I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast

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I wish all the pee came out in one go like a shotgun blast
one time i was at a nightclub and it was really dark and i met a guy and we didnt really talk he kind of just like guided me to the dance floor and we grinded on eachother and made out and he whispered wanna go to my place in my ear and i was like yeah ok so we went outside to get a cab and we looked at each other in the light of the streetlight and he turned out to be my bio. teacher and he literally sprinted away
every morning
john mulaney and linda from bobs burgers have the same aura
i couldn’t make this up even if i tried
Why is this the type of humor I enjoy
who did this
I am broken as a person and I don’t even care
this is a true ally
let’s all go out to a walmart parking lot and chisel a name and date of birth and death into a bunch of these things
that’s how you get very short zombies to burst out and take over walmart
love the implication that headstone height is chosen based on the height of the person
as soon as you engrave something into a tombstone a dead body spawns underneath it
the darkest era of fashion history
According to whom
pink is literally barefoot and eve is straight up wearing a weave track as an accessory. dont get me started on the cabbage patch looking chick with the pink yarn extensions
Eve
Stop
im eve
Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously
these
are
the
best
movies
ever
Solidarity 😌
I’m in tears but also bopping
have you ever listened to something so horrible that you just had to continue listening even though it’s much healthier to just stop it cause that’s this
This is what they were training us for…
I made this powerpoint for this week’s lesson - Regional/Iconic American Foods. I went back through and replaced all the text with my student’s reactions.
… corn?
This is adorable
YES VERY GOOD
If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?
You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds
Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school
can a human brain run doom
just look at this fucking year
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