[firegfarchive-deactivated202106]

This book is soooo boring when do marx and engels kiss 😑

[onihcinimkcin]

the book is theory. when they kiss…that’s praxis

[lesbiskammerat]

That’s a pretty cool political opinion you got there dude. Did your web of online friends and mutuals who all subconsciously monitor each other and self-correct in a panopticon-esque fashion to ensure that your views all stay in line with each other’s at all times pick it for you?

[lesbiskammerat]

“I’m safe from having my political views dictated by others because I’m catholic” is probably the funniest thing you could add to this

[zonnesproetje]

when kids comment on baking recipes ........... bro i might ccry why is this so cute

[zonnesproetje]

theres more !!!

[thatbastardlass-deactivated2021]

can u please stop dunking on elon, he's autistic. that's the reason he acts "weird". you are bullying an autistic person.

is his special interest underpaying his employees lmao

[charlesoberonn]

Hyperfixating on exploiting children in cobalt mines.

[aflo]

*opens the oven after preheating to 400*

[trickstertime]

This is Margaret when she opens that email

[brothersskeleton]

[winchestersingerautorepair]

there's a lot happening right here

[adulthoodisokay]

i, and i cannot stress this enough, fucking love tumblr

[ryebreadgf]

top 5 men

at the same time? i can try 😳

[thebootydiaries]

[thedrunkenminstrel]

Commissioner Gordon: If I shine this light into the sky, a man dressed like Dracula shows up.

Internal Affairs Investigator: I’m not sure how that’s a good use of tax doll-

Commissioner Gordon: He brings us lots of inadmissible evidence.

[tyrannosaurus-trainwreck]

Are you fucking kidding me?  You know how this would actually go?

Commissioner Gordon: *slaps roof* You know how much overtime I don’t have to pay on account of this bad boy?

Internal Affairs Investigator: Yeah, but still–

Commissioner Gordon: I just turn it on, and instead of paying a whole precinct time-and-a-half to never see their families, a guy dressed as a bat punches whoever we’re looking for a bunch of times and dumps them in the parking lot.

Internal Affairs Investigator: That’s not–

Commissioner Gordon: Sometimes I fire it up just to see who we get.  It’s like having a cat that brings you guys with twenty warrants out for their arrest instead of dead birds.

Internal Affairs Investigator: Okay, but you can’t tell people that.  Like, we can’t say it out loud.

Commissioner Gordon: So I shouldn’t have told the FBI they could borrow it if they ever feel like clearing their most-wanted list?

[amaralesbian]

hello???????

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Started out SO strong and went SO violently wrong

[neverendingmidnightsun]

Cars

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

It’s bad enough that The Big Bang Theory got a reboot, but the fact that it’s now an animated series??? Directed by Butch Hartman????

[kuma-noir-deactivated20260402]

This site has never gotten me closer to a full on meltdown than the split second I had between reading this post and then reading the source

[midnightmurdershow]

What We Do in the Shadows (2014) Directed by Jemaine Clement and Taika Waititi

[ethiopienne]

[eurobeatbeetle]

[fivehoursofscreaming]

oh

[thyrell]

repeat after me: spraying me with a spray bottle will not deter me from any activities. if i am on a counter or in a pantry, and i am sprayed by a spray bottle, i will enjoy it. being misted feels nice and is good for my skin. kill politicians.

[thyrell]

got a 12 hour ban from twitter for posting this there

[thyrell]

got another ban for telling elon musk to kill himself. free country my fat cock

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[truffledmadness]

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

[doomedgirls]

in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

[anoctopus]

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

[sighinastorm]

Yes but that’s not funny.

[nutwit]

Doro still at large

[eurobeatbeetle]

bring out the rotating tiger

[fivehoursofscreaming]

so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck

[rslashrats]

i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

[rslashrats]

[icantwritegood]