i'll make a better title later

i was already wearing tight pants- i just did not activate them

[hophigh]

wrote another rey/finn/poe fic 💞🪐💞

wondering how i ever got through my life without you

“Come over here, Rey. I want to kiss you.”

Rey learns a little about Finn and Poe's past, and comes to terms with her own.

[hophigh]

idk if anyone's still into rey/finn/poe but i still am!! i wrote some fics on AO3 and i hope u enjoy them <3

dream the stars down from the sky

Happily ever after, and mornings after that.

you make me drowsy with delight

“Isn’t it crazy how she’s literally a Jedi, and we get to, like, have sex with her?”

A day in the life of the trio, after the war is won.

i'll give you love that'll never go away (yes I will)

Rey shows them her scars.

give me all your love, and don't stop

“I missed you both,” she tells them sincerely. "Sorry I didn't open with that."

Rey gets cold. Finn and Poe are experts in solving this problem.

[hophigh]

rose and eddie - dogfight - you, dear

[hophigh]

-It’ll just be like a regular date. Just two people, on a regular date.

(x)

Dogfight (1991)

[hophigh]

-Would you mind if I wrote you?

-Me? Hell no. That-that would be great.

Dogfight (1991)

[disc80s]

kitten needs constant attention

[lucitadearagon]

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[meupaudeoculos-blog]

[nosdrinker]

he’s cured

[haveitjoeway2-deactivated201608]

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

[bill-11b]

Gotta die somehow.

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

he’s cured

[prguitarman]

A miracle

[thebootydiaries]

[on a date]

me: it really blows my mind how so many languages and cultures coexist within this soc-

JFK: blows your what

me:

JFK: say it

[thebootydiaries]

you vaccinate your kids ? i squirt lemon in my son’s eyes to make him stronger against viruses . i activate his fight or flight response . he is so powerful he can now eat entire lemons , peel included .. tell me again how your vaccinated child isn’t inferior ?

[skinofmilkandhoney]

😂😂😂😂 because my kid isnt going to die from polio. I could give two shits if she could power down a whole lemon.

[thebootydiaries]

my son has been trained to eat polio while your kid struggles to even eat a simple yellow fruit . Pathetic

[skinofmilkandhoney]

Omg… your antivax mentality is so deluded that i cannot even begin to explain how you cannot eat polio because your tiny pinhead mind wouldnt be able to process it. Also, literally everything you have said qualifies as child abuse. I hope someone takes your kid away from you so they actually get a chance to live a decent and normal life free of debilitating diseases.

[thebootydiaries]

He has mastered laying eggs while your child learns the ABDs , don’t think for a second that they are the same . Your son is 2 ft getting no hoes while my son is 6’4 getting chicks daily . Don’t ever call my head a pin again

[thebootydiaries]

Grown ass men still smoking cigarettes. Snort cocaine like the rest of us Coward

[luna--starlight]

Okay but cigarettes haven’t been known to be cut with Fentynal and make people (instantaneously) drop dead

[thebootydiaries]

You fool. What is manlier than death

[thebootydiaries]

just saw a flat-earther tweet “need me a thick girl with curves” is that allowed ?

[hksai]

when u meet a new friend and you have no memories to talk about

[spitecho]

[dinkywinks]

the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond

[fozzie]

[a-bold-move]