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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Misplaced Lens Cap
Peter Solarz
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Origami Around
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

shark vs the universe
trying on a metaphor
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Jules of Nature

Kaledo Art

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noise dept.
Sade Olutola
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will byers stan first human second
seen from Bosnia & Herzegovina

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seen from Türkiye
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seen from Canada
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seen from United States
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@homosfangirlalways
yeah bitch we’re gay keep scrolling
He needs to get rawed
who does
the gay reading this
lana said fuck the bullshit
damn
Just tryina fuck u raw and treat u like a queen and go on bomb ass adventures
1 minute after midnight tonight
if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
what does this say in english
“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.
ok so what does it say in american
“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.
thank you
Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?
“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”
This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language
Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
my mother just opened our dishwasher and said “oh my god our dishes!”
our dishwasher broke over a year ago
our missing dishes have been in the dishwasher since 2013
the mystery has been solved
I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us
when ur scrollin thru tumblr while eating lunch and porn comes up
someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body
me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
hmm… i’ve been drinking soda and my body’s rust free… not sure where youre getting your facts from…
Finch: How do you take your coffee?
Violet: I like my coffee as dark and bitter as my soul
Finch: Okay, so white chocolate mocha
2018
Gay culture is wishing you could go all the way back and be yourself from the beginning
Yo, I really dont think straight people understand that a lot of us were robbed 15-20 years of our lives if you’re lucky and didn’t commit suicide or stay in the closet untik you were in your 30’s, 40’s or later.
how am i supposed to give a footjob if i have hooves
lower your voice or you’ll attract the bronies with foot fetishes
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE A FOOTJOB IF I HAVE HOOVES 🗣🗣🗣
i was warned and i didnt listen
i hate this post bc i just put my phone down with this open on my dash and my mom came by and read it and got genuinely angry and i had to explain why it’s a joke
I want to go on coffee dates and kiss in the rain and watch ridiculous horror movies and cuddle while drinking hot cocoa with you