Homestuck Polls

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Now I know that MTF!John already has a fanon name based on the request that spawned her, but I was wondering...

What name do you think MTF!John will actually use when she shows up?

June (it's the name we chose for her, they can't change it now)

Joan (like the Arc, bc she loves puns)

Jane/Jade ("that's my name!" "no, our name")

some 4-letter J name (she'll keep family tradition her own way)

some 5-letter J name (fits the HSBC naming structure)

Roxy (MTF!John and FTM!Roxy meet and immediately trade names like cards)

Casey (she gets to be Nic Cage's daughter now)

Shirley (it's the ultimate bit, she's gotta)

Some other name (She'll get a new name, a better name!)

John (it's already on the naming plaque, she can't change it now)

We'll never get MTF!John (ye of little faith)

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Voting ended onJan 12

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Ok, but... wich beforus troll had the worst life?

Choose

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna

Kankri

Meulin

Porrim

Latula

Aranea

Horuss

Kurloz

Cronus

Meenah

Voting ended onJan 3

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Alternia troll you think genuinely had the worst life

Aradia

Tavros

Sollux

Karkat

Nepeta

Kanaya

Terezi

Vriska

Equius

Gamzee

Eridan

Feferi

Voting ended onDec 14, 2025

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Alpha/Beta kid that's probably the best at braiding hair

John

Rose

Dave

Jade

Jane

Roxy

Dirk

Jake

Voting ended onDec 6, 2025

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HSBC kid you'd take to a convention

Harry (he'd have a great time at the cosplay contest)

Vrissy (she'd fit right in, no one would suspect it)

Tavvy (would be casually greeting the celeb guests he already knows)

Yiffy (you just want to see what would happen)

Ly'lac (the VA for Catfish-Dogfish is there and she is GETTING that autograph)

Swiss (trying to find an actual sword at the cosplay weapon vendors)

Any of them (they'd all be great)

None of them (could not pay you enough to babysit these brats)

Mysterious 9th Option

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Voting ended onDec 2, 2025

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Since grubs are usually technically larvae, do you think the Mother Grub theoretically has the potential to grow into a new, fully adult form? Like a "Mother Beetle" or something?

Choose

Yes, but they require something specific to pupate fully

Yes, but the adults aren't used for troll breeding

Yes, but they usually die before they can pupate fully

Maybe

No, it was possible once but they can't anymore

No, I think being a grub is the Mother Grub's final form

Mysterious 7th Option

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Voting ended onNov 30, 2025

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Alternia troll that bites ice pops instead of licking them

Choose

Aradia

Tavros

Sollux

Karkat

Nepeta

Kanaya

Terezi

Vriska

Equius

Gamzee

Eridan

Feferi

Voting ended onNov 29, 2025

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Beforus troll that probably gets manicures the most often

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna

Kankri

Meulin

Porrim

Latula

Aranea

Horuss

Kurloz

Cronus

Meenah

Voting ended onNov 27, 2025

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Alpha/Beta kid you'd pick up from jail if the situation called for it

John (criminal mischief is still criminal unfortunately)

Rose (drunk 1)

Dave (the hashmap captchalogue strikes again, this time injuring a pedestrian)

Jade (it's not her fault she was raised in the jungle)

Jane (baking mishap caused an explosion)

Roxy (drunk 2)

Dirk (reflexively broke someone's arm)

Jake (its not his fault he was raised in the jungle)

Any of them, they did nothing wrong

None of them, they're on their own

Voting ended onNov 26, 2025

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HSBC kid that'd probably love weighted blankets

Harry (post-war he needs the comfort)

Vrissy (it's like a recuperacoon, but heavy and dry)

Tavvy (it's the only thing keeping him grounded in his mess of a life)

Yiffy (calms the beast within)

Ly'lac (it's like a clam but dry)

Swiss (he needs something to calm his ass down)

all of them (cuddle pile of weighted blankets)

Voting ended onNov 25, 2025

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So I've been calling them the "Omega Kids" thus far, but what do you think the HSBC session kids should be called?

Omega Kids (bc ABO lmao)

Candy Kids (bc nearly half of them are from the Candy timeline)

Delta Kids (bc the game's taking place on Deltritus)

Candied Meat Kids (bc the kids are from both timelines)

Meat Candy Kids (same as above but reverse)

Mysterious 6th Option (specify in comments/tags/reblogs)

I've just been calling them "The Children"

Voting ended onNov 23, 2025

EDIT: no one thought it, but i realized I should probably clarify: "ABO" in this context is referring to Omegaverse, not the slur

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Scenario:

You woke up tomorrow with a copy of SBURB in your mailbox. You check the tumblr, reddit, twitter, etc.

From what you can tell, there's no buzz from anyone saying they also got a copy (no trending tags, no one posting pics of their discs or loading screens or anything). You check all of the official homestuck social accounts as well, and don't see anything that would imply they were sending out discs (no surprise ARG).

You do not know if anyone else has a copy of SBURB, and you do not know if someone else has already started a session.

What do you do?

Install it immediately. You've always wanted to end the world.

Message some friends and see if any of them also got one.

Spend the rest of the day checking the web to be SURE no one else got a copy

Browse every weather app/channel you can looking for falling meteors

Just leave the game out in case you need to install it later

Make a forum post somewhere to see if you can find someone else that got it

Cry

Go to the grocery store to get supplies, just in case.

Reread Homestuck in its entirety to strategize

Shrug it off as a prank and forget about it.

Mysterious 11th Option (specify in tags/comments/reblogs)

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Voting ended onNov 23, 2025

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Alternia troll you could imagine becoming a livestreamer

Aradia

Tavros

Sollux

Karkat

Nepeta

Kanaya

Terezi

Vriska

Equius

Gamzee

Eridan

Feferi

Voting ended onNov 22, 2025

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Beforus troll you could imagine collecting those novelty keychains you buy at souvenir stores

Damara

Rufioh

Mituna

Kankri

Meulin

Porrim

Latula

Aranea

Horuss

Kurloz

Cronus

Meenah

Voting ended onNov 21, 2025

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Alpha/Beta kid you'd be the most likely to take to a garage sale

John

Rose

Dave

Jade

Jane

Roxy

Dirk

Jake

Voting ended onNov 20, 2025

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Alright so the latest episode implied who almost all the Derse dreamers were for the Deltritus session:

Confirmed: Ly'lac, Vrissy

Implied:

championsTirade/CT (the first room Ly'lac peeks into is green with what appears to be a satyr slab bed, and CT's color is green)

cloisteredConnoisewer/CC (the second room Ly'lac peeks into is purple/teal with what appears to be a shell bed, and CC's color is teal)

Now with that being cleared up, there's still one last room we haven't seen yet.

Who do you think is the last Derse Dreamer

AuguryAside/AA (puts all the probably Nymphs on one moon)

Harry Anderson Egbert (takes after his mom)

Swiss (lol what if TC was the only Prospit Satyr?)

Tavros Crocker (refuses to take after any of his parents)

TinnitusChakra/TC (lol what if Swiss was the only Prospit Satyr?)

Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley (takes after her mom)

Plot twist, secret new 11th character (lol can u imagine?)

Mysterious 8th Answer (specify in comments/tags/reblogs)

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Voting ended onNov 19, 2025

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Omega Kid you'd be the LEAST likely to leave unsupervised

Harry Anderson Egbert (he has potential for chaos far beyond our imaginations)

Vriska Maryam-Lalonde (she's going to get herself into trouble)

Tavros Crocker (it's always the quiet ones)

Yiffany Longstocking Lalonde Harley (property destroyer)

Ly'lac (50/50 shot of her either vomiting on the floor or blowing something up)

Swiss (Likely to harm himself/whatever's around if he gets mad)

One of the other kids we haven't met yet (too mysterious, scary)

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025