Fuck Me Yourself, Cowards!

[catchymemes]

[infinitydivine]

I am not taking a risk

[darlingsstern]

Not risking it pals

[doralimasstuff]

U know what I want potato of luck

[shrewreadings]

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

[luffymon123]

#Golden Potato luck

[honeybeeangel11]

need the luck

[shuploc]

Alright, just one more…

[honeybeeangel11]

I don't usually comment on Fan Art but this actually so gorgeous and I would actually kill for this much skill. How does it look so realistic. Jesus, you have a gift my dude.

[honeybeeangel11]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Didn't know this was a thing. yay ig

[honeybeeangel11]

Tw: politics? Mentions of suicide, mental health

I know this is gonna get some people mad at me. But i gotta get this off my chest. I'm sure you know of the political state of the world right now, if you don't, i suggest you do some research. I am so fucking tired of everything. I'm being told left and right that i need to get out there and help out, organize protests and Rally's, try to make the world a better place. But I'm literally 15, I'm supposed to be out having fun with my friends and crushing on guys and watching movies I'm not supposed to, but instead I'm refreshing my news app hoping there'll be some good news. Today is 4th of July and i have always loved doing fireworks but this year i feel morally obligated to stay inside and protest against everything. I wanna help the world, but i also wanna be a fucking kid while i can. I wanna go outside, i wanna scroll through tiktok, i wanna go to zoos and aquariums, i want the only thing i have to worry about right now be making sure my grades are ok this school year, all the new friends I'm gonna meet, trying to find a summer job, meet up with friends, maybe even date a guy. But i have so much more to worry about, i don't give a shit where you stand politically, you have to understand that the teens and children that are being raised in this world are being forced to be adults way to quickly. I'm so lost, not only am i going through identity crisis's left and right, I'm having to figure out how I'm gonna live in a world where i never got to be a teenager. I keep thinking about ending it, but i know it would selfish. I can't reach out for help and everything is going wrong, i just want to live as a kid and be carefree for a little bit longer

[honeybeeangel11]

So, i just watched Clone Wars and looking back, there are two quotes that hit me the hardest.

1: "I'm a soldier, just like you." -99, S3 ep2

2: "This is the end, forget the mission." -Fives, S6 ep4

Clone Wars hits hard when you're doing an Star Wars Marathon. Send me quotes from general Star Wars media that hit you hard.

[honeybeeangel11]

so, has anyone seen any really good Rodrick Heffley (the good one, not the imposter) x pre transition male reader. Like, I have been scouring the internet and every one I've seen either cis readerm hasn't been updated in three years, or fem, sometimes all three. If you have any, please say the title and website, thx

[honeybeeangel11]

Just me?

Does anyone else just have favorite things because someone else said they liked it? Like, my dad recommended me this band that he thought I would I like and now I listen to all of their songs. My best friend told me they liked pineapples, especially pineapple soda and juice and now I get it whenever I can because it makes me think of them. Is it just me or....?

[honeybeeangel11]

Why tf did I get this on my news app?

[honeybeeangel11]

Marvel

So uh, Nebula and Bucky. Both have metal arms. Hear me out.

*Bucky and Nebula run into each other, clutching their metal arms*

Bucky: Hiding from the Princess?

Nebula: How'd you guess?

Shuri in the distance: I found something I can improve!

[honeybeeangel11]

Listen to Prez Loki

[honeybeeangel11]

Pirates of the Caribbean

So, I'm watching At World's End and I'm at the part where they start rocking the boat to turn it upside down. All I can think about is the Fitnessgram Pacer Test, but even more traumatizing. Anyone else think the same thing?

[honeybeeangel11]

So, Tumblr has taken my filter. I was sitting, hanging out with my sister and my dad. My sister had froze some lemonade and I was cracking jokes about it being yellow snow. Eventually, she starts messing with me so I say with no hesitation, "Shut up and drink your piss ice."

My dad just bursts out laughing and my sister's jaw dropped. Now, my dad and I have been saying quips about piss ice for the past hour. My sister is eight.

[blueymoons]

Not gonna specifically tag anyone...but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

[rainbowdazzle]

The White Bottle of Omega 3 Supplements by WS Maple

looooool

[emotionalsupportmanteau]

The Grey Yerba Mate by LS Yew

[inventor-of-aggravated-assault]

The Grey Car Door by RW Pine

[mini-faust]

The black and white moon shine by CW Willow

[itmustbegreattobecalledtheitgir]

The grey daffodil by C.S Maple

[saathiray]

The Nude Spouse by RA Buttfir

[elvencantation]

The Green Clock Key by GA Aspen

[direwolfblackrose]

the light blue bottle by e. c. Oak

[squeeful]

The Blue Parfait by H.E. Rowan

[strongelongitude]

The White Blanket by L.S. Maple

[mrevaunit42]

The black bottle by C.E Sycamore

[threegoblinsinatrenchcoat]

The Grey Journal by C.J. Elm

[kintatsujo]

The Black Salt by SJ Birch

[queen-of-carven-stone]

The White Wall by SA Oak

[mystical-flute]

The Pink Mouse by G.M. Maple

[promptsblog]

The Red Cushion by J.D. Gum

[hawaiianpurplewolf]

The Purple Fireplace by W.S. Oak

[wolfqueenfan19]

W S Aspen's The Blue Stuffed Wolf

[legless-fish-on-rollerskates]

The Blue Plate by ST Aspen

[lucy-frostblade]

the grey phone by m.a oak

[chaoticgremlinwholikescheese]

The rainbow mother by V.H redwood

[sentient-toblerone]

The yellow nerf basooka by HT Birch

[life-is-arrowing]

the red desk by n.e. cherry

[tenebris-aurea]

the black dog by l.s. willow

[honeybeeangel11]

The Black Bag by X.M Oak

[broskepol-deactivated20221009]

sylki fans: it’s a great pairing you antis are just mean lokius fans: noo marvel did it only because they’d rather put a selfcest hetero pairing in their movie than literally anything else me, who only wants to get some pure friendship representation in media rather than seeing film companies making everything a romance:

[honeybeeangel11]

i just want someone to listen to Loki and hug and let him cry without judging. He just needs to vent to someone trusted. All I wanna see. I don't like Sylki, I don't like Lokius, but if Loki is happy and it isn't actively hurting him, I'm fine

[wrenhyperfixates]

I JUST SENT A HUNDRED OF MY FOLLOWERS TOM'S ADDRESS IN LONDON. WE'RE GOING TO ORGANIZE. LET'S MAKE HIM REGRET FILMING THIS STUPID SERIES. MAKE A POST WITH A SMILEY FACE ON IT IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US.

Anon fuck off. You better be joking. Tell me this is satire holy shit. DO NOT HARASS THIS MAN. Probably going to block you unless you confirm this is a joke. I’d invite everyone to join me and once again, DO NOT HARASS TOM HIDDLESTON

[phoenixmetaphor3000]

If I find out anyone I know doing this, I will cut you off immediately. What the fuck is wrong with these idiots? Thank you to the person who posted this so that we all know about this

[itscomplicatedx]

Anon better hope they and I never meet

[turniptitaness]

FUCK OFF ANON. I don't threaten people, but you had better hope no one who knows who you are is as shitty as you. Or else you'll learn what harrassment feels like.

And if anyone who follows me thinks this is anything other than vile, go ahead and unfollow me, and block me while you're at it. I don't want any skid marks like you in my life.

[juliabohemian]

Calm the fuck down, you entitled twat waffle. Go write some fanfiction.

[projectprotectloki]

Oh my GOODNESS, people!!!

I sincerely hope this is a joke. An insane and disgusting joke.

WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!

[honeybeeangel11]

Anon needs to calm the fuck down. I get it, I was angry about the Sylki thing happening too, but I'm not going to straight up threaten Tom Hiddleston. He has done nothing wrong. He didn't write any of that shit, he may have produced and agreed to act in it, but that is it. That man has been nothing but kind and y'all are wanting to hurt him because of a show. Just do what you normally do with ships you don't like and create new ones in your head, but accept that this is the show now. To the people who are planning on "teaching him a lesson", you keep doing that shit, he's going to leave the role for good. I sincerely hope he doesn't, but if he does, I will completely understand. I'll even praise him.

[honeybeeangel11]

LOKI spoilers

So, I am currently reconstructing the entire timeline of me watching LOKI so that I can change the final episode where Loki and Sylvie kiss. I am literally repressing the memory and changing it completely so that Loki and Mobius are the ones who kiss. I almost vomited when it happened. I paused and screamed, I nearly threw my computer. They knew what the fans were saying, but they didn't listen. Now I have to change memories so I don't get irrationally angry. What do I even call that kiss? Incest?????

Selfcest?????

Masturbation??????

I am so angry and confused.

[honeybeeangel11]

How tall are you

4'11