A Bipolar Whore With Extreme Nausea

I’m fucking back

[genvy]

i haven’t stopped thinking about this since last night

[rosalui]

happy pride

[hoot-eggs]

I’m fucking crying

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[sevaria]

got a pussy like an ashtray

[sevaria]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[acewithacase]

Babe wake up new pathetic looking cat just dropped

[3xcuseyou]

El muchacho monday

[aperfumedpearl]

18th century swan wine cooler

[podcastwizard]

ok i'll bite what's an mcr

[podcastwizard]

getting some mixed messages here

[amvs]

can we send anon hate to landlords/brokers on listing sites. can we make that a thing

[amvs]

like this

[ethuilgreen]

[alt-j-deactivated20171027]

when my dad’s nervous he watches the game from outside

[fairycosmos]

only thing i agree with dads on is when it rains and they say ‘we needed that’ bc like. we did

[legs-are-just-for-show]

[hoot-eggs]

GUESS WHO’S FUCKING BACK

[im-the-ruler-here]

@staff ban her

[hoot-eggs]

I’ve been on for TWO seconds

[im-the-ruler-here]

Still got that 2016 bio 🤭

[hoot-eggs]

Fucking SIGH

[hoot-eggs]

GUESS WHO’S FUCKING BACK

[im-the-ruler-here]

@staff ban her

[hoot-eggs]

I’ve been on for TWO seconds

[hoot-eggs]

GUESS WHO’S FUCKING BACK

[sarcastic-and-witty-username]

My friends got me the best (and worst) present ever

It’s one of those sequin pillows where you can turn the sequins. And this is how they look like from both sides.

Please someone make it stop.

Nic Cage is haunting me in my dreams now.

I mean, it was a free pillow but AT WHAT COST!!!!

[millennialfirebird]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[hoot-eggs]

@im-the-ruler-here

[johncribati]

Just about every joke in Avatar: The Last Airbender is peak comedy but conceptually my favorite moment is that scene in The Waterbending Scroll where Zuko’s crew was fighting some pirates and Aang was lost in the middle of a smoke cloud.

Now, Aang being an Airbender, the logical thing to do would be to blow the smoke away, which he does.

This would be funny enough in and of itself, but what really gets me is that Aang just nopes his way out of the situation by… Calling the smoke back?

Like on top of this being the literal only instance of an aerokinetic character blowing smoke away in reverse (not the same thing as kicking up a cloud of dust) just… everyone who was fighting just goes back to fighting each other like that didn’t just happen? Like they didn’t just see the Avatar- who they’re fighting over- is no longer tied up?

This five seconds of animation is just the most beautifully hilarious mess.