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bea // 23 // lesbian // they/it // artist NSFW content sometimes

[dear-ao3]

[cannibalchicken]

[gradschoolcryptid]

[kristina100000]

*pushes pinkpantheress' bangs away*

pinkpantheress: o mi gosh....! i see! its all so beautiful. thank yeuw

me: =) *walks away in my denim skirt*

[crimelords]

if you’re not into some dumb embarrassing shit you’re not living your truth

[blankfairy27-deactivated2023080]

[nnugatoryextravagance]

[coughloop]

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

[coughloop]

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

let brug cook

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is legitimately one of my absolute favorite pieces of animation of all time

[t3sticles]

My cat when he gets a claw stuck in the couch he shouldn’t be scratching

[queer-as-city-folk]

Portland is always moving the culture forward

[knifekris]

spotify, play me every song ive ever loved in the order i need to achieve perfect emotional catharsis

[junk-thunder]

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

[sparrow-va]

you have a wha

[tooies]

piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

[2000ish]

Floam commercial (2003)

[proteusolm]

When my older cousin was 14, we had to leave summer camp early because she ate a tiny piece of floam and became violently ill ❤️

[bernard-jackson]

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[stainlessteelwaterbottle]

youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??

[victoriankeysmash]

[shadowthehedgehogmovie]

[thequeeninyellowlace]

[anxiety-elemental-kay]

[yanguang]

[transmunsons]

Eddie teaches Steve how to fight. The Munson name might be good for nothing but they were a scrappy lot. Eddie learned early how to throw a punch. His dad said real boys knew how to fight, so put your whole body into it, twist your hips.

Eddie had heard King Steve got his face beat in by the Byers kid. Also heard he might’ve deserved it. And that Byers got off with hardly a scratch. But none of that was his business. He was just trying to graduate.

The second time Steve showed up to school with a face full of bandages, he took pity on him. This time he’d apparently gotten into a fight with that mouthy new kid, the one who gave Jeff the heebie jeebies. They ended up in detention together and Eddie leaned into his space and asked some questions, like “how come you get beat up more than my ducklings?”

Apparently the pretty rich boy had never learned how to defend himself, never needed to. What a waste of muscles. Which is how Eddie ended up giving Steve a lesson in the middle of Ms. Pratt’s room. Keep your fists up, turn your body so you’re a smaller target, shift your weight to your toes, and if you need to: scream.

“What?” Steve lowered his hands, bewildered.

“Yeah, man, just scream.” Eddie said. “At the worst, it’ll give you a second while they’re confused and at best they’ll think you’re nuts and disengage entirely. It’s a win-win scenario.” He shrugged.

“Is that how you fight?” Steve asked.

“I don’t know if you’ve noticed my reputation around here, Harrington, but half the school wouldn’t touch me with a rainbow colored pole and the other half thinks I’m straight up insane. No one’s gonna fight a crazy person, ‘cause crazy people might just kill ya.”

“Thanks for the advice.” Steve remarked. He packed up the singular sheet of homework he’d tried to do.

“No problem, that face is too pretty to be marked up all time.”

But Steve couldn’t stay out of trouble for long.

Eddie was trying to see if the new mall theater was as easy to sneak into as the Hawk when he passed by some teens in sailor costumes slumped by a water fountain. One of them pointed at him as he walked by.

“Munson! It worked!”