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*Looks at the clock at work

*17:10

The Patrick voice inside of my head:

"Oh boy! Only seven hours till bedtime! Time to turn off the rest of the brain!"

itsapmseymour

Have you gotten the chance to watch the new Trigun yet? I seem to recall you were interested.

Not yet, but when free time hits, hoo boy I’m binging

#the time being #next week #or #2030 ?

maelys-with-the-torn-cieling

Every Tumblr thread goes like this :

*absurd, silly and straight up nonsensical sentence*

*mildly threatening reply*

*pun*

"This is why I love Tumblr"

*pun*

#and then andy edits it

Since we have come to agree that one a man becomes a father he will be bleesed with the dad energy and jokes, i have question.

If the have more children, will they get stronger, get another blessing or will they become weak because they now have to divide their power to use on the children?

#Dads #Not single child kids #and #science side of tumblr #i and many want answers #even if we can't see where the enegy comes from #we need to see how it's used #so we can harness it #text posts

itsapmseymour

Do you have any current mercy and if so how do I find where to buy it

After that post below this one on my page

I’m out of mercy.

hopeless-dev-goblin

Isn't Cyana the face of mercy?

This is fake advertising

I like how the jojo fandom has the stigma of being gay, while the Undertale and Homestuck fandom also exist

#text posts #undertale #homestuck #i'm also looking at you deltarune #srls why jojo?#deltarune

I have a "Resting bitch face"?

Honey I'm going for the whole "Resting Bitch Aura"

#text posts #positivity #Get the aura you deserve

Guys hear me out

Meat... Juice

#text posts #positivity #textposts

I'm going to the woods and giving a glock to each raccoon I see. Talk to everybody later

#woods #dark woods #raccoons #guns #what possible could go wrong #my kink is giving small animals the power of chaos

My torture chamber in hell is just gonna be me being sleepy all time while ain't no rest for the wicked plays on loop

#I know #the devil knows #and you too #oh #maybe down there we can throw a chill party #anyone up?#text posts

Who goes to work sick and feals like shit

#text posts #help #tired

So i just found this debunking praggerU for like 7 hours, and I got say.

Never in my life have I been so productive.

#does enybody feel the same way #like #you put some boring thing #and then you're soooooo productive #i can't be the only one #text posts #productivity #life hack

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hopeless-dev-goblin

Today insted of chicken we all drink the milk

4 introverted nerds sitting in a table

All are staring at eachother

The music intensifies

Somebody is gonna die to night

#Turns out that the club is all that lit #but we can change that #introverts just being introverts #text posts

Yes I wanna kill people.

No I don't them to die.

Why do you ask?

#text posts #positivity

zedleaked

Their futures are bright

hopeless-dev-goblin

Remove ralsei, he's too much of a pussy to take some granny's money.

#life hack #Susie on the other hand is gonna be richer than metaton #girlboss

holefordrawings

hopeless-dev-goblin

If I look from above what will I see?

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