. . .

let's be moss

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[herpsandbirds]

[dogpuppy]

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

mater has given dobby a gun

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

[a-trex]

[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[monstermonger]

Friend in an alleyway | my wife sent me this photo the other day and said "you HAVE to draw this." and I agreed completely <:

[monstermonger]

oops I was told you can only see the photo if you have a bsky account, so here's a screenshot of it!

[bestiolin]

lyn chao yu

[pnglove]

WHIMSICAL MUGS ♡

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[the-muppet-joker]

Are you muppet jokering me right now

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[exitwound]

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m sure this opinion will get me killed for some reason but it’s wild how almond milk seems to be the dominant alternative milk when it tastes like nut based cerebrospinal fluid meanwhile Oat Milk is right there being sexy and thick and delicious

[itsapmseymour]

They got new photos of the moon,

I knew she had colors hiding in there 🥹