[bitchautism]

Maybe instead of fighting over Kris Deltarune, we can turn that energy towards the bigots in power

sorry ill get on a plane right now and go kill Donald Tump. IM SORRY I didn't knownit was a choice between deltarune and saving the world from bigotry. I didn't know.

[sailatina3]

THERES A CHEETO IN HOMETOWN. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE FOR THE FESTIVAL QUEEN.

[evilnicegirl]

this would have got 100k notes as a tumblr post in 2018

[sacred-portal]

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

and i'll do it again

[creamsicle-art]

me when therse apple slices at the function

[folder-333]

🐖

[krafterwrites]

Just remembered about possibly one of my favorite YTP clips

(Source)

[baby-coma-deactivated20191025]

[vapidsocialite]

Hillæo

HiLLæoo

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

Bro was THIS close to calling air bud a slur

[tastylemonbread]

[mangonetics]

Dogs serve as a kind of virtue eater for Americans to pour all of their kindness into without the risk of improving society or being nice to someone with any agency

[lookinggoodinplaid]

(In a Werner Herzog voice) The perpetual references to Lassie in popular culture, an archetypal savior of the family and its children, positions the dog as an enforcer of the status quo. Beneath those watery irises is an endeavor to sequester the latent kindnesses of society into a furry, lovable vessel rather than allow individuals to direct it towards each other. Lassie is an evil, borne from our innate cowardice towards the prospect interacting with one's fellow man. Perhaps it is easier for the American to die than to reach out a hand in fellowship. Under the prevalence of canines, cruelty is a preferential morality.

[footage of police dogs is shown over the last few sentences]

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

in zis sense, we arr all little timmy, down hiz well

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tearlessrain]

what companies who sell you anti aging stuff don't want you to know is that if you're chill about aging, your perception of attractiveness changes as you get older. there is no "wall" where you suddenly become ugly and unfuckable because in my experience what actually happens is you get into your thirties and suddenly realize that people in their thirties are hot as fuck and the "flaws" that the beauty industry wants you to panic about are a feature not a bug, and based on the std statistics in nursing homes I don't really expect that trajectory to change.

[were--ralph]

Female one btw

[dragongirlsweetie]

*finally manages to get the gag out of my mouth* do you think im a good nice hostage or a bad stupid hostage

[dogpuppy]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

when the ogre I hired to guard the castle complains that the longsword I gave him requires a level of control and finesse he isn't used to