This Fiesty Little Creature Needs an Alpha Badly

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[oshun67]

We Exist- we go waaaaaay back

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What has been your worst "nice guy" experience?

So, possibly one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen. I mean you know how you hear the “women want him, men want to *be* him” stuff in old movies? Well I’m a man and by *god* I wanted to be this guy. Anyway!

I’m having dinner with my girlfriend at the time, and behind us are a couple on a date. It is.. not going well. Guy was being rather creepy and making some pretty inappropriate comments, the girl doesn’t look at all comfortable.

The girl finishes her appetiser really quickly, my guess is she wanted to get it over with. Guy proceeds to comment on it and says “well, least I know you can swallow right?”. Loudly.

Girl goes red and tells him that isn’t appropriate, he literally waves his hand in a “shoo” type motion and says “oh calm down I was going to find out in a few hours anyway”.

I missed her exact reply as she moved to a hushed tone, but it was fairly obvious what was being said - fuck no, fuck off, fuck this. He responded with “sweetheart I picked you up, I know where you live”. She lost the colour in her face and said nothing.

No. No. Fuck no. I’m one of those “get involved” type of people and there is no way I’m sitting here watching this go down. I get up. I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’m 23, fighting fit and happy to put that motherfucker through a wall. I may have had a slight temper in my youth. But anyway.

I was halfway out of my chair when a hand came down on my shoulder and I look up to this mid-50s but super fit guy who says “Easy.. I’ve got this one son”. Absolute, total confidence in his voice.. so seeing as my current plan amounted to “stab him in the neck” and I’m already thinking maybe that’s not the best idea, I sit down.

He walks over, grabs a nearby chair, flips it around and sits down with the couple. Then.. he pulls out his police ID and puts it on the table. Now the guy doesn’t have any colour in his face.

Cop: “So, I’m quietly celebrating my daughters birthday with my family when I distinctly hear you threaten this young lady, would you care to explain yourself?”

Guy: “I, ah, well, um, you see..”

Cop: “That’s what I thought. Now see, we take a *very* dim view of that kind of thing, so right now I’m deciding if I want to have some of my buddies come pick you up.”

Guy: “oh no well that…”

Cop: “But that would disrupt everyone’s dinner, so how about you hand me your ID, because I wouldn’t want you running off on me, then you go see one of the staff here and settle your bill.. the full bill now, this young lady shouldn’t go hungry on account of your poor behaviour. Or we can go with the first option, I’ll leave it up to you.”

Guy: “No no! That’s perfectly fine!” \*hands over ID, gets up and walks very quickly in the direction of the counter\*

Cop: \*while writing down the guys details\* “Sorry about that miss, I hope I’m not intruding it just seemed like you could use some help. Oh and don’t worry, if you want to pursue this further I’ll have some of the boys pick him up on his way home, we can definitely take this further.”

Girl: “No, thank you so much, I wanted to run out 30 minutes ago but he drove me here”.

Cop: \*shifts from hardarse cop to comforting father figure in about half a second\* “Well I’m here with my daughter, she’s about your age, perhaps you’d like to finish your meal with us? We can run you home afterwards if you’d like, unless you’d prefer to call someone else?”

Girl: “Oh.. that would be really nice.. thankyou so much!”

\*guy returns, so does the hardarse cop\*

Guy: “Uh so, I’ve paid the bill, if I could have my ID back..”.

Cop: “There you go.. now I have your details right here so I *highly* recommend you don’t go near or contact this young lady ever again.”

Guy: “Yes yes of course, I’m so sorry!”

The guy pretty much fled the restaurant, the girl went and sat with the cop and his family and by the time we left they were still sitting around talking and laughing about random crap.

It was hands down the best way I have ever seen anybody handle any situation, ever. That cop is my hero.

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I will always reblog this.

[icecoldparadise]

Will forever reblog this example of what cops should be like

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[ghostlybelladonnas]

I don’t fuck with magical ones. A witch would never disrespect her fellow magic practioner like that…

[intomyrealworld]

Full uncut bed scene - ep 15

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My Blog

https://incognitohoneybadger.blogspot.be/

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Some new anime style sketches. Tokyo Ghoul's Kaneki. And just a cute, badass anime girl.

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Escapades: Shifter Part 1

I hope anyone who reads this will enjoy it and provide feedback as I continue to write more.

I love being a shifter. Getting to put on my fur and slip out to enjoy the night. It is what I live for, what I crave. I recently moved to a new area about 2 hours outside of Seattle and close to Mt. Rainier. It is my dream home. A small farm house 15 minutes from the National Parks entrance. Perfect for a fox shifter. My family worried that I would be lonely out here all by myself but they just didn’t get it. I love the quiet, dark nights. The rainy days are my friend. The lush green forest is heaven. And I thought it would be my little peaceful space forever. I couldn’t have been more wrong.

I hadn’t been in my new home for even a month. I was lost in my own world during a run one evening that I didn’t even notice that I was being watched. When I got to my clothes however, I knew I wasn’t alone. I had placed them in a place that no average person would even be around. It wasn’t a creature of the forest either because the scent that was in the area had the distinct musk of a male shifter. I didn’t even go all the way to my clothes hiding spot. I knew I was already to close to the area for my safety and so I turned and bolted home. I made sure to take an extra 30 minutes and even skirted through a small town. I had to make sure I wasn’t seen and I tried my best to find areas where the other smells of people would cover my own. Finally home I slipped through the dog door and ran to my bathroom pushing the door closed before shifting back. I grabbed my robe and went to the kitchen and slid the solid cover down over the dog door so nothing could get in and then checked all of the doors and windows. It wasn’t because I was afraid of other shifters, on the contrary I come from a large family of all kinds of species. I also know how to handle myself in a fight whether in fur or not. 

The issue that had me on high alert was the fact that I was currently in heat. Most females go a little crazy during their heats and seek out sex, but I didn’t want kits yet or even a relationship so I avoided men during my heats. I was also worried because whoever it was didn’t call out when they arrived in the area or when they found my clothes. There is an unspoken rule among shifters that you give a call when you shift into your fur on open access land. It has to be loud and clear. We do this to announce our presence to others in the area so there are no fights or unnecessary deaths. Not to mention that it was just a common courtesy. “Ugh, who the hell was that?” I said out loud after making sure everything was locked up and then headed to take a shower. Blasting my favorite music I shower of the dirt and enjoy the hot water running down my tired body. ‘Thank goodness I have tomorrow off, I can sleep in’ I thought and headed to bed. I was completely unaware that I had a visitor, lurking in the garden. 

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My first time doing my fursona on my Wacom. She is in her dark summer coat.

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Frustration

A little story using Haikyu! characters using Iwaizumi and Oikawa. This is from the point of view of Oikawa. Hope you enjoy!

I had been at the computer all day working on trying to finish up the course work for my Statistics class. We had passed each other in the house a few times but you wouldn’t think we were lovers if you saw us. I mean, we are both guys for starters, we are also both polar opposites. I am definitely the one that started and pursued the relationship and sometimes I feel like it was just easier for him to accept than to refuse. We weren’t always this distant though. At first we were always spending time together and doing things, but 7 years changes things. Now our love life is pretty much nonexistent. I mean he has his job and I am a full time student so we don’t have a ton of free time. But today I was feeling a bit off, my whole body had been jittery and I could feel my nerves on edge. The slightest noise had me on full alert and I was keenly aware of where he was in the house. Maybe it was because it was one of his rare days off or maybe it was because we hadn’t had sex in a few weeks. Probably the later, I thought to myself. I mean it is me after all and my sex drive is through the roof. 

I decided to take a minute from my work and go take a peek at him. I walked downstairs from my work loft and grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge. He was sitting on the couch playing a video game. It was the only thing he seemed to do when he was at home. I walked over and stood next to him. “I want 5 minutes,” I said. He looked up from the screen and smiled, “sure.” He paused the game and put the controller on the floor and scooted over on the couch so I could lay next to him. I laid down on my stomach and buried my face in a pillow. I got in the habit of asking him for 5 minutes of his time lately, those 5 minutes meant that he would give me 5 minutes of physical attention, which was usually just a back rub like today. He pulled my hoodie down flat and used his free hand to rub around on my back. My nerves being so on edge though made it really hard to enjoy the simple movements. I turned my head towards him and bit his chest, just a light nibble but his surprised reaction made my heart beat harder. Our 5 minutes were always just that, 5 minutes with no sex. But I wasn’t going to be satisfied with that today. I climbed over one leg and settled myself between his legs and laid on his chest. His ears are the most sensitive part of his body and he complained that they were simply ticklish but I wanted to tortured him a bit and take my frustrations out on him. I pinned his hands above his head and grabbed his chin turning his head to the side. He tried to struggle, “don’t even think about it.” But I wasn’t going to listen today, “Think about what? This?” I said and licked from his neck to his ear and started nibbling around the edge of his ear. He started laughing and squirming under me, “stop, it, it tickles.” His pleas just made my heart beat faster, I released his chin and raised his shirt and covered his face with it and switched my hands to hold the shirt along with his hands above his head. “You are so sensitive,” I replied before licking his nipple. “Uhh!” he moaned, “Please.” “But I am enjoying myself and your body seems to be enjoying this also,” I said smirking as I rubbed a thigh on his erection making him shiver. “I am going to let your hands go but you aren’t allowed to drop them below your chest. Do you understand?” I asked then sucked a nipple into my mouth. “Oh, god yes, yes,” he moaned out. I let his hands go and scooted down the couch a little and pulled his pants down exposing his erect cock. I bent down and put the tip to my lips and said, “no hands below your chest our you will get punished, understood?” then took his cock into my mouth all the way. His whole body shuddered and his hips raised instinctively at the onslaught. “YES!!! Oh... my...” he shouted out and started panting. I looked up at his face, ‘you shouldn’t be making such a delicious face’ I thought. I went to work on his cock and it didn’t take long for his hand to reach down and touch my hand on his hip. I pulled off leaving a string of drool that fell onto him after cooling slightly in the air. “What did I say about your hands?” I questioned digging my hands into his hips a little roughly. “I can’t help it, it felt so good.” “Well then you are going to love your punishment because it is going to feel really good too.” I started to stroke his cock gently. He bit his lip as I squeezed harder than what my mouth could get and let some more spit drop onto the tip to make it even wetter. Then I took my palm and rubbed it around the head of his cock like I was polishing a ball. I knew this would make him pant because he told me that when I did that the feeling was just too intense and he couldn’t stand it. Well the motion wasn’t a loss this time and he bit down harder on his lip as his body bucked up into my hand and he grabbed my wrist. “NO… please… is too much…. can’t do that… too good” he panted. “Let go and move your hands back above your head.” He did and I spit on his cock again and again rubbed my palm around the head of his cock. He bit his lip and whimpered. “Let me hear you” I said “don’t hold back your moans.” And I leaned down and took him back into my mouth. I licked up the base with a broad flat tongue and he moaned out and started panting. “Does it feel good, let me hear it.” And I began to use my hand and mouth together.  I knew I wasn’t going to be able to hold back for much longer but I was determined to make him beg for it. I sat up and began stroking him and then using my palm again. ‘His body never disappoints when I do that,’ I thought. His hips thrust up, his legs began to tremble and he moaned out. “Please…. Please…. Fuck me,’ he cried out. I let go of his cock and put his legs together and pulled off his pants. “First I have to get you ready” and I grabbed some lube from the coffee table drawer and dripped it onto my finger and his ass. I knew it was cold and he shivered then I slid a finger into his tight ass. “I wonder how it will feel?” I questioned teasingly as I curled my finger and rubbed his spot. “How… oh… my… what… feel…” he panted. I slid another finger in making him cry out again and continued to rub his hot insides. ‘His face right now is going to break my control soon’ I thought. “This,” I said with a slight tremble in my voice and I rubbed my palm around the head of his cock and pressed his sweet spot with my two fingers. He cried out and came instantly. That was the reaction I was hoping for and all of my restraint broke. I pulled out my erect cock and thrust into his ready ass. He kept cuming all over his stomach and cried out with each thrust. “Deep… To... ru… more…. Deeper.” He panted. I pulled out and flipped him over and grabbed his hips and thrust back in pushing his face into the couch and gripping his hips tightly to keep him still as I pounded into him. The added depth pushed him over the edge again and as his ass tightened around my cock I burst cuming hard into him. I pulled him all the way getting as deep as I could as I kept cuming. As I started to calm down and thrust again he did a sneak attack on me and reached down between his legs and grabbed my balls with his and started rubbing them together and tug on them. I couldn’t thrust like this so I continued to grind shallowly. He knew I loved having my balls played with and if he kept that up all my pent up frustration from the past weeks would make me cum again quickly. I already felt it building rapidly so I reached forward and stroked his wet cock. “Cum for me again,” I said into his shoulder and bit down. His back automatically arched at the pain which caused his ass to get an even better angle to my hips and he released our balls. I released his shoulder and cock and thrust into him twice before he came again his whole body shaking and his ass tightening around my cock. I couldn’t take it and I thrust hard into him as deep as I could before letting go and filling him full of another load of cum. We collapsed on the couch panting and satisfied.

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I lay curled at your side in our king size bed. My hot skin gently caressing yours with each breath that escapes me. I am silent, lost in my own desire. The desire to be caressed. To have your fingers through my hair and your body rubbing on mine. My instincts tell me to mark you as mine, extend my fangs and blush as my pelt covers my skin. Unfurl the ears hiding in my hair and let my tail grow. Show my true nature. The animal inside me that wishes to be free. But as I lay here listening to your breathing the reality settles over me. I settled for the safe life you offered. The sweet love you gave me drew me in. And then the cage snapped shut. The mundane settled in. You are not so fond of the wildness in my eyes, the wicked grin and the sin-dripped tongue. Not since the cage snapped. So I fight the creature inside, subduing her need and desire with words of comfort. She longs for the thrill of the chase, the fire in the fight, and the sweet victory of blood. But for now we must find comfort in the vanilla world we live. I bit back a whimper and drift to sleep.

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I love this manga so much

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Neko Self Portrait

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Just got a new Wacom graphics tablet and decided to do a quick test run.