Noticed this weird trend lately so:
do you use the "big light" in your house
yes, everywhere
yes, but not in my bedroom
no! never turn on the big light by choice
I don't have a big light TO use
"Big light" meaning overhead light!
This is appalling
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
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Noticed this weird trend lately so:
do you use the "big light" in your house
yes, everywhere
yes, but not in my bedroom
no! never turn on the big light by choice
I don't have a big light TO use
"Big light" meaning overhead light!
This is appalling
please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check
Elizabeth looks like a pigeon. bok bok
Did you know it was possible to get a bacterial infection in a salivary gland? I didn't.
Husbff didn't.
Husbff's gland, on the other hand....
Like, sure, theoretically, i guess I knew it was possible, in much the same way it's possible for the human body to do all manner of weird and messed up stuff.
But I didn't think it actually *happened*
this is beyond. please take this post down, print it up, and bury it in a deep, dark hole where no one except voles has to see it
Oy, you better call Tyrone
Call him
A good video that accurately explains why stud is a term used for black lesbians only, not white, not poc, BLACK
I’m not even going to say please. Respect black identities and labels, they are ours for a reason.
I’m gonna need this reblogged by white queer tumblr users since it’s mostly yall who wanna use it or want to know why you or other white people shouldn’t/can’t use the term “stud”
Naw.
Us white queers will let you know when we're taking orders about how to educate one another.
ASPERGILLUS
This is actually a 40x magnification of the rotovirus, HX220 (aka hexovirotoxin).
Hello and welcome to fish spawn Friday. It me. I'm fish. I spawned.
Please don't ever post this again.
Listen, I stopped following y'all because y'all are disgusting. That's all. End of story.
My mind is in Sephoria
Flop One, Flop Two, Flop Three.
rewatching school of rock. theyre t4t
I love School of Rock! And it is but one reason why I have a crush on Joan Cusack...
One day Joan Cusack was walking by my back yard and she threw a fig at me except it turned out to be a small grenade, and when it exploded, it blew off my arms, and that's why I have a salamander that types on the internet what I ask it to. I have to feed it beetles and something else with my toes. Happy.
“you don’t know me or what i do for my community, in fact, i’ve reblogged FIVE different e-begging posts, only two of which were scams. good day sir!”
*Me when I’m definitely not logged on and don’t think tumblr is the sum total of everyone else’s activism*
“Did I tell you I work for union, im so important that I work for a union, did you know it’s my union, that’s not a weird way to phrase that at all!!!”.
sorry, some dipshit reblogged this and i was reminded of the incredibly bonkers assertion that describing the union of which i am a member and in which i served as an officer for two years as “my union” is somehow “weird.” i also say “my job” and “my apartment” lol. keep reblogging those donation posts! you’ll make a dent in capitalism any day now!
You're both horrible people, and you deserve each other.
This is so embarrassing.
go follow @javvla
I'd rather eat sacks of trash, you sack of trash.
My other blogs are @latmus and @maloreum have a nice day
your blogs make me sneeze
Gato con Quetzalcóatl en Xochicalco 🐱🐉 bit.ly/LeyendaDeQuetzalcoatl
A George le pareció una idea excelente y se quitó la chaqueta. Se desnudaron donde estaban y se sonrieron el uno al otro. Geronimo señaló la lavadora para la ropa de George y sacó una bata para él. Era una túnica suave de color púrpura oscuro que ahora era para uso de George cuando vino a quedarse, y George estaba muy contento de usarla. Su piel estaba cubierta de piel de gallina y estaba temblando. Geronimo se puso su propia bata burdeos y su ropa terminó en la máquina con la de George. Sus dedos agarraron codiciosamente el trasero del otro mientras se juntaban, y sus labios se encontraron en un beso hambriento.