Honegg a Deggru

Bookseller and a casual cinéphile. If Ben sent you here tell him i want a divorce!!! I love motorbikes, rapier blades and nifty looking firearms. I think normie drag queens should be put through dragula executions. that would be VERY FUNNY. I am not Jewish, therefore I see it as even more vital for me to be openly and publicly supportive of Jews and their right to live safely in their homeland.

[septiseph]

the silliest sun god

[kedreeva]

If you're ever worried about whether your writing is too self indulgent, I just want you to remember that Sharknado had 5 sequels. I'm only partway through watching Sharknado 6: It's About Time, but already they've traveled through time and ridden a pteronadon into a Sharknado so they could use the magic teleportation portal inside of it to travel forward in time to King Arthur's time, where they are currently battling a Sharknado full of fire-breathing dragon sharks with Excalibur, which is a chainsaw sword that calls lightning. You're fine. In fact, be a little more self indulgent if anything.

[grandfather-paradoxx]

Is this a hallucination? Are you ok?

[robin-hood-for-freedom]

Its absolutely real.

Theres this thing that happens with a few too many franchises, where the constant need to one-up and raise stakes makes each entry slightly more unhinged than the last. Until you reach a point where what started as a fairly simple/grounded concept has become completely ridiculous(see Dragonball, Fast and Furious).

Sharknado is what happens when you have that tendency of escalation, but your starting premise is 'a tornado full of sharks'

[cookingwithroxy]

To be fair, Sharknado was never meant to be taken seriously, and at some point they just decided 'Hey, we can do whatever we want right? Let's do whatever we want!' because the people who are watching these films read 'Sharknado' on the cover and decided 'Oh yeah, I'm watching this one'.

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[official-peta-blog]

your WHAT???

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dankxsinatra]

[ashenpumpkin]

[smegorl]

How can a computer operating system even have opinions on the existence of Israel???

Got me wondering about other OSs, does Ubuntu recognize the independence of Timor-Leste? Who does Windows consider the true leader of Libya? What does Mac think of the military coup in Burkina Faso?

[titans-thoughts]

Carbon forms a lot of six-atom rings. Things like benzene, quinone, cyclohexane, and of course graphene, from which the Graphene logo takes its design. Also, Diamond is a Jewish surname. New antisemitism dropped: Carbon is a Jewish conspiracy.

[spot-the-antisemitism]

Careful they might believe this one

[imyourbadjew]

I warmly encourage all antizionists to remove all carbon from their bodies to exemplify their total rejection of Israel

[n1ghtflowering]

my favorite ao3 writers be like this

[fallout-lou-begas]

you don't have to advertise that to me, i'm already well aware

[fallout-lou-begas]

is this before or after the hand stuff

[fallout-lou-begas]

was talking about bus ads with my coworkers yesterday and i'd only just mentioned the "reseller ads" before one of them said "yeah, the one for fucking your brother" and everyone nodded. yes yes we've all seen it

[dogpuppy]

[should-be-sleeping]

[itswilliamleonard]

anyone done this yet? i hope so. hope they impale me with a stake

[escuerzoresucitado]

[o-craven-canto]

Alternate timeline in which all Greek and Latin roots are swapped:

catastrophe -> contraverse cephalopod -> capitoped chlorophyll -> viridofolia democracy -> populimpery homicide -> anthropoctony homosexual -> equigamic kilometer -> millimensure interregnum -> mesarchy magnanimous -> megapsychic manuscript -> chirography motorcycle -> ergatorote microscope -> parvovisor oxygen -> acidofex polyamory -> multierasty television -> remotoscope universe -> monostrophe

[bruzum]

im always saying this

[greater-than-the-sword]

Our glorious democracy, their wretched populimpery

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[the-ivy-grows-regardless]

Actually we art for fucking thine mother

[coyotette]

[whitechadwarden-deactivated2025]

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

following people who are into wrestling is just like "holy shit johnny appleseed just hit burner hurtzog (evil artfilm director-themed wrestler) with the Prostate Puncher 5000! can't fucking stand that guy!" like all day long

[wunderwirker]

[orange-catsidy]

[brxdyking]

[cookingwithroxy]

Like, you can make these jokes about it but really, you won't understand it until you see the real thing.

Like watching Randy Savage riff for two minutes about how he's going to fight Ricky Steamboat using a container of coffee creamer as a prop.

Seriously wrestling promos were better when everything was improv.

[forgamers]

[swingsetindecember]

peter parker will never escape nyc transit 

[ratfuck]

hey that place was in Madagascar