Wonder Worman @hope-zee - Tumblr Blog

Public service announcement: DO NOT attempt to take panoramic photos of your pet. The results are traumatic.

Via Countryside Veterinary Hospital

hozier really came out here and changed his link to his merch on his site to “take me to merch” and this is the best way to remember he’s a fucking millennial.

Same energy

sit tight beautiful

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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whenever i post this it works reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet

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to the woman watching the Toxic by Britney Spears music video with no headphones in the psychiatrists waiting room: you’re the only motherfucker in this room who can handle me

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y’all

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30-minute-memes

Scowls Motherfuckerly

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ape babies: hey whats up I can climb around and do whatever the fuck i want basically from birth

human baby: uhhhhhhhhhhh guess ill be a dumb immobile little slug for like a year

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Human babies are born at the last possible moment before their craniums can’t pass through the birth canal. We’re basically all born premature because of our big brains.