my cat is named patches she has IBS

we are on the same antidepressants

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

Doctors are like: ughhhhh. You're confusing. Come back if you die

[despazito]

i can't stand these new fountain machines they dispense watered down piss

[lostupnorth]

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[ayeforscotland]

Johns Hopkins tells faculty not to “intervene” in ICE detainments

A memo sent by the Office of General Counsel at Johns Hopkins instructs faculty and staff not to intervene if federal law enforcement detain

[guerrillatech]

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[trash-soup]

"Inshallah he will OD soon" fucking sent me

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Made a new playlist but so far it only has 2 songs in it

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

doyou think you could rob an empath by holding yourself at gunpoint.

woah

[kuromi-hoemie]

put the money in the bag

[snailspng]

Sunburst mirror PNGs.

(source)

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

@veradragonjedi

[pansyfemme]

as a phrase, “she [x] on my [x] til’ i [x]” only is funny if on either side of a spectrum. either the phrase ends so specific to a sexual action it’s a smart joke (for example, “she strogan me off til i beef” uses the word “beef stroganoff’ but also makes a “stroking off” joke, making it clever wordplay.) or it makes so little sense that it ends up funny from the absurdity of deciphering what type of sexual action could even be taking place. (example: when my roomate the other night asked to hand them a sanpelligrino and then said “she san on my pelli til’ i grino” which begs the question of what ‘sanning’ is, what a ‘pelli’ repersents in terms of human genitalia and what ‘grinoing’ could possibly be.)

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

say what you want about bridgerton I know it's not a Good Show or whatever but nicola coughlan insisting on being 'as naked as possible' in this series as a 'fuck you' to everyone saying she's too fat to be a romantic lead and because 'when I'm 60 I wanna watch it and remember how fucking hot I was' is ICONIC BEHAVIOR

[officialgaryoak]

the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

[mens-rights-activia]

I won an evil laugh competition last night

[mens-rights-activia]

[whump-in-the-closet]

when a powerful figure is reduced to kneeling. when the lord is forced to bow. when the exile stumbles into an unwelcoming bar. when the “beast” is chained by their horns. when a god is dragged behind their enemy’s chariot, a captive and trophy. when the loyal “guard dog” character is muzzled and the silver-tongued thief falls silent in horror.

that’s the shit

it’s about the contrapasso. the reversal of roles and the sudden, plunging terror of being unable to hide.