lorde stan first, human second

edyn ~ they/she ~ leo, hufflepuff, infp ~ i make playlists (requests are open)

[creepish]

im not like other girls i am a small clown

[hungwy]

being cosmically "insignificant" doesnt even matter like its not important......... like literally lets enjoy a strawberry

[pissvortex]

Are you actually bi or just a fake bi yt boy acting out for attention?

im doing it for attention

[polturn]

Cardiovascular system angel. 

[taumoeba]

"my child is fine" your child is still running their tumblr blog from middle school

[vroomgogh]

snap!

[valtsv]

[lestatsdelioncort]

BUS BEAT // THE FRONT BOTTOMS

[bad-luck-charlie]

how unfortunate that neurotypicals will never experience the absolute euphoria that is happy stimming

[dingdongyouarewrong]

as someone who’s been a fan of mother mother for a while it’s insane how much they’re blowing up now. like holy shit good for them

[clementine-kesh]

me @ all the fictional m/f couples i like

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

huge news

[improbabelle]

[dailymirrors]

[hazzardcountysheriffsoffice]

omg girl good news! ive escaped my enclosure and am on my way to your house <3 :)

[headspace-hotel]

forget the Internet things that would be incomprehensible 2 years ago phenomenon

where is the appreciation for Internet things that you could show to someone from 3000 BC and be almost sure they’d get a kick out of it

[headspace-hotel]

A short list of things that probably would be funny to humans in any time ever:

objects shaped like dicks

funky dances

dancing badly to bangin music

dogs being stupid (we’ve had those idiots domesticated for 30,000 years)

teenage boys being stupid

slapstick

that video where the guy is singing/chanting while bouncing on a tree branch and it abruptly breaks under him

that video where two guys are trying to get their phone out from behind a fence with sticks and one loses his stick so the other climbs the fence, gets the stick, and ignores the phone

literally any video with animals acting like people

[pacificrim-archive]