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It’s the fact that Patrasche is literally willing to let Subaru stab and kill her if it means protecting his mental health and making him feel better. She is without a doubt his most loyal companion and best friend 🥹 we do not deserve this girl

beesmygod

HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG

lives in sewer

kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one

blood magic

hexdrake

never stops being funny

spamton

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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spamton

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

hi chat my everything hurts

girlballs

hi chat everything but my noteworthy fat meaty hog hurts

girlballs

...cock injured send immediate help

victusinveritas

roswellsoup

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

villainessbian

a symbol of very good luck for your future

gluetun

CLEAR SKIN IS SO ATTRACTIVE I’D CHOP A TOE OFF FOR CLEAR SKIN FOREVER

windows-98

boysbooksandbandsohmy

I swear to fucking god writing a post on this website is like talking to a fucking genie! Better be specific as shit or some smart ass is gonna ruin your life

eebie

PJACKK HAS RETURNED

eebie

HE IS GONE AGAIN

bearsockz

I’ll check the backroom

eroscestlavie

when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)