 50 years just for Louis to giggle and bat his eyelashes and go “wait but what if we pretend we haven’t seen him since SF and invite him to interview us again while you pretend to be my maid” and Armand goes “sure babe but first let me steam my purple silk top and send the chef his favorite dessert recipe” like yeahhhh they’ve all been alive for too long and have completely lost their minds your honor

[flopstat]

[blorbo-wan-kenobi]

Thinking about this tweet big time

[userarmand]

“Come back to me, most dispassionate teacher. I don’t know what you want.”

[the-sappho-of-lesbos]

Source: The Illustrated Book Of Sapphic Sex

[userarmand]

the smallest boy in the world

[once-delight]

he's about to do a presentation in front of the entire class

[kaijuno]

I mean

[ovid]

actually, that sex scene is load-bearing