horny?

yeah

[guerrillatech]

[quovadis-jasen]

[lesbiancinnabun-deactivated2023]

Defend them from what?

[ashlynnbun]

Presumably, from the consequences of their own actions.

[friendlyrobot]

Visit Original Link

team rocket theme & nicki’s verse in monster

[minimalistgrufti]

[the-last-snow-elf]

THIS IS SO ILL

[potterheadofficial]

I AM SCREAMING

[slowspinningredemption]

been howlin at scottish twitter for three days now here’s some of my favourites

[arrghigiveup]

Baby flamingo practicing standing on one leg

[radiojamming]

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

[parkchanwoohoo]

you ever talk to someone and instantly realize that they don’t view themselves as a person, they view themselves as “The Protagonist,” and they don’t view you as a person either, but as “Extra #2 (Used in Backstory Exposition)” or “Background Character #8 (Dialogue: “Whoa, that thing you can do is really cool”)

[parkchanwoohoo]

and like, it’s so painfully obvious when you say something “off-script” to their bizarre fantasy wherein you just exist to ask more and more probing questions so that they can continue to monologue to an invisible audience. like they have no patience for anything you have to say unless they can use it as a springboard for some quip

[sloppystyle]

angery!

[bunjywunjy]

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

[sciencevevo]

anyone who says “the bible is clear” about an issue, is 100% of the time wrong. the bible wasnt clear once. the bible couldnt be clear about how to make a table if it came in an ikea box

[newusernamepending]

Exodus 25:23-30

[sciencevevo]

well ill be darned

[silver-tongues-blog]

the only thing the bible is clear on is how to make furniture but only because jesus was a carpenter

[khobis-deactivated20170812]

accept that you arent special to some people and move on

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

many people have been complaining about the surge of porn bots… personally i havent noticed… however i have seen a rise in increasingly beautiful and mysterious women who wish to court me

[cyborgsmanifesto]

the sex ed guide your parents didn't give you

how to put a condom on

where to get free birth control

the hymen debunked 

cleaning your vibrators 

how to avoid pressures

signs you may be pregnant

safe guide to anal sex

all about dental dams

disabled sexual resources

what is hiv?

feminist porn

female ejaculation

fisting 101

communication during sex

setting sexual boundaries

bdsm vs abuse

lube during sex

the clitoris

sex education games

understanding gender

what to do if your nudes were leaked

intersex

sexual consent

all about masturbation

choosing a sex toy

tips for your first time

[jessicacapshaw]

[ghostlybitchwitch]

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

[sealedbeastnue]

when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?

[beangeneboy]

The final boss

[stray-suh-nur]

You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?

[sealedbeastnue]

I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer

[openstwitter]

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

[habibi243]

I’m so tired

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

Sis saw the opportunity and NAILED it. I am Proud.

[b99ladies]

#you’re welcome