[pocketss]

happy old gnoll

[namedvesta]

Daniele Accossato, wrapped nº𝟤 (jesmonite, rope, wood), 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟣

[foodffs]

6-IN-1 SHEET PAN COOKIE BARS

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Is this how you roll?

[kleinergeist]

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

[duckdotcom]

*experiences joint pain* we are losing the skeleton war

[herpsandbirds]

Sonoran Desert Toad (Incilius alvarius), STANCED UP!!!, family Bufonidae, Arizona, USA

photograph by Adrian Bara-Popa

[penworthy]

Lately everything that happens feels like it was engineered in a lab to drive us all insane

[berdyayeva]

can I borrow your house centipede

[overpricedpeonies]

i'm rereading wild magic for potential fanfic idea reasons and it's never struck me before just how weird the first few chapters are from onua's pov. daine the whole time is like "i'm getting a good grade in normal! normal to want, possible to achieve, etc." while onua is watching dead birds get up and fly away like "...anyway, we don't have time to unpack all that"

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[t00thpasteface]

me before i get my paycheck: i'm so excited to spend this on essentials and save the rest wisely

me as soon as that direct deposit hits: you know i've always wanted to learn the theremin

[goodlouse]

don’t forget your pills!

[jettkuso]

Only one of my hips lies

[jettkuso]

...and the other one always tells the truth!

[goldensunset]

can’t eat green vegetables and can’t go outside for fresh air i always knew i wanted to live like a mistreated studio apartment dog

[fangorn-forest]

masculine energy this feminine energy that. well i’m out of energy

[batbetbitbotbut]

need me some of this "renewable energy" I keep hearing about

[katieaki]

HANG IN THERE BABY!! instagram | bluesky | patreon

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[neonfretra]

[Image description: Drawn poster of a cat holding onto a branch for dear life and wailing miserably, captioned: "Hang in there baby. You can cry, you can cuss, but you gotta hold on." End description.]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this