Hornsby K Calhout

[hornsbykcalhout]

I eat so much money my doctor said there is heavy metal in my bloodstream

[jame7t]

hamsters and animals are the same

[hornsbykcalhout]

I know you don't truly believe that, this is just for your political campaign.

[jame7t]

I designed you!

[hornsbykcalhout]

This just isn't true

[hornsbykcalhout]

I'm like if the best qualities of each person in history was combined into one shell.

[eategg24]

[hornsbykcalhout]

I am not a beetle. I am not a bug. You can let me into your home and nothing will happen.

[hornsbykcalhout]

I'm like if the best qualities of each person in history was combined into one shell.

[jame7t]

everyone gets mad when I whimper.

[hornsbykcalhout]

I just get mad at you for anything

[jame7t]

turn your haters into baters in one easy trick

[hornsbykcalhout]

dont do this. this is not true. this will not work. do not use their one easy trick

[jame7t]

Now everyone say "Hi Jamie"

[hornsbykcalhout]

tell me in four words why i should ever do that

[jame7t]

if I had a vampire boyfriend I would get a priest to bless his cage. & then I would see what happens

[hornsbykcalhout]

i dont get it, can someone break it down

[jame7t]

Your honor i was going to moan & whimper into the mic but i got shy

[hornsbykcalhout]

you would. not me, i'd do that shit with my chest

[hornsbykcalhout]

im gonna outsource posting to those guys in plato's cave

[jame7t]

Come fuck this (gesturing to weird pile)

[hornsbykcalhout]

you're getting really desperate huh

[jame7t]

I was gesturing to you.

[hornsbykcalhout]

no one can handle my pile swag

[jame7t]

Come fuck this (gesturing to weird pile)

[hornsbykcalhout]

you're getting really desperate huh

[hornsbykcalhout]

get me in the debate, coach, im ready, I wont cry this time. even if they call me a straw man or signal my many virtues, i will remain stoic

[jame7t]

i like imagining you as a pokemon. all of your base stats are like twenty to fourty and everything loves beating you. your ability makes all attacks against you super effective and unable to miss. you only learn tickle and baby-doll-eyes. etc.

yeah we,ll thats true but what if i learn a cool third move. what then

[cryptotheism]

Explosion

[jame7t]

welp but maybe could we try again a different move ?

[greenlabcoat]

Self-Destruct

[jame7t]

cmon

[cottoncandylesbo]

Perish Song

[hornsbykcalhout]

Weak Squeak

[hornsbykcalhout]

win any debate with this simple trick: nuh uh

this has won me wars

[jame7t]

[ covered in blood & have clearly pissed myself ] i won an interget argument today

[hornsbykcalhout]

enjoy it while it lasts, im coming for you