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Independent Kenny McCormick South Park Roleplay blog.

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Hey all 👋, it’s been a while! I always find incredibly great prospects doing these posts and I figure it’s time to get another one going around. I’m looking for YOU! The bored out of their mind roleplayers with maybe way too much time on their hands this summer and the kind of muse that just doesn’t stop thumping~ 

If you’re out there, and especially if you write on discord, gdocs, via email– actually, fuck it, I’d even roll back to Skype at this point. I’m just feenin’ for some quality DC content not to mention that I come with plots and ideas for those of you who are a little more awkward with starting out. I’m a multishipper too, so I’m willing to ship just about anything and everything, just.... No one under the age of 21, please. Like, don’t even bother looking at this post; I’m a little old person looking for other people in a similar age range to write with. Honestly, you don’t even have to hit me up for my discord(or whatever) if you’re too nervous. Just like this post and I’ll literally come to you!! I just want to write for DC again!!

- Don’t be shy or think I’m full up on RPs either! Seriously, I always, ALWAYS want more threads and opportunities to write with people. An additional 10+ points if you’re into ABO but this isn’t a requirement. If we fell through in the past, please know that I’m not afraid of reconnecting, and would happily resume writing with you. I’ve tagged a few ships but please know that I have so many more, so let me know if you have any requests!

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Oh man, this worked phenomenally the last time, so I figure why change up what works? But seriously guys, is it just me, or does it feel impossible to find DC roleplayers?

Well, if you’re out there, and especially if you write on discord, gdocs, via email– actually, fuck it, I’d even roll back to Skype at this point. I’m just feenin’ for some quality DC content. I’m a multishipper too, so I’m willing to ship just about anything and everything, but on that note, I’m not willing to write with anyone below the age of 18. It comes with being a little old person. Honestly, you don’t even have to hit me up for my discord(or whatever) if you’re too nervous. Just like this post and I’ll literally come to you. I just want to write for DC again!!

- Don’t be shy or think I’m full up on RPs either! Seriously, I always, ALWAYS want more threads and opportunities to write with people. An additional 10+ points if you’re into ABO but this isn’t a requirement. If we fell through in the past, please know that I’m not afraid of reconnecting, and would happily resume writing with you.

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retractedrequiem‌:

“Virgin by body, gutter slut by mind.”

“As if there were any other option. In case you were wondering, the finger guns are totally mandatory here.”

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Holy hell! The hunt is real, peeps. Is it just me, or does it feel impossible to find DC roleplayers?

Well, if you’re out there, and especially if you write on discord, gdocs, via email-- actually, fuck it, I’d even roll back to Skype at this point. I’m just feenin’ for some quality DC content. I’m a multishipper too, so I’m willing to ship just about anything and everything, but on that note, I’m not willing to write with anyone below the age of 18. It comes with being a little old person. Honestly, you don’t even have to hit me up for my discord(or whatever) if you’re too nervous. Just like this post and I’ll literally come to you. I just want to write for DC again!!

- Don’t be shy or think I’m full up on RPs either! Seriously, I always, ALWAYS want more threads and opportunities to write with people. 

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stanbabex:

“Oof, you’re the one with more room, you dick!” Stan grunts and pushes back as hard as he can. But Kenny’s a god damned rock, he doesn’t budge. “I’ll kick you out into the walkway if you call me that again!” He’s playing too, biting back laughter.

“Sorry dude, but all this junk in your trunk is suffocating. I’m a man who needs some space. And you’re covering the entire seat.” He says it so flippantly, still pushing at Stan with his hip. 

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despairingcurse:

Pete almost startles a little– only because he hadn’t expected Kenny to say anything, or maybe not so much. He tips his head in a nod, peeks over to get a good look at Kenny as he asks, “Yeah. You were kind of vague, though. What was it you actually wanted?”

Even before he delves into it, he carries the kind of swagger that he actually suggests he thinks this is a reasonably good idea. Kenny tosses his arms into the air and lets out a sharp inhale. “I need you to goth-ify me! Emo me up. You know, make up and dark hair. Lets do it.”

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You can reblog my RPs

I see hella posts complaining about that, and that’s fine and all, really. But I’m putting it on record, you can reblog my roleplays. That’s like the highest compliment I can receive, that someone likes something I’ve threaded so much that they want to immortalize it on their blog. I just had to say this because I know I’ve had people unsure about it on past blogs and it is always welcome.

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“Dude, it’s the middle of the night!” He’d just gotten to sleep too, Kenny knew Kyle didn’t sleep well thanks to the studying for his AP classes took a lot of time. If it was anyone else Kyle might of ignored him and went back to sleep. But it was Kenny, and Kenny always had a pull on the redhead. Moving aside to let him in through his bedroom window, a yawn left him. “You’re not hurt or anything are you?”

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His inattentiveness means, unfortunately for Kyle, a significantly small amount of sleep - at least in comparison to the ‘recommended dosage’. At least, that’s how it’d been presented in the stray documentary or two he’d caught while browsing late night YouTube videos. Unfortunately for his friends, it means they suffer alongside him, dwaddling around South Park late at night whenever the urge to move strikes Kenny. Thankfully, it isn’t as often as it could be.

He’s bright eyed as he climbs in, practically falls all over himself but that’s okay because he’s excited for once and it’s all him. Kenny brushes the grit from his jeans, ignoring the grass stains and dirt scuffs that linger behind before pulling his backpack from his shoulders. “No, no, no. But c’mon. We’re gonna go throw glass bottles off the interstate bridge.”

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Lapis

(Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?)

“Oh man, dude, okay, I remember I had this one dream, right? Bitches everywhere, nice titties, man-- It was wild. But here’s the kicker, there’s a chick sucking me off while another feeds me one of those world record sized ice cream sundaes. And that’s vanilla right? The ice cream too, but how cool would it be to get sucked off while hot people dance around you, doing gymnastics and they feed you ice cream.”

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Shades Of Blue: Send 🎨 and a colour

Aqua: Top or bottom?

Azure: What’s your biggest turn-on?

Baby: Have you ever had sex with someone of the same gender?

Carolina: Have you ever had sex with someone of a different gender?

Cerulean: What’s your biggest turn-off?

Cyan: What’s your sexual orientation?

Cobalt: Rough or soft?

Cornflower: Are you a virgin?

Denim: Are you naturally submissive or dominant?

Electric: Do you prefer lingerie to regular underwear?

Indigo: Do you like phone sex?

Lapis: What’s your best fantasy?

Midnight: Are you into role-play?

Oxford: Have you ever had sex with more than one person in a 24 hour period?

Periwinkle: Do you use sex toys often?

Persian: Would you do public sex at all?

Powder: Vanilla sex or spiced up?

Prussian: Confess a kink to me?

Royal: What’s your favourite position?

Sapphire: When was the last time you had sex?

Sky: Do you read smut/watch porn?

Teal: Where was the strangest place you ever had sex?

Tiffany: Would you/do you do sex work?

Turquoise: Have you ever taken part in group sex?

True: Do you remember your first time?

Ultramarine: Do you do/enjoy oral?

Zaffre: Make up your own question!

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Send Me A Ship And I'll Tell You Who...

Drinks all of the coffee

Brings up adopting a pet

Kills the bugs

Cooks the meals

Starts getting into holidays way before they should

Initiates the couple selfies 

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping

Nicknames the other

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@happy-kahl (continued)

Kyle doesn’t hit him, reach out to clock him right in the jaw and Kenny knows he could. He’s done it enough times for him to expect that sort of reaction. He harasses all of his friends at one point or another, granted it’s more so for the react rather than actual intent. This is intent, deliberate in the way he’s itching the fabric of his pants high between his thighs and pointedly ignoring the color that blooms beneath Kyle’s skin.

It’s why Kenny pulls at his thigh, tries to splay them wide so he can ride his palm over the seam of his jeans and where his zipper slings low to accommodate his crotch. He takes it as consent, his blue eyes narrowed, slitted as he shifts deeper into this mental pursuit. And the thing with Kenny is he’s either actively joking or he’s so clocked out of conversation he may as well be running fast on another high. This is sort of like that, tension threading between his shoulder blades, heat blooming like fresh magma in his gut, and the world blurs in the background, a muted hum that sounds pleasant to the ears. 

He greets him with half lidded eyes, so electric blue they almost produce their own sparks, and the pink of his tongue pokes from the corner of his mouth with abject curiosity. “Cool.” Just cool. Like he isn’t too close, like he can’t taste the gust of his exhale or feel the subtle brush of skin to skin whenever he nods his head to nose against Kyle’s. His mouth catches sticky-fast against the corner of Kyle’s, not exactly dry but getting there and he breathes out a laugh. 

“So then do I win? You haven’t said anything about it so I guess not.” He turns his hand to the side, allowing his fingers to splay out and curl up and over where he expects his balls to press down against the inside of his pants.

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-- I’m high af, playing with bubble wrap, and writing, so if I’m super bad right now, just remember I’ve eaten maybe half of a cookie edible. lmao

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@despairingcurse (starter call)

Kenny thins his mouth, the fabric of his parka scritching soft against his skin, and he shrinks down a little. “So, hey, did you get my message? I mean, you’re here so I’d assume so... So.” He breathes out a laugh.

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@jerseyisms (starter call)

“Okay-- Okay seriously this time. Close your mouth and say ahh. I promise it’s not a bad thing. Hand to god!”

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Kenny's melodious laughter  ❤

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Taking inventory of all the active South Park roleplay blogs!

Alright, we have to give this another try. We’re still getting this all organized and set up, so please be patient with us. BUT! If you are an active South Park ROLEPLAY blog, please REBLOG this post and FOLLOW the blog so we can add you. Likes will not count. If you do one without the other, you won’t be added. Sorry, but this makes everything easier for us. 

If you are a minor, please add a note in the tags. And if you’re following from a personal blog, please post that in the tags.