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A/N: my stories are either borderline platonic and suggestive dating. It's more of the crack side of fiction. I'm use on doing Female readers but can do gender neutral reader too. Most fanfic are gender neutral reader except it's stated otherwise in the story (oracle) this is a sideblog of @BeelzebubButaChef . There's many grammar and spelling mistakes. Hopefully they'll be fix soon when I edited them.

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Rinne Amagi

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Oracle

-> part two

-> part three

-> part four

-> part five

-> part Six

-> part Seven

-> part eight

Side crack story of oracle

-> Pretty cards

->kissing Game

Amagi's curse

HiMERU

Seggsy voice

Childhood friend who knows him to well

Childhood friend who knows him to well ii

Childhood friend who knows him to well iii

Childhood friend who knows him to well iv

Shiina Niki

Hyper realistic sweets || baker! Blogger! Reader

Hunger at first smell

Big brother Shiina Niki

Kohaku Oukawa

Simple too oblivious Rhyme perfectionist Reader

My Assassin's coworker

ALKALOIDS

Hiiro Amagi

Candy ring

-> Finance

Isekai in a self aware ensemble stars

Little red and the wolf

❅Once Upon a fairy tale❅

Alter x Ego

Mayoi ayase

Chat story I: prank

My Darling Dolls AU! Mayoi Ayase|| kiss of self esteem boost (comic)

My Darling Dolls AU! Mayoi Ayase|| Prologue short comic

Aira Shiratori

Chat story I: merchandise

Idol guessing game

Hyper realistic sweets|| Blogger! Baker! reader

Tatsumi Kazehaya

((someday maybe))

MaM

Mikejima Madara

mama madara

Da-- Madara 😳

Your a bad child

(comic) mama is back

Lift mama up!

BON BON ACCIDENT

Mama doesn't care what other might say

Say what now?

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Series | AU

COMEDY SHOW

Episode one: the best big bro competition

Self Aware AU

-> one

-> Isekai in a self aware ensemble stars

Fairy tale x Ensemble stars

-> little red and the wolf || Hiiro Amagi

My Darling Dolls AU

Deep Blue Sea AU

Crystal Hearts AU

Twisted wonderland AU

Honey trap Simulator

pink kkomas

Crossing × Tales

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﹡﹡Challenge﹡﹡

20 Days stories ( Failed )

In case of inactive.

-> on my other accs.

-> doing In game event.

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ALTER X EGO

BACK

CHAPTER NINE

FOWARD

"you can't even fly. Just how many junk did you eat...?" You saw long haired Pinkie that you learn have a code name "NN" short for "no name" cause he associates himself with no ties with his previous name. Or the fate of that Character. Or something dramatic like that. NN squish the cheek of the chubby mofumofu— an alter of his created from his blood and magic.

Now you felt that's kinda funny cause he too have a baby ( kinda) but it's not with his spouse. How the irony makes you want to laugh but wish to not die as NN might hear you laughing at him.

"......" The angel look at your direction with a glare as if he can read your mind, you quickly hide behind hiiwo who look at you and then to NN and mofumofu. "Senior, please don't scare My friend!" He ask the other who narrowed his eyes looking at the red haired like his thinking if he should deal with coworker but as he think of that, the chubby one in his arms tagged his hair catching his attention and the little one pointed at the incoming Morpho who's seems to be furious about something.

NN who finally realize what's the perfect option at the moment disappear from where he once stood as the overseer arrive with what seems to be bills.

"Where is that fae?" He question hiiwo and you whos looking at the zero and digit you saw the glimpse of from the paper in the overseer hand. "Sir, he left just now with the moth.' hiiwo doesn't seems to see that his not suppose to rat out his senior to the boss who's clearly furious about something that the fae did.

".........." The long silent from the overseer have trigger some fear inside of you and you hide behind hiiwo even more, fearing you'll be spotted and yelled at, even so you don't do anything bad. The blue haired butterfly sigh before he compose himself, thinking that the problem won't be solve if he let his anger get the best of him. "Since your here. You might as well be use and go find that fiend." He give hiiwo the paper his holding earlier. "It's either you find him or go find the spouse of his." In a way, that person is bound to appear more in the second option.

"I understand!" The red haired traveller is quite thrilled to go out again and when his about to turn to you a hand stop him in his track. "don't bring that along. Where your going is not safe for that to go." The overseer seems to speak of you like your not someone but something. "She's my friend!" Your friend did not like those words either. He seems to be mad for you too. "yes, isn't the main reason you shouldn't bring that along?" The boss rolled his eyes as if his just talking to a child who seems to not understand anything what he just said.

"It be safe as long I'm with her!" He don't want to part ways even a bit from you. It made him feel anxious and worry for you. "Don't be dumb. As far as I know it won't be safe where the location of that core right now." The butterfly sigh for the nth time. "There's currently a problem at a certain location and they were there to check it out."

He knows what's going on in between worlds but he can't freely roam as he like. If he can, why would he bother ordering people around? Especially incompetent one that did nothing but trouble or those who could barely do their job perfectly unless bribed with paychecks? Laughable. "Leave her here and just come back once you give this bill to the core." A portal appear behind the overseer.

"remember: No matter what happened, do not untangle yourself with a mess you cannot handle. Run away like a dog with its tail between it's legs." Then hiiwo was grabbed by the collar and thrown to the portal and it disappear without much words of goodbye. You stood there fearfully looking at the owner of this place, wondering what will become of you.

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Pink KKOMAS 214

Spoiler for my stories

After the event with his parent, he notice that you still did not come to visit the KKOMAS for a while now. So thinking of the possible person who might know your location. He chat with the Livestreamer who been inactive too for a while.

Chat//

Bee: do you know where's my spouse is?

Sheep: why hello to you too. Do you know a proper greetings to someone?

Bee send 10,000 MV to sheep

Sheep:

Sheep: she's in the graveyard.

Bee: thanks.

End chat//

The dark fae stared at everyone in this small world before he turn to look at an empty lot. thinking about it..how do he open a portal again...? Deep a thought, there's suddenly a portal with a big fat bunny jumping out and he reach out his hand to the closing portal and demanded it to not close but expand to let him in. As he wish, the portal did what he wanted but Blob give him a look before he went jumping to reaper garden to eat dinner. Bee could only hope Reaper won't go be an animal hater cause of the constant threat on his garden.

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PINK KKOMAS 212

Spoiler for my stories

Mimi heard the chitchat between bee and Reaper and suddenly look quite confuse.

Mimi: what's this omegaverse? Is this a new thing kids those days have?

Bee, silently glare at the one who brought it up: ...>.>

Reaper:...

Bee: It's nothing mom don't worry about it.

Hallow, who finally snap out of his happy trance wanted to be helpful to the Mimi said: it's basically terms for alpha, omega and beta verse where a guy can be pregnant. By male or female who can have a genital needed for that type of activity.

Bee did not like this at all. But his mother seems to not be that interested as he thought she would been.

Mimi: if your dad would been born female he should have been your mom. Because between him and me. I'm technically the man of the relationship.

Just as she said that her body shifted into her handsome male form that is oozing with sex appeal and beauty.

Bee, who like this mom form very much: father!!!

Mimi: yes. Yes I'm the father uwu.

Hallow, quite like this form too: mimi looks very handsome.

Sea, in daze by the pretty mimi: handsome.

Zuzu, who snap and give a nasty look at the undead: don't call my wife Mimi only I can do that!!

Reaper who saw this, give a look at bee: it turn out your really blood related to him.

Bee, who understands this fellow who seems to want to court death: do you want to be punch?

Reaper: no.

Bee: then shut up.

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PINK KKOMAS 213

Spoiler for my stories

Mimi and zuzu seems to be quite fond of the pinkies, it's moreso of Mimi approving of the looks of each pinkie even so they look similar except for small difference which doesn't really change much.

Mimi: my haku is still the most beautiful one from you all cause I give birth to him and he have my beautiful genes.

Pinkie who realize this one is super arrogant but she indeed have a face to back it up.

Hallow, in a thought: you mean him and the other one??

Mimi who knows his talking about NN and bee: of course. Even if both of them get their stupid sperm donor genes cause how could be they be that dumb to not have kids after being married for how long?

Reaper: but that other one have that fat and obes bug as a child.

The way he said this was from the grievance of having all his staff stolen away. He don't care if his insulting that moth, he keep stealing his bloody fruits!! Him and that obes fatass rabbit did!!

Doll: gees, you seems to forget who owned this world.

Mimi: I can't believe my children is self reproducing organisms. If I was one. I won't bother with this bimbo.

Zuzu the so called bimbo, hugs Mimi in tears: luckily your aren't uwu.

Mimi, disgusted: dont touch me!!

Doll: oh so that maid attitude is based of this one. I thought his a black sheep.

Doll then look at bee whos holding a baby that's not his: you got top by that person but still childless.

Bee:

Bee: people takes pets as their own child. Why do I have to have a biological child if my spouse likes to take all children as their own?

Addie: your just making reason cause you got no balls even if you do have a bitch.

Bee:

The next moment everyone else tried to stop the fae from beating up two alternative self cause they can't bloody shut up on trying to insult his ego.

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OMAEE AND HANII

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»»——-　Riding a motorbike　——-««

- Hiiro Amagi -

MC: wanna ride my motorbike with me? I wanna test run my bike.

Hiiro: ok!!

During the bike ride

Hiiro screaming: is this normal thing in the city?!

MC:...

MC: yes... Probably.

Hiiro: I SEE! THIS IS FUN!

- Aira Shiratori -

MC: wanna ride my motorbike with me? I wanna test run my bike.

Aira: your not bad as tatson?

MC: what?

Aira: your not bad as tatson right?

MC: I... I don't think so...? I never been to a car crush...

Aira, beams: ok!

After the bike ride

Aira: do it again! Again!

MC: ...

MC: you were screaming earlier.

Aira: I don't care! I just realize what you did just now! -3-

MC:...

Aira: MC! Why are you walking away from meeeeee come backkk let's go for another rideeeeeee.

- Tatsumi Kazehaya -

MC: wanna ride my motorbike with me? I wanna test run my bike.

Tatsumi: oh my. Sure.

After thr bike ride

Tatsumi: that was fun. I never know you could do that. Maybe I'll try that too with a car

MC:...

MC: oh gott, I'm sorry aira, hiiro or whoever be dragged to Tatsumi with him as driver--

Tatsumi: ah. Would you like for me to give you a ride--

MC: sorry I just heard my doctor called. He said I cannot ride a car with certain mint hair priest. I'm too pretty to die.

MC runs away.

- Niki Shiina -

MC: where ya going?

Niki: work. Hungry.. food.

MC: I'll deliver you!

After the bike ride

You brought Niki food and after he eat

Niki: you sure you don't go to an accident before?

MC: (θ‿θ) I'm not Tatsumi ok.

Niki:... Cause your riding a bike and not a car?

MC:...

MC: I brought that cake. Do you want me to yet it back?

Niki, smile: you ride your bike very well. :D what a wonderful driver

MC: good.

- HiMERU -

MC: wanna ride my motorbike with me--

HiMERU: HiMERU already been with a ride with the likes of Tatsumi Kazehaya. HiMERU refuse to have bad a stomach today.

MC:...

MC: who told you that.

HiMERU: certain grey bees went buzzing to a lazy bee.

MC:...

- Rinne Amagi -

MC: no.

Rinne: I don't even say anything.

MC: fuck you, you told people I suck in driving when I don't even take you to a ride!

Rinne: Niki said it, not me. :P

MC: ...

MC: I'm not had as Tatsumi right... ;3;

Rinne: that's something I cannot say lol good thing for ya don't have anyone went to an hospital yet :>

MC: hmmp.

- Mayoi Ayase -

MC: hey hey!

Mayoi, shrieks when he realize he was notice from the corner-- totally NOT spying on you: y-YES?!

MC: wanna ride my motorbike with me? I wanna test run my bike.

Mayoi: ...

Mayoi: s-sure... I'll r-ride your bike with you.

After going in a bike ride

Mayoi: i-i... Idk what to say.

MC: simple. Am I bad as Tatsumi or nah.

Mayoi, very confuse:... N-no... I don't think I can rate you...

MC:

MC in tears: huhu. ;;3;;

Mayoi, in worry and self hate: D-DONT CRY! PLEASE DONT CRY!

Mayoi: I don't know what to say when your bike ride consist of motor stand and trying to rhyme the bike beep to a certain song... Please don't cry!

MC:...

MC: -3- give me kiss and I'll stop :<

Mayoi, blush: ok...

Mayoi kiss you <3 now your aren't mad.

- kohaku Oukawa -

MC: wanna ride my cool bike with me?

Kohaku:

Kohaku: is that...

MC:

MC, suddenly become nervous: ... Shit I forget about this

MC: n-no.?

Kohaku sighs: I won't tell, but you have to give it back soon (✿^‿^)

MC: :D

Kohaku: I won't ride a bike with you, I heard what you do from Niki and others.

MC: D':

- Madara Mikejima -

Madara appears

MC start running away

Madara: my child! Why are you running ?!

Madara: :D ITS NOT LIKE YOU JUST STOLE MY BIKE RIGHT?

MC, continue to run away: n-no I DONT!

Madara, speed up and catch up with you with his long legs: :D bad children get punish.

MC, cries and in tears: b-but-- would you let me ride bike with me first ;;3;; mama?

Madara:...

Madara:.. sigh. Ok.

During the bike ride as you did another motor bike stand up trick and making the bike hump like a bunny to a tone

Madara:...

Madara, in tears: you make me so proud!

MC: really?!

Madara: my child want to commit murder though accident:D ya make mama proud

MC:...

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Kiss of Self Esteem Boost.

My Darling Dolls AU! Mayoi Ayase

Context: mayoi would always try to hide from his owner but he is always be spotted in his bidding spot. When he speak bad of himself. You can't help but offer a kiss of self esteem boost. Mayoi felt his owner really testing his limit.

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Coloring it.

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Happy Valentines!!!

Reaper of Frost! Mayoi Ayase x mc! @valeriele3

The phantom doll! Mayoi Ayase x mc! @allimili

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Moire brush making me do things I never even tried to attempt.. Starting a piece and finishing it.

Still looks and feels off to me, but oh well—I already closed the app… Guess I’ll fix it tomorrow ╮⁠(⁠＾⁠▽⁠＾⁠)⁠╭ I never will.

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Since it was him who proposed back then, it is now my time to propose

Here's to another vow of love on this special day ♡

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Anniversary of Kaname x Valerie ~

Obviously Kaname would accept to marry you again~

OG

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Pink KKOMAS 210

Spoiler for my stories

Hallow: greeting again, but this time proper title. auntie and uncle.

Mimi ( bee's mom) : aww your really nicer than lil haku. I'm hanami but you can call me Mimi or mom too~

Hallow: ah......?!

Hallow, shy: r-really? It's o-ok?

He was after all not born but made in a lab. He don't think his creator can be called a dad. .. he dont have quality to be called one to begin with.

Something like a parent. Only his other alternative of Kohaku have it.

In the background, looking at how hallow seems to be happy to have someone allow them to be called mom by him.

Reaper, thinking :

does having parents, a good thing?. I don't know if it's good or not. I lost mine when I was young but taken care by frost and mc-han...

When mc was human, she thought me what things I haven't learn in my own. But when she become a spirit of winter too. She with everyone have always asleep across the season except for winter...

For three season of a year I live on my own. For almost whole my life, I only thing I think of my parent is "they most love each other to even made me born in this world even with the curse" but that's that. I don't know what's the big deal with hallows excitement...

For me... I'm more happy when I'm with other pinky or anyone in this world. Because they accompanied me more than people back in My world. Even so, I still care for my friends in my own world. Those small moment of winter are price moment for me...

Through I still think I probably have mental illness talking to myself even so it's alternative self of mine and it's whole spiderman across the multiverse things... Agh.

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Bee: why are you looking weirdly at those two?

His talking about how reaper seems to be giving confusion about something.

Reaper: is this like the word I saw from Purple place Its called "omegaverse" for your world?

Bee:...

Bee suddenly don't want to join the plan to make blob stop eating his garden because of what reaper just said.

THAT'S CLEARLY NOT HOW HIS AU WORK!

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Pink KKOMAS 209

Spoiler for my stories

Even so the pinky planned for it. They can't do anything for now. So after reaper made pies, they went to look for other pinky to share it since there's a lot of pies and pumpkin pastries that reaper made.

While they are walking they spot Hallow talking two people. Well doll and reaper saw them first. It cause doll to run toward hallow, thinking it might be a hostile new person in kkomas.

Bee who's still holding the child and can't see the two was talking about how the plan probably won't work.

Bee: are you cuter or that blob cuter...

He ask the child who just look at him. Wondering what's with that question of his.

Doll: !!!

Bee look at the noise coming from and saw doll talking to two people. They look familiar.

Bee:...

Pinky (?): lil haku! Our lil haku~

Bee now see who it was and suddenly want to run away from that place. Those disgusting old people are in kkomas for some reason

Bee, step back and was about to run but the person grab hold of him quickly to the shock of others as bee is few meters away from the stranger.

Pinky(?): is that how you great your parent when you see them?

Doll:...

Reaper: you have two dad?

Hallow: ah. Is this a parent thing. How nice. I'm envious.

The dark side of the core fae tried to move out of the grasp of his mother but his holding the child and can't do much.

Bee, yelled to the sky: OMAE WHY DID YOU BRING THOSE TWO HERE.

The sky dont answer him

Not pinky: ma' own child don't want to see his father!?

Pinky (?): aww bee is this your son? You actually have a baby with your spouse? I thought you or your spouse have a problem..

Bee:...

Bee suddenly want to question what type of things are swimming in his mother mind thinking something like that.

Bee, embarrassed: mom your embarrassing me!!

Doll: ah. That's your mom?!

Reaper: I thought the other was the mom cause he look more—

Reaper mouth was shut up by sea before he can say more that will dig his grave early again.

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Pink KKOMAS 208

Spoiler for my stories

Reaper decide to make some dish from the pumpkin that was left by the fat bunny. Who run off to somewhere.

Doll, looking at the depress reaper: why don't you tell the bunny off. It been eating your garden for who knows when.

Reaper:

Reaper: do you think I can do that? I clearly can see the real owner of this place is that rabbit.

Bee who have this place made for him by you can only stay silent in agreement:...

Doll: isn't it because bee's spouse likes babies? Just use a baby to fight one.

Bee: as if that will work. Blob is omae favorite.

Sea:... Use that child with you then.

The pinky all stared at the child who's listening to their words. And seems to understand it very well as he give the rental baby business card again.

Bee:... >.>

Reaper:...<.<

Doll: I don't have money. Don't look at me.

Bee: I have money. But omae probably knows what were planning anyway.

Reaper, sobbing:... •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

Bee:

Bee, sigh: fine.

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At purple place

[ bee transfer 1 million to your account ]

Purple: ah?

Purple:... Was this made by mistake...

He don't actually expected someone will avail that rental services. Now his going to tell the wife of the lust demon he did this or not... He can already know that he will an earful because of using their child in business. Even as a joke.

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Pink KKOMAS 207

Spoiler for my stories

The pinkies decide to go out of the store to walk with the child. As they walk, bee stayed behind the others as the child keep pointing at the things in KKOMAS that's new for him.

The Child, point at a garden.

Bee: that's reaper's garden... Sometimes omae rabbits goes to eat some of those veggie.

As bee explain that, there's a fat ass bunny move from the squash and the bunny look up to bee before looking away and continue eating the squash.

Reaper: bee what taking you long—

AHHHHHHHH MY BIG PUMPKIN!!

reaper who was going to question why bee taking long soon saw what happened to his gigantic squash his trying to grow to be super big for Halloween,now have a hole and the blob chunky ass is turn toward everyone in the world.

Bee:... That rabbit name is blob but lab han sometimes called it exo.

Child:??-???

The child seems to not be interested with the garden anymore as he saw a flying mofumofu who just come out of a portal to take some huge strawberries from reaper garden while reaper eyes is not looking at his strawberry vines.

Mofumofu: nom nom.

Then proceed to take all the fruit to the portal and close it behind leaving no strawberries behind.

Reaper: what a disaster... It's a good things it's just my pumpkin —...

Reaper turn to look at his empty strawberry vines.

Reaper:...

In tears, reaper fall to his knees wondering what he did to have this misfortune happened to him today. The fat chunky bunny in his arms just snort and rolled it's eyes at him.

Bee: that's mofumofu... I heard NN made his world with his blood...

Ah, mystery of the world .

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Pink kkomas 206

Spoiler for my stories.

After the thing with the whole ass 1/4 name of certain child. Purple ask bee to take care of the said child since there's a business meeting with other member of his group with higher up. And that world ibara doesn't like kids. Especially lust demon kids.

Purple: technically your me in another universe..so I don't do bad. Since the one baby sitting is kohaku Oukawa.

Bee:...

Bee: don't blame me if omae went and surprised kidnap this child then.

Purple: ah.

It seems purple already guess this will happen and put a business card on bee's hand.

[ baby can be rent 1hour for 1 million, it depend what you want for the child. It be additional charge.]

Bee:...............

Bee cannot help but wonder if you can even afford to rent this expensive baby to begin with.

Purple: btw his father is the same type of demon as your mother. Just different rated of worlds. Cause that demon does need to do lustful things than your world that can be solve with crystalize hearts.

Bee wonder how does purple know that details when he don't even know that part at all.

Purple: it's in the wiki page.

Bee: what wiki page.

Purple: ... Ah. It's nothing.

Bee:

Purple run away before be can even ask more. Now his stuck with the child as purple left and other pinky went to ward him after they got free food from Niki of purple world just now.

Doll, gives mochi to bee: here.

Bee: thanks. .. ahm... I have a question.

Doll: what.

Bee: what's wiki page.

Doll: I don't know.

It seems purple knows it but other don't. But why does it sound familiar...

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Pink KKOMAS 205

Spoiler for my stories.

The little punishing demon return from looking at online rating of the store to see almost everyone is in his store. His eyes went to bee who's holding the incubus child and a stock of money in the other like it's a baby toy.

Purple:

I don't know what I miss out with bee's life. How is he so rich to do that already...

Bee: what's the name of your baby here.

Purple: ah. His name is ...

Purple pause as if thinking what's the name of the child again. It was pretty long name.

Doll: you don't know the child your babysitting?

Purple:... Quincy Luss ...

Purple: Quincy Lusseschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Ayase.

Quincy: wa! (⁠◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕⁠✿⁠) *Wave at everyone.

Doll:

Bee:

Reaper:

Purple: well, technically that's not his full name. It's longer but I can't memories it. It's over 700 characters.

Doll/bee/reaper:....

How does that even fit birth certificate??