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✨jasper✨ she/they | 21 |♌ | FL

[iguanamouth]

Could you edit another wizard with she/her pronouns please these are hilarious 😂

trifecta of myles pinkney pronoun wizards

[creaturey]

i’m reading mattress topper reviews on amazon and i just love this one…. who are these variously shaped gays

[gorejock]

the sizes of the second two are literally fucking crazy. i cant even wrap my head around this. 

[plasmalogical]

the 4'9 guy has 25 pounds on the 6'7 guy

[wetorturedsomefolks]

this man’s boyfriends are waluigi and wario

[pissvortex]

*bully voice* you will NEVEEER look like your animal crossing character. you will never have a perfectly round head and a little red triangle for a nose

[susanoomon]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

why aren't you Christian?

i love sinning and doing evil

[solarsyrup]

I extend my hand like a mob boss and allow you to kiss my ring but when you lean closer you see it's one of those glo-in-the-dark spider rings you win at arcades

[solarsyrup]

*godfather voice* you disrespec me... and eat my spooky spida ring, which cost me 50 tickets at funtime arcade and pizzeria... vinny, hit her with da sticky hand

[jcamcript-deactivated20200414]

Strange and massive objects plow near the moon, captured on amateur film from Quebec, Canada. (26.03.2020).

[pocketphoenix]

Aliens for April...... why not

[state-issued-boyfriend]

Bro please be nice aliens, like, please

[neonhoney-deactivated20170512]

ME AS A GHOST

[neospacegov]

Going outside with autism/adhd like *feels all the bushes* *stops to look at a bug* *reads all the signs out loud* *stops to look at a bug* *stops to look at a bug* *feels all the bushes* *stomps on a leaf* *reads all the sign ou

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

[neospacegov]

KARL MARX??

[mewichigogamer-deactivated20201]

OH MY GODHFD i DIDN’T MEAN TO ADD AN IMAGE MY MISTAKE

[castlevania-deactivated20201023]

who will remember your last goodbye

[awesomeblogwellnotreally]

Bonus super important canon characterization:

[loppumon-deactivated20240322]

When Dracula mopes in his chair this is all I think about

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

[inchells]

Them..

[k-eke]

:)

[dabestofmemes]

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

This looks shopped

[thejorie-deactivated20160327]

It is here’s the original

[jumpedoverthemoon]

*hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbebby* *hands you a strawbeb

[owo-bisexy]

Have I mentioned that I adore these two? I just want them to be happy, it’s what they deserve!!

Thanks to @somebody-1 for the wonderful art of my new favorite characters💜