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Love their products, really need to check out a pottery class in Portsmouth soon and learn hoe to make my own https://www.fatclaypottery.com/workshops
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ

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Fat Clay Pottery classes
Love their products, really need to check out a pottery class in Portsmouth soon and learn hoe to make my own https://www.fatclaypottery.com/workshops
Designed the logo for my friend’s new airport taxi business - according to him ‘foraira’ means speedy in Arabic... foraira.com
Great, optimistic forward-looking video I edited for a friend.
Reassured
“Remember, you can still influence your future timeline, but not the past.”
This was usually when they signed. Alex sat forward and finished her tea. It was cold. Christ, she’d been reeling this guy in for the best part of two hours.
“We like to think it’s a small price to pay for the ultimate peace of mind.” she added, cringing to herself. She never liked that line.
“Who else has one?”
“I can’t break any NDAs, but almost all of our clients are ultra high net worth individuals. The government and military offer something similar too, but through their own schemes for obvious reasons.”
“And it’s just life assurance?” the man reiterated, bringing his hands together and sinking into his designer executive chair as if he’d heard thousands of pitches like this, when actually he was way too young. “Yes, that’s our only product now. We used to do other stuff, but – “
“Such as?”
“Injury, litigation. Group cover. The last time we tried that it ended in disaster.” Alex shuddered at the memory. Sending information back in time was simple compared with getting four billionaires to agree on a joint policy. The technology had changed things, but human nature wasn’t one of them. Besides, the authority ruled that anything but single death cover was either too complex or insignificant to add to the timeline.
“Sorry, but could you take me through it one more time?” the man asked, unapologetically. He retrieved a small metal case from his desk drawer, opened it and offered the contents to Alex. “Don’t worry, they’re psygars. Perfectly healthy.” She shook her head politely, gave a brief thought to the upcoming annual review (her mantra you will make partner was nearing three years old) and returned to the section of the augmented reality presentation on skewed timelines. The man seemed to relax slightly as his brain simulated the effect of nicotine.
“46 years ago the world’s only telephotonic communication device came online,” Alex recited. She could never remember song lyrics, but had pitched the product so any times she could almost see the words in front of her; the AR presentation had an option to literally do that, but a practiced, nuanced delivery was always far more effective. And Alex actually liked exercising her brain.
“The telephotone, if you will, enables us to send one-way packets of information back to any time during its existence. A year after launch it was the deciding factor that won us the third cold war. Shortly after that, the government made a small amount of bandwidth commercially available, enabling a select few businesses to operate chronoilogically under close scrutiny from the Temporal Conduct Authority.”
The authority required all services to lay this blurb on prospective customers, but the key point was this: if you were healthy, and wealthy, enough to afford the service, the policy would guarantee an email notification in the present-day in the future event of your premature or untimely death, thus enabling you to re-evaluate your goals, change your lifestyle, whatever - knowledge was power.
There were rules; healthy meant no pre-existing, life-limiting conditions (gene-editing prior to 2035 also made you ineligible). Sending back specific details about the future, including an exact date and cause of death, was strictly prohibited, while ‘premature death’ was defined as anything unexpected that might kill clients before - or within ten years of - the average retirement age, which currently stood at 74. Common claims included undiagnosed illness, accidents, acts of god and acts of war. The policy covered them all.
“Remember, you’ll only experience the effects of any cover in our remaining timeline,” Alex explained, as the presentation illustrated multiple brightly-coloured timeline ribbons skewing in various directions. “Timelines are infinite and parallel, so if you are going to require the policy, then it’s actually already happened.”
She liked to simplify this concept with a simple example; “if you take out a policy this afternoon, you could conceivably receive an email from yourself sometime in the next few days, weeks or years. That’s our recommendation, but you can choose when to break the news to yourself.”
“And if I want instead to notify myself aged 18?”
“Technically, you can. But as you haven’t received that email, should one ever be sent through the TAT a new timeline will skew from your teenage years - one that we won’t experience. The precise reason we target young clients is because you have more to gain from the policy.”
That seemed to do the trick. The man took a deep breath, then sighed.
Baggage
The heat shimmered off the tarmac, distorting the Lunarplane as it trundled towards arrivals. Sebastián stood squinting at the craft in his company-issue t-shirt and shorts; he’d normally wrap the tee around his head in this weather, but the port rules meant maintaining certain standards. To uphold the company reputation, they said, but it was obviously for the passengers’ benefit, most of whom were VIPs. The shade of the terminal was keeping him cool for now, so Sebastián didn’t really mind - he needed the work. He took a swig from his beaten-up bottle and poured another over his dark mess of hair. The water flattened his fringe before mixing with the beads of sweat on his forehead. ‘Game time Seb. Suit up!’ shouted Alejandro, the supervisor, as the plane approached. ‘Sure, sure’. Sebastián tried to make himself heard over the noise of engines, as the plane turned toward them at a crawl.
He climbed the ladder on his rig and strapped into the loader (he felt that the name was only half-accurate, as his crew spent just as much time unloading). This machine was already calibrated to his movements, and although he wouldn’t like to admit it, he took great pride in having an exo-loader assigned to him. A few personal items littered the cockpit; stickers by artists in the village, a small ornament his daughter made at school and a picture of Isabel, right in his eye line. They reminded him why he was there.
The colossal plane came to a halt, dwarfing the gate and producing almost as much shade as the terminal itself. Sebastián allowed himself a brief thought about the evening to come (food, wine and dancing) then psyched himself up for the next few hours; in his experience, tourists always seemed to come back after three months at the moonbase with more than they started out with. ‘We’ll have more lunar rock on Earth than on the moon’, Sebastián mumbled to himself, before getting to work.
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If you’re a Harry Potter fan itching to watch ‘Fantastic Beasts and where to find them’ check out my new T-shirt design for fans inspired by Newt Scamander’s adventures - an English Wizard in New York! http://bit.ly/2fpwD6G
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I got printed as part of the Star Trek collection over @ Threadless!
Where I sit when having my hair shortened (at Head Hairdressing)
Superb Ken Barr painting for the front cover of glossy fanzine Questar issue 1, 1978. Refreshing emphasis on Obi Wan Kenobi in the picture. For once Darth Vader is relegated to the background and looks like he’s conducting an orchestra!
Need to frame and hang these bad boys. Cheers @greymatterart and Gabz #robocopvsterminator
New toy. Literally (well, new to me). Some assembly was required.
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