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UK/23 she/they Currently simping for Aaron Hotchner 💕Marvel💕Classics💕Criminal Minds💕

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[vampiresdontsleep]

[autismfox]

Someone else come fuck that guy for me

[thenyanguardparty]

[noxtheox]

Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

[noxtheox]

Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

[catchymemes]

[blondejaneblonde]

Okay, but I would pay extra for this driveway.

[naamahdarling]

Um, can I please get every neighborhood kid and animal to come walk across my driveway? Can I get a cat to just run around on there? This flock of ducks did such an amazing job!

[goddamnshinyrock]

I was 18 months old when my parents built their house. After pouring the concrete slab for the foundation, my father, world’s most sentimental man, carried me down into the hole so he could preserve a single imprint of my little baby foot in the house he was building for me to grow up in.

Naturally, I wriggled loose, so what is actually preserved for posterity in my parents’ basement floor is my mad dash through this glorious new mud pit, followed by my father’s footprints in hot pursuit, a visible scuffle where the fugitive was captured, and then my father’s prints returning to the ladder.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I hope some future archeologist finds your parent’s basement floor because they’re going to lie down on the ground and cry about it.

[aturnoftheearth]

just remember it could always be worse. we could still have PE.

[overpricedpeonies]

me, sternly, to a blank google doc: i have written hundreds of thousands of words over the course of my life. you won’t defeat me.

the cursor, blinking: |

[rebekahgaveup]

Getting rid of auxiliary ports was...

A good idea. Bluetooth is more convenient and technology should progress.

A bad idea. Why do I have to pay extra now for something that was included?

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

[rebekahgaveup]

Please reblog not for a bigger sample size but because I am trying to win an argument with a man thank you

[ancientcharm]

Gold bracelet from the “House of the Faun”, Pompeii

Worn on the arm rather than the wrist, the snake-shaped bracelet was a classic of Roman fashion from the 1st century AD

[lild3m0nsworld]

[writing-prompt-s]

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

[triskele1312]

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

Its an instruction

[havingrevelations-deactivated20]

what they dont tell you about growing up in the early 2010s is that fun.’s  “we are young” will make your heart ache a frankly embarrassing amount

[mousenemy]

Moms be like i am going to say something so traumatic to my child

[mousenemy]

Moms be like its not my fault because my childhood was worse

[funnytwittertweets]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[bluebellhairpin]

I wonder what part of Thor: Love and Thunder that the tumblr liked best.

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[ringsofpowersource]

A Guide on Procuring a New Table from the High King of the Elves as demonstrated by Durin IV