Alister

[lotostar]

THIS surgeon will NOT waste any time running around the operation table

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[swagvo1d]

doomed

[tomahachi12]

Went to go see the movie bout some pretty amazing digging

this was my favourite part

[gwninja]

I like that they have shovels, like Caine decided to force them on a hole digging adventure

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[probablypixel]

tadc the last act spoilers!!

this is what happened right?

[evangelion-angelattack]

Tadc 9 Spoilers

[honeybeez54]

Its a lot, im sorry. From: Ali.

[cleaverqueer]

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

[cleaverqueer]

AMENDED

[cleaverqueer]

happy pride everyone

[blanklystaringatwalls]

oh goodness! oh dear!! oh no!!!

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[tall]

[ozempicofficial]

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[honeybeez54]

Something I wrote tonight for those who also over apologize.

[outofcontexttomodachilife]

(submitted by @imanexistentialcrisis)