never to return, but i never learn

Shiro | they/them | 33

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[elexecution]

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[oncillaphoenix]

the spirit is willing but the flesh is experiencing technical difficulties

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[godbirdart]

『 ANHEDONIC SALIENCE 🌧️🍃 』 ─ ✧˖°

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[hopeless-eccentric]

humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

[goth-queen]

[pangur-and-grim]

can I say something. it is really funny when you see people ripping random queer books to shreds, like dream daddy cancellation style, and then you dig a little deeper to see what unproblematic material meets their standards, and it's all Supernatural and Death Note

[pangur-and-grim]

[bakwaaas]

God remove me from the strongest soldiers list…. take me off the roster

[thememedaddy]

[jorolle]

you want me to get a job? the thing that killed ryland grace??

[ravioliet]

stupid doodle i made based on this post. guy who doesn’t know hes tied to the tracks and his best friend the trolley operator

[goslinggf]

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

[goslinggf]

gender neutrients

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[teathattast]

Happy Birthday Buddy!!

[telltaletypist]

weirdest part of being an adult is the fact that you can put off watching a movie for nearly a decade and barely notice