Hoomannotme

I just post my dumb ideas here have fun :) normal queer hooman // anime watcher// kaishin addict

[yurithraa]

I’ve come to make an announcement: Luka’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his twink-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Luka, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Urak?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

[hoomannotme]

Angst prompt: Phantom Thief Kaito Kid KILLS schoolboy Kuroba Kaito.

Imagine the potential for angst and comedy or betrayal and just about anything. ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

I want a Kaito who is dead legally by the law as in a whole case was opened about his death and Kaito Kid is now a wanted criminal.

Give me Hakuba who is now trying to catch Kid to prove to HIMSELF that Kuroba is alive. Shinichi (or Conan) who now is also dead set on trying to catch Kid because 1. Murder and 2. This is not what he expected from Kid at all like that's not his MO. The Nakamories who are even more set on catching Kid, Aoko who is now studying full time to be a cop in order to catch the thief that murdered her best friend.

[hoomannotme]

Hear me out! Hear me out.

The reason no one can see Kaito's real face despite him having NO COVER is because the monocle is magical!.

Like he doesn't take off the monocle while in the KID uniform and when he's disguised he's well disguised. So if he removed the monocle while in the suit it might be easier to identify him.

[hoomannotme]

The only time Damian will ever openly show affection to his brothers is when they turn into animals.

[hoomannotme]

Aunt Vermouth

So everyone knows Kaito kid right Kuroba Kaito and how he comes from a family of thieves right? Well as I have said Aunt Vermouth. Basing this off a post I saw before that talked about Conan seeing Kid work with Vermouth and having a mental breakdown about Kid being in the BO. So I wanted to spread this awareness.

Vermouth is the family friend of the Kuroba's either by Touchi or Chikage is up to you tbh. So Kaito meets Vermouth when he is very young and he sees her appear around the house every now and again so he knows about her and sometimes he even talks to her.

I feel like their conversations would be Kaito trying to show off his skills to her and she would think it's cute and play along with him. Kaito is so gender neutral and is a prankster so he likes dressing up as a girl to have some fun and I feel like Vermouth would enable him by buying him dresses that are fashionable and flexible for his more boyish characteristics.

So throwing in the detectives in this prompt is a bit difficult because Vermouth and Kid like sticking to the shadows. I feel like Conan would run in to Kid doing his Aunt a favor like stealing an artifact that is said to be cursed or something like that or something that got in the wrong hands like a clue for Conan that she wants him to deliver for her. We all know Conan would be freaking out because Kid is doing a favour for one of the top BO members and he would try and follow Kid to see where a posible BO base is only to find Kid in a disguise at a restaurant with Vermouth. Stuffing his face with cake as she gives him a new dress and they part ways with la bise(french greeting or goodbye).

Vermouth would totally know Conan is there too but she won't say anything because she thinks this misunderstanding is amusing.

[hoomannotme]

Back and forth, back and forth... that's how it always was wasn't it. He always loved something and it always got taken away from him in the end. His father who he loved and was so brutally taken away from him. His mother who left shortly after, who he came to accept her absence. His best friend who he saw drift apart from him every agonizing day that he lied to them. Himself, who he draped in masks that he never wore before each one more complex than the next, each one stronger than the rest, each one as fake as the rest.

He remembers a time when he loved fish so much he would eat it every day he could until he got sick of it and had to eat something different. Now all he saw was the reflecting of his father's eyes before he was consumed by death.

Where was she then his lady, The Lady he swore his life to, The Lady he relied so much on to bring him happiness. Where was she when he was laying in an alley at this moment covered in his own blood bleeding out.

The sinner in white always loved to fly... Yet he felt as tho he was a small bird trapped inside an enormous cage for all to see for all too admire yet none of them shed a tear when it died, only looking for new entertainment elsewhere.

He was getting nowhere now stuck in his own abyss of thoughts reflecting on his own misery that had become his life. He couldn't call for help, his phone broke with his fall. He could yell out, he would be questioned by the police on his injury.

As he thought of a way to survive, grasping at any idea to come to him to. To save himself. He heard quiet foot steps enter the alley he was in. Shrinking himself in with the shadows, thanking his foresight of changing into his surveillance clothes before anything else. He listened for any indication of the person: do they limp, do the have a quick pase, does it sound small and clumsy?

As he prepared to gas them just in case it could be those who unjustly shot him out of the sky. He saw him, a devil that was reflected in light. He smiled knowing there was two ways this could go knowing the guy.

As he offered his apologies for his unsightly appearance a hand stretched out in front of him. No words were spoken other than necessary, there wasn't really a need for them. As he took the hand he hoped he never came to love this person too. If lady luck would bless him with something it would be staying away from this man who was impossible for him to hate.

[hoomannotme]

Kaito: Just because I'm sitting on your lap doesn't mean you can treat me like a baby ರ⁠_⁠ರ

Shinichi:So you don't want the chocolate ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

Kaito: *affectionately bites hand off*

Shinichi: ༼⁠;⁠´⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠༎ຶ⁠༽

[hoomannotme]

Was just looking at this post and I just had the most brilliant idea.

SD au but it's a misunderstanding. Everyone thinks that Azure is trying to get rid of Macaque even Macaque himself. But in reality Azure is pinning for Macaque and all his attempts to get "rid of him" are really attempts to get rid of Wukong so Azure can talk to Macaque. I think because Azure and Macaque have a lot in common and I just that it would be funny to see the others reactions to Azure trying to befriend Macaque.

[hoomannotme]

Wait wait dumb brain goes brrrrrrr. You know how everyone is like Azure and Macaque both love an oblivious Wukong and this and that right.

Let me present to you: Azure who is in love with Wukong but he doesn't see it because "his moonlight looks so beautiful" and Macaque who is here because they feed him and is oblivious to any and all of Wukong's advances bc he's just a friend™️

That is all I saw a similar post a while back but I can't find it. It's like the one bros bf hoes post Abt the three somewhere in the abyss of Tumblr.

[hoomannotme]

You ever just wonder if Kaito got his ears pierced for his disguises or if he uses clip on's instead. 🤔🤔

[hoomannotme]

Kaito and Shinichi are two very smart people with dumb personalities.

Kaito is so smart at dealing with people he doesn't need help from a book or other people. But if you try to get him to read a manual of some kind... well let's just hope your not building a plane. Kuroba 'rules? what rules?' Kaito would just freestyle things and somehow get it to work.

Shinichi on the other hand can tell what type of sandwich you had this morning just by the way your mouth is angled or some shit like that. But get him to try and socialize. Yikes mans has now made himself the enemy of a while friend group with his lack of social skills.

[hoomannotme]

Out of curiosity how many fanfics are out there where KID turns into well a kid bc I've read one or two story's like that and wanted to read more. A bonus if it's Kaishin/Shinkai

Just out of curiosity 👀

If not many I might just write one who know 😒 sounds like a good plot 😗

[hoomannotme]

Prove me wrong. The only time the batkids get along without trying to kill each other or sucking it up to do their job is when they are watching crime documents.

Damian and Tim will finally agree on something during this time. EXAMPLE:

Damian: ok but like wouldn't it be easier to just burn the body, like youre in the middle of the woods?! Tim: Yeah, and then just throw what's left of the body in the river or feed it to a pack of wolf's.

I think this is how it would go. Oh and Dick and Jason are just there adding more ideas to the other two.

[hoomannotme]

Ok like can someone write a story about how the Bats and Titans figured out that Damian is gay. Like they started noticing little things like his awesome fashion or his perfect nails.

And then Jon tells them something like

"oh? Damian, yeah no he's gay."

I would love to read their reaction about this.