#bat bros

[finnoky]

He’s a great influence (Tim broke into his flat)

[lithiumseven]

Jason: It’s your spleen! You lost an ORGAN Tim, you should have told us!

Tim: So? You don’t have your tonsils, that’s an organ!

Dick: That’s not the same and you kn-

Jason: Jokes on you, my tonsils grew back in the Lazarus Pit so your argument doesn’t even make sense!

Dick, now fully turned toward Jason: Your tonsils did WHAT

[robs-your-robins]

Jason: I hate galas. Everyone is so boring.

Dick: Not always. I was just talking to that guy over there. He's a cheese farmer.

Tim: A Cheese... Farmer?

Duke: How do you farm cheese?

Dick: You don't farm it, you raise it. Duh.

Tim: No, he raises goats. They make milk and he makes cheese from the milk.

Jason: Don't be silly, Timbers.

Dick: Yeah, like how would you raise goats?

Damian: With a strong moral compass, discipline and affection.

Tim: *starts chugging champagne*

Duke: *concerned*

[ditzybat]

tim: ugh, i can’t go into the sewers to follow croc, can’t risk an infection

jason: what, are the sewers not good enough for your bristol bred sensibilities?

tim: i have no fucking spleen jason, of course i’m not gonna go into the fucking sewers - i’ll literally die

[pinkiemachine]

HEEHEEHEE….

Part 2 👇

Pinkiemachine

IT GETS BETTER!!!

[phoneduk]

[Jason panic searching his room]

Jason: "WHERE IS IT?!"

Tim : "what is *it*?

Jason: "You would know if saw it! Just help me look!"

Dick: "Hey, let's just calm down. What are we looking for?"

Jason: "I bought home an injured snake yesterday on patrol and I was planning on dropping it off at the vet today."

Dick: "that's not so bad."

Jason: "If Damian finds it we're going to have a pet snake. And you're the only one he would trust to feed it."

[Jason, Dick and Tim frantically searching the manor.]

Meanwhile

[Damian in the cave full Robin costume with snake around his shoulders - Maniacal laughter.]

Bruce suddenly sits straight up in his seat in the watch tower, a full body shiver taking over him.

Bruce: "Somethings wrong"

[msfcatlover]

Tim Drake did not go through the same number of love interests Dick Grayson had in a third of the time for people to call Dick the family slut.

Also Bruce outpaces all of them, amen.

[marshmyers]

Batman is more than Batman. He's also a collection for very different Robins, numerous allies, friends, partners and hangers-on!

The Batman Family began decades ago and has taken on a life of its own. Check out my curated collection of books about the family and links to collections of its various members!