mixed nuts

18+ only / call me teddy/ 21 / he/him only / bisexual swag / we post weird horny here / i do not answer dms don’t dm me

[honeyroastedpenis]

just impulse bought a bunch of thongs :3

[honeyroastedpenis]

jacked off came 4 times and i’m still dizzy 10 minutes later

[honeyroastedpenis]

aughhhh i keep trying to post wetting pics and tumblr keeps hidin them >:(

[honeyroastedpenis]

left my vibe at home and won’t be able to jerk off properly for a week still so i have to hump my pillow like a stupid lame gay dog again

[honeyroastedpenis]

gettin into bad habits a little

[jeobackup]

kitty can have a little bit of cigarette. as a treat

[honeyroastedpenis]

ok maybe i shouldn’t have access to diapers as often as i do cuz why’d i just leak into my regular underwear like it would absorb it

[honeyroastedpenis]

did it again kinda on purpose this time and now my boxers are kinda wet eek

[honeyroastedpenis]

ok maybe i shouldn’t have access to diapers as often as i do cuz why’d i just leak into my regular underwear like it would absorb it

[honeyroastedpenis]

just realized i still haven’t posted my pup mask gotta fix that

[honeyroastedpenis]

i wanna get a metoidioplasty so i can have a cute small dick and then i wanna get a phalloplasty and have a stupid huge dick i contain multitudes like that

[honeyroastedpenis]

masturbate with a cold soda can

[incubus-puppy]

so. that intox post about being known among your friends as the person who gets uncontrollably horny when they smoke.

thinking about being the pissboy stoner of the friend group. the guy who can't handle his weed, and it results in humiliation. everyone giving each other knowing smiles and laughs as they light the joint for you. it starts to hit you, and every time you cough you have to press your legs together to hold it back. you barely notice as they pass the joint back to you after just one other person's turn, seeing if you'll catch on, but you mindlessly smoke what's given to you. you have a tendency to relax, maybe too much, but the high washes over your body again and again. you're caught in another thought before you notice it, a dripping against your thigh, the damp fabric brushing against you, and you jolt, wondering if the others noticed. you try to act natural, like you're not miles away and not about to piss yourself like a child in front of all of your friends. your mouth is dry, you drink more once you remember how to swallow, your bladder tensing. it works for a minute, until someone distracts you, or makes a joke you laugh just a bit too hard at. you try your hardest but you simply can't clench muscles hard enough through the daze. you lose control for seconds that feel far too long. someone in the distance laughs, pointing out the visible wet spot streaking down your leg. you fight as hard as you can but the work becomes tiresome, and all the tension in your muscles gives way to relief as you completely wet yourself. you relax in a daze. your friends take their time bullying you, whether you're really conscious enough to hear it or not. next time they have to make sure you're protected. they'll help diaper you next time before you smoke, sure you'll be humiliated but they'll teasingly remind you of last time. one of them just happens to have pictures of it. you just can't be trusted to control yourself when you're high. good thing a stupid fag like you has such good friends to take care of your messes.

[kastenosis]

save me, oral fixation, save me. i’m so desperate to go down on a guy while he and i smoke, licking up his cock in between hits. i’d trade my lips between his arousal and the filter, getting so high all i can do is drool n worship his dick on my tongue. bet he’d taste so good, like sweat n salt n smoke. would make his thighs tremble, alternating between them n leaving bite marks, dark hickies, soothing them with open-mouthed kisses. <3

minors & ageless blogs will be blocked.

[honeyroastedpenis]

i need to break the ‘loudly whimpering like a dog whenever anything happens’ habit before i start living with other ppl again

[honeyroastedpenis]

there should be puppyplay dog parks tbh

[sadistic-shortie]

Sometimes you just gotta go insane about pussy smell. Pussy smells good. I want to bury my nose in someone's pussy and huff it 'til I can't breathe.

[hollow-toy]

easiest way to fry a boy’s brain while you rape him is to praise him, no matter what he does. if he struggles, you praise him for all the friction. if he’s pliant, you thank him for being obedient. he won’t want to be good for you, and this is exactly why you have to keep telling him he's being good for you. as soon as he realizes there’s nothing he can do to displease you, that everything he does just helps you get off, you can watch something shatter in his teary eyes. tell him you love him. he'll hate it, but he'll believe you. and when you're done, when you're holding his shaking body and telling him again how well he did, he might think for one sick second that maybe he loves you too. he will hate this the most