Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

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@honeyrosetea
Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die
i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss
âBeware of Artistsâ - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.
I call this the create a new problem technique
A memo sent by the Office of General Counsel at Johns Hopkins instructs faculty and staff not to intervene if federal law enforcement detain
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate manâs hubris!
"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me
Made a new playlist but so far it only has 2 songs in it
doyou think you could rob an empath by holding yourself at gunpoint.
woah
put the money in the bag
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@veradragonjedi
as a phrase, âshe [x] on my [x] tilâ i [x]â only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action itâs a smart joke (for example, âshe strogan me off til i beefâ uses the word âbeef stroganoffâ but also makes a âstroking offâ joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said âshe san on my pelli tilâ i grinoâ which begs the question of what âsanningâ is, what a âpelliâ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what âgrinoingâ could possibly be.)
we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you canât write an email
say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR
the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.
I won an evil laugh competition last night
when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the âbeastâ is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemyâs chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal âguard dogâ character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.
thatâs the shit
itâs about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.