math enthusiast

i hate math

[ryoubakvra]

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[willowdove]

I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister

[toastbutteregg]

now thats what you call sisterhood

[skygenders]

yesterday I had two old ladies get upset that coffee isn’t 10 cents anymore. 

[skygenders]

like right now I’m trying to remember if I have ever bought anything for 10 cents or even seen anything that was only worth 10 cents. What century did they crawl out of

[skygenders]

LMAO

[skygenders]

[porterr-robinson]

[thecommonchick]

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

[racheldotgov-deactivated2016123]

ppl managing to live where they grew up is really bizarre to me

[hakushokuwaisei-deactivated2017]

Hi! Croatian here. As an inland country, I found a job processing uranium. We have a lot of it.

[mediumsizedboy]

God I wish I was processing uranium in Croatia

[theocseason4]

I think about this post every day

[tardis2101]

Hey, another Croatian here! Croatia has a coastline and I can’t find a single mention of uranium in Croatia. I don’t know what kind of paralel universe this person is from.

[catchymemes]

Snowing at sea

[thecryptocreep]

Why do I never think about the possibility of snow on the ocean??? Now I see why, because it’s too ethereal

[leesh]

i’m in love with her

[shadyrican]

[blackmodel]

CLOCKED

[toastbutteregg]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: Selena Gomez guest starred on Hannah Montana as pop star/rival Mikayla Skeech in three separate episodes. But she also was Alex Russo in Wizards of Waverly Place. We know that Wizards of Waverly Place and Hannah Montana take place in the same world because of the 2009 crossover special "Wizards on Deck with Hannah Montana". Both characters can't exist simultaneously unless Alex Russo created a pop star alter ego and used magic to never be recognized for it, yet this is never addressed and the series move on

[neutralbacteria]

[justice4artpop-deactivated20180]

trinity taylor just blocked me on my drag race insta acc because she uploaded this photo and i commented “seems like the doctor can only do one face” shgdhasgd iconic

[mrfeetlvr]

So you’re buttcamera and you take secret pics of guy’s asses? 😫

[godiscrazy-deactivated20190714]

[alaskas-bowlegs]

Mate your blog’s all about worshiping men’s feet so you’re not one to talk

[saiasus]

[demisatyr]

this post is a mess

[wereralph]

literally only on tumblr can you find posts like this and it’s the only reason we stay

[reksology]

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

[tripple-bsfunhouse]

I love how the camera moves during his explanation

[fivefingerdaddyfish]

Tea

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[blackqueerblog]

The ending they are so in love!

[above-dragon-deactivated2019040]

Ok that’s actually disgusting, here’s a link to their gofundme

[homestucky]

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄