grapefruit

hello im taylor your friendly neighborhood spiderman. gamer, artist, full-time couch potato

[redstonedust]

im in a field irl and just mentally tried to optifine zoom on a cow in the distance

[redstonedust]

update: it wasn't a cow. how will i find the leather to finish my enchanting setup now

[redstonedust]

i am.wghere do i find the oak wood

[t-800]

walter white boob check

[scottbaiowulf]

[pangur-and-grim]

Is pangur butch or femme

Pangur exists in the spiralling void outside of all known binaries

[loadbearingsonicjpg-deactivated]

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah exactly

[woodmeat]

y'all ugly

[vated-deactivated20160313]

Eye of the beholder my man

[woodmeat]

behold these nuts g

[3000s]

hard stance

[triffids]

[lymphonodge]

0 for 2, Herman

[gobbo69]

idiot

[windows5]

[grubarchived]

this stream was so funny because if im remembering right hbomb was THE ONLY PERSON with the guts to murder a congresswoman

[jenjensd]

How could you leave this in the tags?

[pyrexiabog]

Jerma fucking snaps

[pangur-and-grim]

Where did you get Pangur?

descended from the sky tied to a balloon

[ioncehadwings]

[square-enix]

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

[viole-n-t]

[theshallowest]

[theshallowest]

[itskarmalone]

So that explains why I found this...

[thefreegladelancer]

If this email finds you something has gone horribly wrong

[spaghettisaucerer-deactivated20]

*jerma voice* chat look i- listen, i-ive drawn the fake tunnel on the wall, the fucking chicken or whatever, the roadrunner , hes gonnabelike “hmm thats a nice tunnel, i think ill run straight through it! woohee!” i-                                           he ran straight through, guys the fucking turkey ran straight through the tunnel, i gotta chase after him-i *runs straight into fake tunnel*

[freakun]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

eXCUSE me who is this cat

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[eeyes]

[rslashrats]

me: *runs into the pet store and immediately gravitates toward the rodent aisle* though nature might be cruel to you and humans even crueler, i will always see you as the light in my life

the guinea pig in the tank staring back at me: