[retrogamingblog]

 Pokemon Power Bouncers from 1998

[bong-water-bender]

Milk: “It’s exciting to think that I could be in the top”

Everyone else:

[vivienvalentino]

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone:

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

just wanted to chime in and say what a downgrade it is going from the one the only the iconic lady gaga halftime show to titty poppin justin timeberflop like yikes 

[lifeinpoetry]

I am healing by mistake. Rome is also built on ruins.

Eliza Griswold, from “Ruins” published in Poetry (via lifeinpoetry)

[anna-alina]

[hom0cidal]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[octopussoir-]

[officialdiagnosis]

someone: you forgot to eat? how?? aren’t you starving?

me: I don’t know I can’t feel anything

[hom0cidal]

me, procrastinating:i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[yekkes]

Me around gays and girls: dirty joaks

Me around straight men: no I do not know what sex is, and I am not interested in knowing. Also, if you mention it I am calling the police

[kushandwizdom]

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[teenscoolest]

[histrionic-hero]

[open]

[foxlovesvixen]