Hello. Welcome home

You will feel like dying but it will be the best thing you ever felt

[katswenski]

[plume]

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time! Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean. The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

[mousathe14]

It’s amazing what power “not knowing” has.

[zarekthelordofthefries]

The thing I especially love about this is this is a pretty dangerous animal, except she managed to defeat it by just fucking grabbing it by the tail and walking too quickly for it to turn around. Once again the animal kingdom is thwarted because we evolved opposable thumbs, long limbs, and reckless bravery.

[orjustbecauseyoucould]

weird, ugly dog thwarted by foreign exchange student and polished floors 

[idiopathicsmile]

my take-home lesson here is that nobody in france has ever first-hand seen a dog

[deathcomes4u]

no no, french dogs just be like that

[axylh]

unrecognizable force VS ignorant object

[honeyshooter23]

#idk #somethingartistic #iguess #fucksummer #whyisntitautumn #tealoveisreallove https://www.instagram.com/p/B1D2Fr6ojT7/?igshid=1ryhudovy7jss

[dracoladon-former]

pale blue underwear (ben hardy x reader)

3.7k words

a little fluff, smut 18+; masturbation (f), protected sex (wtf), thigh riding, over stimulation, a little dom/sub dynamics, flatmates to lovers

based upon; “take off your clothes. slowly.” “let me watch you touch yourself.” “mine. only mine.”

my first ben anything… which is perplexing i really don’t know how that happened.

permanent taglist: @brian-maybe-not @katiekitty261

masterlist

————–

ben jones is a complex character.

he’s a puzzle you can’t crack. a rubix cube you can’t solve.

you’ve always discreetly prided yourself on your ability to read people - but your blonde flatmate is one you’re yet to figure out.

ben struck you as slightly cold when you first met him, a quick coffee date to ensure that you were both who you claimed to be over airbnb apartment share.

maybe he’s shy. you’d analysed. probably the kind who only warms up to his closest friends. you thought you had him pegged. that was until he’d cracked some stupidly juvenile joke about the donuts you’d ordered looking like tits, and you were back to square one.

his utterly confusing behaviours didn’t let up upon your arrival in the cramped, fifth floor flat, either. ben’s stoic one moment and laughing like a child the next - almost as if he feels the need to pull back every time he loosens up a little. and how you wish he wouldn’t. the glimpses you get of warm, funny ben are kindling to the embarrassing little crush you’ve developed on your flat mate.

but really, who could blame you? you were convinced the minute you saw him that, had he attached his own photo to his airnbnb request, he would have been inundated with offers.

you thought ben was gorgeous with his floppy golden hair and eyes like sea glass alone. and then, on your second night in the new place, he’d strolled through to his room after a shower, towel slung around his waist and droplets of water falling from his hair to the small of his back.

it had hardly been a coincidence that that was the first night in a while that your hand had crept towards your waistband, though you’d pretended that ben’s glistening, post-shower abs had nothing to do with it. 

Weiterlesen

[panicmoonnn]

can i please live in a ghibli movie?

[supersonicfreddie]

Concept: you’re at a pool party with Ben and he keeps teasing you in front of all of your friends because he knows what you’ll do to him when you get back to the hotel room -🥀

oooh you’re feeding me!!!

Ben is needy needy.

He always is, but he’d just gotten back from a weekend away and was just itching to touch you.

Unluckily for him- you were both due at your best friend’s birthday party, and you looked killer in your brand new swimsuit. 

Almost thirty minutes after you got to the party, Ben couldn’t take it anymore. He’d been thinking about you the whole flight back, and he’d stuck to your rules– no touching yourself while you’re away. 

Every time you’d bend over to grab something from a cooler, or jump to hit a volleyball, he swore it just made him harder. 

You’re taking a break from the game and grabbing a margarita when Ben wraps himself around you, so you can feel how hard he is against your ass. 

“I need you,” he says lowly, grazing your earlobe with his teeth. “God, so fucking bad, love.”

You can’t help but smirk as you wiggle your hips against him, giving him just enough friction before tearing yourself from him and heading back to the pool. 

That meant war. 

You’re bending over to grab him a beer from the ice chest when he slaps your ass, hard, the way he knows you like it. 

Then he offers to rub sunscreen into your skin, which leads to far more groping of your tits and ass than you were expecting (not that you’re complaining)

You’re practically dripping when he pulls you into his lap in the pool, just barely rutting his hard length against you so you have to muffle your moans in his neck.

No one is surprised when you both leave early

Weiterlesen

[greaterland]

[supersonicfreddie]

Unspoken Rules || Ben Hardy x Reader

Pairing: Ben Hardy x Reader

Rating: E (18+)

Warnings: SMUT (fingering, phone sex, thigh riding, fem receiving oral sex, doggy style, spanking, unprotected sex, squirting, general debauchery)

Word Count: 11k (sister snapped)

A/N: First, thank you so much for 700 followers! I’m so grateful for all of y’all! Second, I’m not saying this is my magnum opus, but,,, this is my magnum opus. It was a labor of love, so I hope you enjoy! My ask box is open, by the way, so stop by and say hello!

Reblogs/Feedback are appreciated!!!

Requests: Open!

Amy’s apartment is crowded, so much so that you have to squeeze by her cousins and family friends to get into the kitchen, where all the wine is kept. And you need wine.

“You’re the maid of honor?” An accented voice asks behind you. You turn and nod, only to find yourself facing a total stranger, and a handsome one at that. Blonde, with gorgeous green eyes and the build of a Greek sculpture, you wonder how on Earth you’ve never seen him before.

A hum of affirmation leaves your lips as you sip at your drink. “That’s right,” you reply. “Don’t think I’ve seen you before.”

“I’m Ben,” he replies. “Joe’s friend.”

Your eyes widen and you nod. “So you’re the best man,” you hum, a grin spreading across your features. “I heard the name, but didn’t ever get a face to put it with.” You offer a bright smile as you finish pouring your wine. “Nice to finally meet you.”

Weiterlesen

[danielle-gets-fit-deactivated20]

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

[oogoediamondd]

[honeyshooter23]

Missing that sunset and the feeling you gave me while watching it #selfmade #nofilter #beuggen #you #sunday #rhein #drinksometea #andeatcookies #canon #picnic https://www.instagram.com/p/BwzH3FCAwhf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=12ivu0b1tkaee

[fangedyke]

girls who switch between being bratty & disobedient and submissive & embarassed are such a fucking treasure

[honeyshooter23]

I'll take that as a compliment thanks

[honeyshooter23]

Dreaming about your eyes #selfmade #beuggen #germany #sunset #rhein #nature #missing #you #canon #wantsomecookies https://www.instagram.com/p/BvzbbrBAQ4a/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1fsassk0fb6z9

[honeyshooter23]

Lost in your eyes like I'm lost in the stars. #you #home #dreaming #lost #dailyfeelings #somesaturdaythoughts #stars #universe #eyes https://www.instagram.com/p/BtGq_c3g0Fw/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1gj6vowpd37wx

[historyofartdaily]

Claude Monet, Impression, Soleil levant / Impression, Sunrise, November 1872, oil on canvas, Marmottan Monet Museum, Paris

Weiterlesen

[honeyshooter23]

The only way to find out if you're happy or not, is by looking at the stars and when the person you think of is not standing right next to you, you know that you have at least one thing to change #universe #stars #astrology #poetry #lost #whereareyou #beauty #quality https://www.instagram.com/p/BqQczKQg_8d/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=31khtw09uukl

[chaoticum]

I believe in free education, one that’s available to everyone; no matter their race, gender, age, wealth, etc… This masterpost was created for every knowledge hungry individual out there. I hope it will serve you well. Enjoy!

FREE ONLINE COURSES (here are listed websites that provide huge variety of courses)

Alison 

Coursera

FutureLearn

open2study

Khan Academy

edX

P2P U

Academic Earth

iversity

Stanford Online

MIT Open Courseware

Open Yale Courses

BBC Learning

OpenLearn

Carnegie Mellon University OLI

University of Reddit

Saylor

IDEAS, INSPIRATION & NEWS (websites which deliver educational content meant to entertain you and stimulate your brain)

TED

FORA

Big Think 

99u

BBC Future

Seriously Amazing

How Stuff Works

Discovery News

National Geographic

Science News

Popular Science

IFLScience

YouTube Edu

NewScientist

DIY & HOW-TO’S (Don’t know how to do that? Want to learn how to do it yourself? Here are some great websites.)

wikiHow

Wonder How To

instructables

eHow

Howcast

MAKE

Do it yourself

FREE TEXTBOOKS & E-BOOKS

OpenStax CNX

Open Textbooks

Bookboon

Textbook Revolution

E-books Directory

FullBooks

Books Should Be Free

Classic Reader

Read Print

Project Gutenberg

AudioBooks For Free

LibriVox

Poem Hunter

Bartleby

MIT Classics

Many Books

Open Textbooks BCcampus

Open Textbook Library

WikiBooks

SCIENTIFIC ARTICLES & JOURNALS

Directory of Open Access Journals

Scitable

PLOS

Wiley Open Access

Springer Open

Oxford Open

Elsevier Open Access

ArXiv

Open Access Library

LEARN:

1. LANGUAGES

Duolingo

BBC Languages

Learn A Language

101languages

Memrise

Livemocha

Foreign Services Institute

My Languages

Surface Languages

Lingualia

OmniGlot

OpenCulture’s Language links

2. COMPUTER SCIENCE & PROGRAMMING

Codecademy

Programmr

GA Dash

CodeHS

w3schools

Code Avengers

Codelearn

The Code Player

Code School

Code.org

Programming Motherf*?$%#

Bento

Bucky’s room

WiBit

Learn Code the Hard Way

Mozilla Developer Network

Microsoft Virtual Academy

3. YOGA & MEDITATION

Learning Yoga

Learn Meditation

Yome

Free Meditation

Online Meditation

Do Yoga With Me

Yoga Learning Center

4. PHOTOGRAPHY & FILMMAKING

Exposure Guide

The Bastards Book of Photography

Cambridge in Color

Best Photo Lessons

Photography Course

Production Now

nyvs

Learn About Film

Film School Online

5. DRAWING & PAINTING

Enliighten

Ctrl+Paint

ArtGraphica

Google Cultural Institute

Drawspace

DragoArt

WetCanvas

6. INSTRUMENTS & MUSIC THEORY

Music Theory

Teoria

Music Theory Videos

Furmanczyk Academy of Music

Dave Conservatoire

Petrucci Music Library

Justin Guitar

Guitar Lessons

Piano Lessons

Zebra Keys

Play Bass Now

7. OTHER UNCATEGORIZED SKILLS

Investopedia

The Chess Website

Chesscademy

Chess.com

Spreeder

ReadSpeeder

First Aid for Free

First Aid Web

NHS Choices

Wolfram Demonstrations Project

Please feel free to add more learning focused websites. 

*There are a lot more learning websites out there, but I picked the ones that are, as far as I’m aware, completely free and in my opinion the best/ most useful.

[inefekt69]

Dotonbori - Osaka, Japan