it's very rare that I actually know what I'm doing

Blitz. Welcome to the shit show. She/her

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[honorary-avenger]

It's my 13 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[miggylol]

You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

Are you still buying the house?

🥳 Yes! Are you kidding?!!! Now I'm buying the house BECAUSE of the ghost!!!!!

😊 Yes. I'm happy to have found this house, and the ghost is a nice addition.

😶 Yes, but the ghost doesn't play into my decision at all.

😒 Yes... I guess. I'm not happy, but I'm not passing up an affordable house.

❌ No. I've found my limit, and this ghost is past it.

Voting ended onMay 11, 2025

[thicque]

sitting through a meeting with jd couch on easter killed the fucking pope

[kaijuerotica]

pope francis has 3 days to do the funniest thing imaginable

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

[mighty-meerkat]

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

[moonlitstargazer]

[willgrahamscock]

are you loud in bed?

you could say that

[infectiouspiss]

lets make music together 🫴

[bluehoneydragon]

[forcekenobi]

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[forcekenobi]

sorry. only semi-related but i simply wasn't ready for "the sun is a distant gorilla". thank you NASA

[hyperchaotix]

[icarus-suraki]

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[random-brushstrokes]

Nikolai Baskakov - The Milkmaids (1962)

[beazt-deactivated20260526]

cannot get this video the nebraska humane society made/posted out of my head

[animusrox]

[stonerparty]

[stormynightsreawake]

[sapphicqueen]

Bitches don't want money, they want the Practical Magic house

[fatsexybitch]

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

[kittydesade]

Me: Hehehehe great month to reblog this.. in…

Me: *sees datestamp*

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA

[retrogamingblog2]

free him

[chaoticprodigy]

HE’S FREE

[idislikethissite]

YES

YES

The snorlax is out!