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yeah i know i'm doomed by the narrative but could you please not undoom me? i actually want to die over and over and over again.

#I’m half doomed #like there is a light at the end of the tunnel #but I have to go through millions of time loops to save those I love

eggl-rd

how it feels to like music that genuinely sucks ass and not even in a good way

THIS POST IS ABOUT ARTISTICALLY NEUTERED SLOP INBRED WITH THE ARTISTS 3 MOST COMERCIALLY SUCCESSFUL ALBUMS

#this is literally what I look like as I say I like the popular alt and pop music…sorry

clowngirlpony

Pack of hamburgers enjoying the carcass of a freshly killed hashbrowns

#that’s gore of my comfort potatoes

karatekamania

im terrible at being a real person but i think i'd make an excellent fictional character

karatekamania

i want to see the symbolism ppl would weave into the fanart of me. i want to see who id be shipped with. i want to see what discourse ppl would have about me.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I'm glad I'm not a fictional character, I'm way too boring. Imagine having to be interesting and thematically consistent. I could never do it.

derinthescarletpescatarian

If I were a fictional character I would invent one catch phrase and get really into one specific food and the rest is the fandom's job. I gave you guys two things to work with, now give me a personality.

sunnydr0pp

aquarium

cubedmango

i don't want to battle again

myfavoritedemons

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

#oh I’m so gonna start putting this in my lingo

Anyways throwing a dart at the wall here’s an older doodle idk I wanna post because I am in a sad mood #emotional #inspiring

#idk idk!#herta hsr #the herta hsr #doodle #I like posting to my void

Computer how do I not constantly get walked all over by people you consider friends no glue no borax my mom is home in 15 and the steak isn’t defrosted

#not to get emo on the internet but it’s ok my blog is dead so I do what I WAAANT!#I just. suck as making friends that actually are considerate and not marketing themselves that way until they are mean to me #why is it always when they’re upset they have to be mean #why is it always that I should consider them but they don’t have to do that for me

My islanders keep asking me to take a photo of them with weird ass scenery. None of you give enough money to the fountain so until I get more your privileges are revoked.

#you’re all lucky I FEED YOU #you now want a PHOTO?!#what’s next…a lamp post even though we have 80?!

rattlingwormbin

Who ever made this Walmart cookie cake needs a raise

windy-mover

seeing my own cookie cake on my dash just did so much psychic damage to me wtf

(here's a picture of it when i first made it as proof)

#went to tumblr for haha and lurk time #instead I get to see cakes from the store I work in. the bakery I work in.#like I know who made this. hello…#I shall simply lurk and hide because this is a dead account and I need to make a new account that isn’t. this one

ooppo

I think we as people who have periods should be able to expel it rapidly all at once like peeing. There's a whole untapped potential out there. I'd let it all go in the back of a police cruiser

#piss girl poop boy fart nonbinary and period intersex creature #now put that on a cake

chuumukka

linecoveredinjellyfish

andrew, watching a girl in a bikini climb out of a swimming pool: she was wearing. bathing suit. and had. hair, i assume. she seemed nice.

andrew, having a casual conversation with a male acquaintance: i could see the edge of a tattoo peeking out from the sleeve of his shirt, which did little to conceal the defined curve of his bicep. he was wearing a v-neck which exposed about five inches of his chest, and a chain which hung in the v, drawing the eye to it, like some kind of a slut. he stood a few inches away from me, but the air between us had a strange magnetic quality, a charged electric current. i physically could not look at him without remembering the time his shirt rode up a little and i caught a flash of his happy trail. he handed me his phone to show me a meme, and our fingers didn't brush, but for a second i thought they were going to and i got the vapors like a gothic heroine.

male acquaintance: hey man, you know it's chill if you're gay, right? like i'm gay also. a few of us are actually. like i'd be down if you wanted to or i could set you up with someone even. i get the caution i really do but like it's fine. i can introduce you to the safe people.

andrew: dude what. no. i'm heterosexual i am straight i have never in my life yearned for the touch of another man. i don't want to gnaw on your collarbones dude i've never thought about that. i literally said that girl seemed nice idk what more you could possibly want from me. don't make this weird.

waackery

Pull the plug man

chabahara

in a world where robots can feel pain

chabahara

same as it ever was, same as it ever was

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