April 4th, 2018 @honestlymediocre - Tumblr Blog

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

art-nimals

This was BY FAR the best thing I’ve seen today.

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art-nimals

watch it until the end IT WILL NOT DISAPPOINT

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teacraft

see you space cowboy…

lady-raziel

“This is my job, and I do it well”

*crashes immediately*

madaboutasoiaf

…it was Jon Snow she thought of most. She wished somehow they could come to the Wall before Winterfell, so Jon might muss up her hair and call her “little sister.” She’d tell him, “I missed you,” and he’d say it too at the very same moment, the way they always used to say things together. She would have liked that. She would have liked that better than anything.

daeneryskairipa

And Arya… he missed her even more than Robb. He would give anything to be with her now.

sixpenceee

For decades, Fuji the dolphin had delighted children visiting an aquarium in Okinawa until a mysterious disease began eating away her tail fin. To save her life, almost all her tail fin had to be amputated. A dolphin’s tail fin is its engine. Without it, dolphins can’t swim, jump or dive, so engineers from Bridgestone Tire Company worked to design a new rubber tail for Fuji. The first designs did not work properly or had some other drawback. Finally, Fuji accepted the third tail design, made of silicon rubber with a foam padding, and was able to swim almost as well as an intact dolphin. (Source)

valtsv

it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

valtsv