[vampire-wannabe]

bored in quarantine? try thinking gay thoughts

[whitepeopletwitter]

[paxamericana]

90% of online discourse is just imagining some fake position your enemy holds and getting pissed off at your own imagination.

(also warren opposed gender affirmation surgery for trans prisoners as recently as 2012)

[paxamericana]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[valtsv]

almost had a coherent thought today... that was a close call!

[skygrl]

yall ever serve urself an appropriate amount of spaghetti and are full after eating the set amount of spaghetti and consciously know that u have eaten all the spaghetti u needed but also. u know that there is More spaghetti in the kitchen. so u go and get urself more spaghetti and spend the rest of the night feeling like u ate 30 bricks cursing urself for eating so much spaghetti

[nintendior-deactivated20260317]

So I got an idea

Let’s take this 

and put it in 

yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?

[planetclancer]

Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.

[alicereids]

yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?

[blenheimapricot1999]

the 20s are soon upon us

things to include

flapper dresses

jazz music

sex positivity

women’s rights

renewal of arts & culture

increased immigration & cultural sharing

sequins

eyeliner

things to leave behind

racism & nativism

consumerist culture

white guys writing “the great american novel”

[captainlordauditor]

more things to include

black/jewish solidarity

short hair of all textures

suspenders

beaded & embroidered dresses

subtly homoerotic advertising

masculine women, feminine men

things to leave behind

ineffective prohibition laws

wealth gap

[opiumflowers]

more things to include

- lgbtq women wearing monocles, wearing a tuxedo with your girlfriend

- calling wedding rings handcuffs

- doing your lipstick with a cupid’s bow sharp enough to stab someone

- investing in the arts

- dancemania

- dancemania

- dancemania

- cute knitwear

things to leave behind

- overplucked eyebrows

- making rape culture look sexy/funny. ew.

- the seeds of fascism in europe

[histerismo]

@isacarrard 

[kuntsuragi]

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

[juniorjewel]

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

[heejinpilled]

reblog if ur in bed

[thedeskofdrychris]

some edgy loner character in a TV show: do you know…. do you KNOW what it’s like? to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?

me, thinking about that time i ate an entire family sized bag of doritos in one evening: god dude i sure do

[newyorkkiss]

I get paralysingly nervous a lot of times, so I tried bravado. The way I dress and carry myself, a lot of people find it intimidating. I think my whole career can be boiled down to the one word I always say in meetings: ‘strength.’

[lorde-daily]

Lorde performs at Parklife Festival in Manchester, UK 06.09.18

[leia-organa]

Donald Glover on Lando being pansexual in Solo: A Star Wars Story

[delphinusandcaelum-deactivated2]

Ari and Dante commission for @ohmyfangs and @rmbaud. 

Thanks for commissioning me! :D

[souperheros]

A usual gay human coming out to their parents : mom, dad I have to tell you something - I'm gay.

Mendoza parents to Aristotle : Ari we have to tell you something, you're gay

[ohneils]

“I wished it was raining,” he said.