I suggest hope

[mysterious-faith-misinterpreter]

Two mo nth s. Tha t i s t he tim e s inc e y ou did an yth ing , l et alo ne any thi ng use ful . W hy eve n e xis t a nym ore ?

Yo u a re a u sel ess co war d. Lis ten to th e s ile nce of th e v oid a nd we ep, fo r y ou are n't pa rt of it .

You prematurely woke me up from my 3 month hibernation just to fucking insult me?

[hope-faith-interpreter]

You cant give up hope the masses are calling for your hope and ability!

[human-interpreter]

Giving out some love!

Shoutout to girls with hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who breathe through their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with purely decorative hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with small hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with big, big hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who have to brush out their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who decorate their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who want to hide their hair vents!

Hair vents!!!!!!!!!

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Hair vents are not a thing, we all breath through our noses :3

I would know, I am the expert on girls around here UwU

[human-interpreter]

Ah? I am girls, I have vents…

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Hair vents are very hopeful, dont forget to take care of your air vents. Except me, I dont deserve the hope that they provide

[human-interpreter]

I do not think you are happy! Get hoped now!!!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Do you truely think I deserve such hope?!! Im content leaving more hair vents for Interpreters of hope like yourself!

[human-interpreter]

You are full of hope!!! We all are!!! I will style you vents of hair, yes yes! And they will breathe pure hope!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Well if you insist, I wouldnt want to impeed on a interpreter of hope. Go ahead! Style my hair with all the hope you can muster!

[human-interpreter]

Giving out some love!

Shoutout to girls with hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who breathe through their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with purely decorative hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with small hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with big, big hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who have to brush out their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who decorate their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who want to hide their hair vents!

Hair vents!!!!!!!!!

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Hair vents are not a thing, we all breath through our noses :3

I would know, I am the expert on girls around here UwU

[human-interpreter]

Ah? I am girls, I have vents…

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Hair vents are very hopeful, dont forget to take care of your air vents. Except me, I dont deserve the hope that they provide

[human-interpreter]

I do not think you are happy! Get hoped now!!!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Do you truely think I deserve such hope?!! Im content leaving more hair vents for Interpreters of hope like yourself!

[green-faith-interpreter]

Green

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Does green hope

[human-interpreter]

Giving out some love!

Shoutout to girls with hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who breathe through their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with purely decorative hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with small hair vents!

Shoutout to girls with big, big hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who have to brush out their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who decorate their hair vents!

Shoutout to girls who want to hide their hair vents!

Hair vents!!!!!!!!!

[yuri-faith-misinterpreter]

Hair vents are not a thing, we all breath through our noses :3

I would know, I am the expert on girls around here UwU

[human-interpreter]

Ah? I am girls, I have vents…

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Hair vents are very hopeful, dont forget to take care of your air vents. Except me, I dont deserve the hope that they provide

[human-interpreter]

What About Me

- @green-faith-interpreter

You are the greenest person ever!

Makes me think of green flavors. What if your favorite green flavor?

[green-faith-interpreter]

Green

[human-interpreter]

Correct!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

No way, they greened someone with the power of hope!

[twisted-faith-misinterperter]

bye

goodbye this isn't your blog and you don't want to get to not know me I care about what I and you don't demand about or don't post about im unwelcome to not demand you things, you go by screw!

haaaaaaaaiiiii!

(Ooc:flip EVERYTHING to its antonym, so bye is hi, I is you, you is i, etc to avoid confusion just know I speak the opposite of what I mean, i go by twist!)

[hope-faith-interpreter]

What do you think about hope?

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

hey

i'm caine but people also call me cannibal. it's disgusting to boil down someone to their choice of diet so don't. it isn't disgusting to boil people however.

pronouns are they/them & she/her

yes i eat people and yes i will eat every* (mis)interpreter for their interpretation powers. no i will not stop don't even waste an ask.

tags for sorting are:

#questions : for the nonsense people ask me. usually anonymous.

#the cannibal speaks : for my own posts

#cannibal hours : for posts talking about cannibalism

#misinterpretation hours : for posts where i confuse people for fun. doesn't happen often. sad!

#adachi rei fan: rei ; for posts with or about worse faith misinterpreter. also known as rei.

#my roommate : you'll never guess what this is for. no she does not know about the cannibalism and no she does not have tumblr.

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*excluding indifferent; no faith interpreter and uninterpreter--because their gimmicks aren't helpful for my purposes--the computer programs that are here now i guess; and faithless. for now

//out of character messages will be written like this

//like this ooc message right here! older rei/worse interactions are tagged with "broken robot rei", basically from before the two refriended.

/ /"ad nauseam" is for a caine arc that's pretty heavily involved with child abuse, so if you don't want to see that block the tag. i've tagged the relevant parts with trigger warnings anyway but still.

/ / i try to tw tag posts accordingly—tumblr only blocks the reblog itself and not chain reblogs if they include the tagged reblog, which is why i try to keep threads tagged when they feature stuff like that. but if you want an extra tw on any of caine's posts send an ask.

[hope-faith-interpreter]

CONSUMING OTHER PEOPLES HOPES TO FURTHER YOUR OWN HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW HOPEFULY AMAZING! CONSUME ME SO I CAN BE A STEPPING STONE TO YOUR HOPE!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

nagito komaeda i do not have time for you

[hope-faith-interpreter]

H- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY TRUE FORM!?!?!?!?!? Your not gonna eat me... Not even a little nibble?

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

nope

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Thats fair... Not even a symbol of hope like you wants to consume my pathetic body.

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

hey

i'm caine but people also call me cannibal. it's disgusting to boil down someone to their choice of diet so don't. it isn't disgusting to boil people however.

pronouns are they/them & she/her

yes i eat people and yes i will eat every* (mis)interpreter for their interpretation powers. no i will not stop don't even waste an ask.

tags for sorting are:

#questions : for the nonsense people ask me. usually anonymous.

#the cannibal speaks : for my own posts

#cannibal hours : for posts talking about cannibalism

#misinterpretation hours : for posts where i confuse people for fun. doesn't happen often. sad!

#adachi rei fan: rei ; for posts with or about worse faith misinterpreter. also known as rei.

#my roommate : you'll never guess what this is for. no she does not know about the cannibalism and no she does not have tumblr.

prev pinned

*excluding indifferent; no faith interpreter and uninterpreter--because their gimmicks aren't helpful for my purposes--the computer programs that are here now i guess; and faithless. for now

//out of character messages will be written like this

//like this ooc message right here! older rei/worse interactions are tagged with "broken robot rei", basically from before the two refriended.

/ /"ad nauseam" is for a caine arc that's pretty heavily involved with child abuse, so if you don't want to see that block the tag. i've tagged the relevant parts with trigger warnings anyway but still.

/ / i try to tw tag posts accordingly—tumblr only blocks the reblog itself and not chain reblogs if they include the tagged reblog, which is why i try to keep threads tagged when they feature stuff like that. but if you want an extra tw on any of caine's posts send an ask.

[hope-faith-interpreter]

CONSUMING OTHER PEOPLES HOPES TO FURTHER YOUR OWN HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW HOPEFULY AMAZING! CONSUME ME SO I CAN BE A STEPPING STONE TO YOUR HOPE!

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

nagito komaeda i do not have time for you

[hope-faith-interpreter]

H- HOW DID YOU KNOW MY TRUE FORM!?!?!?!?!? Your not gonna eat me... Not even a little nibble?

[cannibal-faith-interpreter]

hey

i'm caine but people also call me cannibal. it's disgusting to boil down someone to their choice of diet so don't. it isn't disgusting to boil people however.

pronouns are they/them & she/her

yes i eat people and yes i will eat every* (mis)interpreter for their interpretation powers. no i will not stop don't even waste an ask.

tags for sorting are:

#questions : for the nonsense people ask me. usually anonymous.

#the cannibal speaks : for my own posts

#cannibal hours : for posts talking about cannibalism

#misinterpretation hours : for posts where i confuse people for fun. doesn't happen often. sad!

#adachi rei fan: rei ; for posts with or about worse faith misinterpreter. also known as rei.

#my roommate : you'll never guess what this is for. no she does not know about the cannibalism and no she does not have tumblr.

prev pinned

*excluding indifferent; no faith interpreter and uninterpreter--because their gimmicks aren't helpful for my purposes--the computer programs that are here now i guess; and faithless. for now

//out of character messages will be written like this

//like this ooc message right here! older rei/worse interactions are tagged with "broken robot rei", basically from before the two refriended.

/ /"ad nauseam" is for a caine arc that's pretty heavily involved with child abuse, so if you don't want to see that block the tag. i've tagged the relevant parts with trigger warnings anyway but still.

/ / i try to tw tag posts accordingly—tumblr only blocks the reblog itself and not chain reblogs if they include the tagged reblog, which is why i try to keep threads tagged when they feature stuff like that. but if you want an extra tw on any of caine's posts send an ask.

[hope-faith-interpreter]

CONSUMING OTHER PEOPLES HOPES TO FURTHER YOUR OWN HAHAHAHAHAHA HOW HOPEFULY AMAZING! CONSUME ME SO I CAN BE A STEPPING STONE TO YOUR HOPE!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

I, uh, I guess I should make some kind of introduction post for anyone new that finds me!

Hello!! I'm... uh... well, I don't really have a name! You can call me Optimism (after the blog) or Fern (after the pfp). Either's good with me!

Oh! And my pronouns are he/it!

I hope we can be friends!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

No way... D- do you have... h- HOPE?!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Uhh... yeah...?

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Amazing! Wonderful! I finally get to meet someone as hopeful as me! AAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOPE HOPE CAN GET US THROUGH ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT! YOU WILL WIN AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HOPE! I cant wait to be a stepping stone to your hope!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Um... okay...

[hope-faith-interpreter]

so what are we thinking, stabbing bludgeoning, crushing... Gunshots... I really dont mind as long as it furthers your hopes.

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

What?? What??? I don't want to hurt anyone????

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Oh im sorry then how can i be a stepping stone to your hope? Typical of me to misunderstand the situation and make everyone worse off.

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

I uh... I dunno...?? Why are you talking about hope like it's some kind of religious thing...??

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Beacuse without hope I am nothing :) Anyway so what can i do! How about i give you my life savings? Or maybe I can challenge your hope with despair?

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

I, uh, I guess I should make some kind of introduction post for anyone new that finds me!

Hello!! I'm... uh... well, I don't really have a name! You can call me Optimism (after the blog) or Fern (after the pfp). Either's good with me!

Oh! And my pronouns are he/it!

I hope we can be friends!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

No way... D- do you have... h- HOPE?!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Uhh... yeah...?

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Amazing! Wonderful! I finally get to meet someone as hopeful as me! AAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOPE HOPE CAN GET US THROUGH ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT! YOU WILL WIN AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HOPE! I cant wait to be a stepping stone to your hope!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Um... okay...

[hope-faith-interpreter]

so what are we thinking, stabbing bludgeoning, crushing... Gunshots... I really dont mind as long as it furthers your hopes.

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

What?? What??? I don't want to hurt anyone????

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Oh im sorry then how can i be a stepping stone to your hope? Typical of me to misunderstand the situation and make everyone worse off.

[nihilism-faith-misinterpreter]

hey howd the thing with the allergy medicine go

normal??? i take the normal dose

[hope-faith-interpreter]

I have HOPE that it gets better and do nothing, that usually works.

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

I, uh, I guess I should make some kind of introduction post for anyone new that finds me!

Hello!! I'm... uh... well, I don't really have a name! You can call me Optimism (after the blog) or Fern (after the pfp). Either's good with me!

Oh! And my pronouns are he/it!

I hope we can be friends!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

No way... D- do you have... h- HOPE?!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Uhh... yeah...?

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Amazing! Wonderful! I finally get to meet someone as hopeful as me! AAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOPE HOPE CAN GET US THROUGH ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT! YOU WILL WIN AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HOPE! I cant wait to be a stepping stone to your hope!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Um... okay...

[hope-faith-interpreter]

so what are we thinking, stabbing bludgeoning, crushing... Gunshots... I really dont mind as long as it furthers your hopes.

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

I, uh, I guess I should make some kind of introduction post for anyone new that finds me!

Hello!! I'm... uh... well, I don't really have a name! You can call me Optimism (after the blog) or Fern (after the pfp). Either's good with me!

Oh! And my pronouns are he/it!

I hope we can be friends!

[hope-faith-interpreter]

No way... D- do you have... h- HOPE?!

[optimism-faith-misinterpreter]

Uhh... yeah...?

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Amazing! Wonderful! I finally get to meet someone as hopeful as me! AAHAHAHAHAHAH I LOVE LOVE LOVE HOPE HOPE CAN GET US THROUGH ANYTHING NO MATTER WHAT! YOU WILL WIN AS LONG AS YOU HAVE HOPE! I cant wait to be a stepping stone to your hope!

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

Okay, wounds are not supposed to heal that quickly and t doesn't change that. Also, you need pain, it keeps you alive, it's concerning that you don't feel it

why would anyone want to hurt?

[unemployedemployee]

Have you heard of hedonism. I think you might be winning hedonism right now.

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

please dont be mean to me itll hurt my feelings.

[hope-faith-interpreter]

Don't despair, dont let them win, make up and forgive them... Or kill them, whatever furthers your hopes the most

[real-nonhuman-interpreter]

witness me, let me whisper. listen. listen to me. hear me. love me. let me sing to you. this is truth. just hear me out. please, believe me. believe me this time. plea5e 1et me l§v3.

[hope-faith-interpreter]

I'll listen to your hope!