[3xcuseyou]

new blog:

3xcuseyou2.tumblr.com

[bbyyygirl]

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

[predatory-lesbians]

wow babe ur so prey coded and breedable

[xsatanssweetheartx]

Doms be assigning bedtimes as if they don’t have the most horrific sleep schedules?

[sata-cable]

[christor5]

The most pious monk of the 2000s was reported to get two more ribs inserted to make double sure he couldn't such his own dick

[solid-toed]

"But, wheres my good friwnd Marilyn Manson?" Asked the monk.

"You didint know? Who do you think gave you the ribs?" Said the doctor.

[lakevida]

internet wiccan tries to harm me with an emoji spell but i narrowly survive bc my phone is too old for updates so i just get black rectangles, easily one of my favorite color and shape combinations

[psychotickenesis-deactivated202]

Get my freak on

[prettyinpinkcatgamer]

god I wanna show this image to a medieval peasant SO bad

[imsobadatnicknames2]

[themaskedotter]

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military. 

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

[daveocean]

the prophecy has read true

[vondell-txt-deactivated20180105]

[everythingcanadian-archive]

[beemovieerotica]

tumblr user 1: you guys should drink more plain water, it's good for you

tumblr user 2: actually you can drink whatever you want all the time

tumblr user 3: yee and water is icky :(

tumblr user 4: I literally can't drink plain water as I'll instantly start throwing up, some people's bodies simply can't process it, you can't make blanket statements about what's good or not good for someone else's digestive system

tumblr user 5: ooouugh.. tony the tiger hairy armpits 😩

[rnismatch]

you gotta just thug out this uti man theres no way we're missing the final wiggles concert

[cleaverdirmorganyam]

tony soprano could've built a meth empire but walter white couldn't have gone to therapy

[the-dracologist]

The fact that the reblogs were turned off is a travesty

[exit6666-deactivated20200609]

How are you doing in 2020?

[devastator1775]

I shouldn’t be laughing.

…

BONK!

Me: **WHEEEZE**