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[kobonus]

Pokemon the anime Was just an extended horse movie metaphor

[kobonus]

If you replace pikachu with an unruly yet loving horse nothing changes

[kobonus]

“Well, I do have one left, the most unruly pokemon in my possession. He knows no master and can only kick things.”

And ash is just a horse girl with bad hair so he trains the horse even though it did rupture his spleen multiple times with its beautiful legs

[kobonus]

“Get me that pikachu with the beautiful legs, I need him for the Big Race.”

james voice: Yee  haw pardner

[cowboysuggest]

got spurs surgically attached to my ankles at Claire’s

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[ruinedchildhood]

Elon Musk resigning from Tesla Motors (2018, colorized)

[cursedcatimages]

[hungwy]

*buying eggs* when were these laid? are they scorpios?

[melonmemes]

The spirit of a Generation

[miracu-less]

You’ve gone too far.

[fabz-e]

[cwote]

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[gravityless]

im surprised no one has ever punched me in the face

[labias]

[right]

*jokingly hits on you but means it 100%*

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro just turn the lights off bro that way its not gay

[stebbyfrenchguy]

but then how will i see your beautiful eyes bro?

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

bro

[weirdpostarchive-deactivated201]

enough of this “interior design” shit i want THIS

[rainydayshea]

fuck a dining set just give me a giant fucking bird nest

[reystars]

I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge

[correct-vampire-opinions]

Unfridge your wives 2017

[roundinviciouscircles]

Unfridge your wives 2018

[oliverqueenlance]

“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”

[bendingsignpost]

It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her. 

[madturbating-deactivated2013082]

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

[rosewater1997]

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf

[mrs-lux-blog]