[draconiiss]

Ray Ban glasses wish you all a Happy New year! The price of a time-limited event is only $24.99.

[ghostofgogu-deactivated20161116]

He’s sad :(

why.

[loveamongthesailors]

hes not sad hes just having a sit 

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

Just One Of Those Days.

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

please may i have some coochie

[fireballat5thlevel-deactivated2]

[loss-dot-mpreg]

Source

[hummusenthusiast]

[pileofknives]

Yeah, soap. From Fight Club. Apparently it is also used by real life people as well, but I recognized it from the movie.

[realitytvshow]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[awed-frog]

You didn’t need your heart today, right? Good.

[countrylesbian-moving]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[good-morning-warren]

When you roll a nat 20 acrobatics & perception 

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

They have a reddit thread called Dad Reflexes and the precursor, Bro Reflexes

[blogthegreatrouge]

yiykes all those kids could’ve died

[ithelpstodream]

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

[gluten-free-pussy]

Do it, buzz

[anarchapella]

Now that’s a facial journey

[teknon-deactivated20190112]

Some of my favorites:

[basura-official]

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

[onlyblackgirl]

2017 mood.

[jackironsides]

I think this one is my favourite

[skylorennn]

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

[ginathethundergoddess]

God bless

[sourbons]

Do u vape tho

yeah man. hardcore:

[gokusupersaiyan999999999999999]

[trividium-in-unum]

His username is:

xHarlemShakex

1. A. 14. N.

2. B. 15. O

3. C. 16. P

4. D. 17. Q

5. E. 18. R

6. F. 19. S

7. G. 20. T

8. H. 21. U

9. I. 22. V

10. J. 23. W

11. K. 24. X

12. L. 25. Y

13. M. 26. Z

24 8 1 18 12 5 13 19 8 1 11 5 24

X H A R L E M S H A K E X

[schakira]

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

[oldshows]

How I sleep knowing I’m single and nobody is cheating on me

[lopmon]

[autohaste]

But remember, she landed just fine and so will you.

[mofohngo]