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So when Jesus rises from his grave everyone rejoices and it becomes a holiday but when I, Count Dracula-
LOVE LOVE LOVE that starry night marzipan...... gorgeous
Visualise it. Feel it. Focus on it.
Lyra in the books: Oh my gosh! Look at that cool cowboy aeronaut and his giant balloon! Can you please join our team?
Lee in the books: Aight.
Lyra in the show: Pshht... Look at this cowboy aeronaut dude. He thinks he's so kewl and so smort? I'm gonna steal his bacon and keep his panserbjørne friend with me. Maybe I can use him to blackmail him into joining the team later?
Lee in the show: Can I adopt you?
sometimes family is a grumpy polar bear who can’t deal with emotions, his texan husband who gives great hugs and their semi-rabid daughter and that’s okay
they did each other’s hair
Please read it and reblog people have to hear about what happened today. There are videos of nationalists beating people (teenagers) just because they were walking nearby or throwing firecrackers. These are the people that our president was willing to go side by side during the independence day. We can't rely on the government doing something so please don't sleep on it, let prople know about things happening in Poland right now.
this needs to end.
70% of the lgbt people in Poland experienced some sort of harassment and abuse. me included.
in Poland there are nearly no anti-discrimination regulations.
homophobia doesn't exist in Polish law.
all of the anti-pride march protests were fully legal.
there were only 1000 people taking part in pride march. against 4000. four t o u s a n d.
lots of people got hurt. it is said that some of them died because of the damage from the things nationalists were throwing at them. it isn't confirmed yet, though.
the media is silent, no one talks about what happened today. I DON'T UNDERSTAND IT.
please spread the word, spread the information, the world needs to see this. the world needs to know what's happening.
please help polish lgbt people.
i don't want to be scared when i go outside. i don't want to feel like i can't hold my loved one's hand. i don't want to feel like i can be killed because of my looks. i don't know what to do.
one girl died that i know of for now, heard multiple rumours about 4 or so kids (aged 15-18) dying as well. also theres quite a few rumours about people not coming back (as of last night. while im writing this, its almost 6am, so i hope they found their way home already). they were throwing tear gas, glass, stones, eggs, bottles, stuff like that.
and this is what we saw near the end of the pride, when it was coming to its very end. (please notice that literally no one in that picture was a participant at pride march. the group that has gathered at the hill were literally out there to get us. king, hope u dont mind me sharing your pic)
heard multiple stories about people getting beaten up severely and police doing nothing. people were mentioning about seeing men with their faces completely covered up (which is illegal to do in public places here), showing off their weapons such as knives and axes and machetes. at least 3 people mentioned to me seeing those. same with having fireworks thrown at them.
even if you didnt participate in march, the city centre was full of people destroying cars nearby. apparently taxi cabs didnt want to come anywhere near there bc they were worried their cars would get damaged, so people trying to run away from all those nazis had very limited ways of running away
the president refused to support us and walk with us. and according to some media news sites, there were 72 other events that people *tried* to get approved & legal at the very exact day. all of them against us.
still cant believe that we got out of there alive. so grateful that many of my friends changed their minds at the last minute and stayed at home. we were so incredibly lucky.
The worst thing is that people actually got hurt and some of them fatally, yet nobody is talking about this in Polish media (nor anywhere else, of course)
It is serious. But because homophobia is a belief in this country and not a threat to people in eyes of politicians, it is fully allowed and legal...
Please help our people :(
You can help by donating to KPH which is a national antihomophobic campaign, just use google translate and you should be able to understand the site.
If you can't donate then please spread the news and don't stay silent about this!
We need your help.
Everyone who reblogs this post by 11pm EST on Saturday June 22 will get a Good Omens headcanon in their ask box
Yes, e v e r y o n e
For you and your internet friends! 💙
Feel free to send these to them but please do not repost
a summary of the horrible histories cast
matthew baynton: the only one who can sing, apparently
martha howe-douglas: queen of everything, literally
jim howick: turns out he can also sing; SHOUTY MAN
ben wilbond: straight man who can’t keep a straight face
simon farnaby: the one you get when you need a hunk; Death
laurence rickard: THAT’S THE END OF OLD BOBSY
I found only pieces of the poster in this quality! :/ If I find the rest I’ll put it together!
Look at Madam Tracy’s machine! :)))
why are sun bears like…that?
like what
oh you mean that
well
sometimes it just be like that
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
I’m pretty sure this happened while Crowley and Aziraphale were raising the Antichrist.
Fawkes the Phoenix was based on a harpy eagle, howmcute would a kestrel phoenix be with a peacock tail and train?
this is a Good Opportunity considering i was never a big fan of fawkes’ movie design how about
ok but what about
@triruntu
@elodieunderglass uhhhhhh… Birb?
I Suggest we Consider:
AQUATIC (penguin)
No wait
this is terrible
put it back
the poor thing
why would anyone do this
I dunno, I kinda love it… :D
It’s a fine line to tread when you’re breeding your phoenix. A swan is good:
Elegant
Classic
Like Cleopatra, he burns upon the water
Equal parts beauty and danger
Full of Secrets
But take it a few genes to the left and you’ve got a GOOSE
A raptor if raptors were total idiots
Neither beauty nor grace
Full of Hate
Has so much poop for you
(Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.)
It got better
@elodieunderglass
Oh my God someone actually drew a Good Version of my Dubious Penguin????? And THEN someone added a sweonix (swan phoenix)? Oh man, this is the stuff you miss when you’re in the middle of a reblog chain.
@english-history-trip that is some powerful art, and I respect the trip that it represents from the sublime to the absurd, for in this journey we find enlightenment.
@keire-ke your magnificent penguin art represents the other side of the journey, which takes us from the absurd to the powerful. In this journey we find truth.
Make no mistake, a swan will mess you up just as hard as a goose. But it is the difference between being slain with a katana and getting whacked with a bag of old potatoes.