be my refuge beneath the covers

you are my best friend, as you're my lover

[homotaschen]

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(last updated Sept 29th, 2020)

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[theconcealedweapon]

[headspace-hotel]

i need y'all to steal and repost my anti-lawn memes to as many pinterest boards and facebook pages as possible

[tariqah]

Who’s Eid. Your gf?

Who’s Eid…….

[tariqah]

Eid Mubarak…

[epilepticsaints]

[capacity]

The thing about girls is they’ll be in a relationship with the most random man. They will find people you didn’t even know god could make

[straightboyfriend]

my ex wife sent an assassin on me but i sent an assassin on that assassin & they fell in gay love & now they’re having sex in my guest bathroom

[mpregeminem]

we need to start being annoying the same way blue eyed people have been annoying for years. my eyes are coffee brown with a hint of olive and earthy soil, but on rainy days they become, like, more wood brown? you know like king arthur's table i guess? if you look at them in the sunlight they become almost golden though so it's really hard to pin them down haha. yeah no it's crazy i was just born like this i guess

[mpregeminem]

i have brown eyes. you know, like jesus of nazareth?

[bobdylansgayguitar]

where would we as a society be without girls with curly hair and glasses.

[sleepeys]

the horrible thought that i don't think i will ever be able to hear the phrase "among us" normally anymore is starting to worry me. i will be dead in a casket fifty years from now and the person giving the eulogy could say something like "i know that, even though they're gone, in some ways they're still among us" and literally resurrect me right then and there

[orbees]

Kills me how so many ppl on here will be like be gay do crimes but then gasp in shock and horror at the very thought that there are Drug Users and Addicts on their Webbedsite

[orbees]

I'm just saying like if ur gonna be on here claiming to be anti police and care about social justice but then cry out in moral outrage everytime you realize there are drug users and addicts in your communities... mayhap you aren't as be gay and do crimes as u thought. Btw you're stepping on some of the most vulnerable people in ur community and you sound like a conservative <3

[orbees]

Oh and just to cut this off at the pass, yes this still goes even if you have trauma relating to drug use for whatever reason like. Your trauma is valid for lack of other words, and youre allowed to make boundaries as you will, but it does NOT give you an excuse to punch down on addicts, who are suffering too.

Also again, addicts are just as every bit as complicated and human as you are and often have trauma around drug use themselves.

And signing off: you are not more righteous or morally pure than addicts, you can end up there too just as easily under the right circumstances. end post 💗

[weaver-z]

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it

[kibumkim]

Like yeah theres no ethical consumption under capitalism but yall are willingly paying for disney shit and saying that 😭😭 like thats for like groceries not like marvel 10

[beserkerjewel]

“No ethical consumption under capitalism” used correctly: shopping at Walmart

“No ethical consumption under capitalism’ used incorrectly/in self-serving ways: watching Disney movies legally

[firefox-official]

[sustainpedal]

Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".

[firefox-official]

no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ

[exitwound]

I love beer woman and death . But i eat veggie burgers if that’s ok with you

[foragecore]

i think psychosis is one of those things that unless youve experienced it you cant really understand how scary it can be

[foragecore]

its so taboo and theres so little awareness about it. i didnt know i was having my first episode til after it was over. i was misinformed about what psychosis is, and i didnt know any of the early warning signs or what to do if i was experiencing it. it was so damn scary and i couldve died and i have the scar to prove it. anyway please read a bit about psychosis and signs and symptoms to look out for especially if u struggle w mental health issues or someone in your family does

[coughloop]

How far we've fallen that kung pow penis is no longer just a very specific thing used to piss off one very racist guy, we can't just kung pow penis anyone it's not right, it has context

[coughloop]