Garbage

Cait, 27, United States, E/INFP, Libra

[mavis444ever]

The hottest thing anyone can do is fucking shred a guitar and I’ll die on that hill

[rubbrcat]

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

[ducissatenebrarum]

[speed-freak-jive]

shirts that go hard: rock n' roll edition

part 2 here

[honeyimallmine]

Anyway been crying on and off all day, hoping I make it through the work day

[honeyimallmine]

Worrying about my kidney not working as well as it previously has and being shown a chart that shows the degrading of my kidney function over the past decade confirming GB exactly what I was afraid of is so ??? Just feel so awful and I don’t know how to articulate it to anyone without saying the same thing over and over. Five minutes of explaining to understand what’s going on but not enough time in the world to explain how much I feel it. How do you tell people that you know you only have 5 years, 10 if you’re lucky, with the kidney in your body before you have to get another one? When do the people you love get sick of helping, sick of you asking? How many times can you post on Facebook you need another person to give you a kidney? How do I make someone understand the feeling of knowing you’ll get too old for them to give you another transplant and you’ll just be put on dialysis and “made comfortable”? I don’t know how to talk about the trauma of the first time let alone how I’m going to go through it again I can’t imagine doing it again

And I want someone to hold me while I’m crying and I repeat myself about how sad I am and how do I date like this how do I ask someone to be a part of that when in the process of getting to know someone do you tell them every 15-20 years you’ll need major abdominal surgery and they’ll have to take care of you through it how I do I put someone through that when I can barely get myself through it

And how do I tell my friends how disappointing and hopeless it all feels to keep going through it when you can see a finish line so clearly

[aceofpans]

”with shapes.inc you can talk to your ocs!!” Dumbass. I’m already talking to them. In my head. “B-bbut what about your favourite charac-“ skill issue. In my head as well. get fucked.

[kosmogrl]

[qalbtalk-deactivated20231105]

“…use things to have good days.”

[narcissistcookbook]

the loading screen trying to convince me to use even one of my 3000 consumables

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I've always thought my boss's multi-monitor work setup was silly but now I've realized that by utilizing three monitors I can use two of them to play monterey bay aquarium live cams at all times and watch beautiful tropical fish and moon jellies while I work and wouldn't you know it. fuck if it's not improving my mood and productivity.

[mikkeneko]

Roundup of excellent uses for an extra monitor:

#i do that during springwatch#2 screens for work one screen for watching the lil baby birds livestream - via @ovenproofowl

#otters here#river otters at the Tennessee aquarium and sea others at monterey bay - via @magicalotterlady (appropriately enough)

#I get a nice wildfire watch camera going#looking out over a beautiful vista#gets me through a LOT of meetings - via @tinyyellowflowers-blog

#me but with bird feeder cams all winter long lol - via @spicetdusk

#the moon jelly cam got me through writing my bachelor’s thesis - via @kirkwall

#me with red panda cams except it impacts productivity when i stop and go awww

#me putting fish on the big stage screen when i'm cleaning the theatre

#i often roll my eyes at husbands huge and multi monitor setup but you know i looked over the other day and he had an aurora livestream so

#i mostly watched pov videos on theme park rides lmao - via @icanblognow

#same I've been watching bears catch salmon - via @moth-ra

#best time ever was when that submarine was livestreaming mariana trench exploration - via @lauren-no-why

[jori-like-jormungandr]

<|:) wizard

<\:) the cooler wizard

[thats-howthelightgets-in]

Just because your hat is tilted aside jauntily does not prove your superiority. My wizard hat is set neatly atop my head so that it is secure against strong breezes and someone condescendingly flicking the brim

[azzandra]

I can tell that people condescendingly flicking your brim is a recurring issue for you.

[phantomrose96]

Humans will say "I guess I could have pizza tonight but I had pizza on Thursday and I don't really want pizza twice in the same week" and dogs will say "Oh boy the exact same gub I've been fed for every meal of my entire life homf homhf chomfhh homhomhomhomhomh"

[honeyimallmine]

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[honeyimallmine]

Have you considered that I love you and want good things for you

[cryptotheism]

Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That's the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you're having a good time because it's permanent. Also I hope it's okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you're high you're FUCKED.

[everyday-cutephoto]

[gauntletqueen]

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."