[knightofleo]

"I do not like it when [queens feel they're so famous they] don't have to get in drag anymore..."

[mewwon]

i feel like we really don’t need a million pride flags. it gives hogwarts houses and sweatshop temu accessories. it gives sense of identity through consumerism. it gives those pic art avatars fuckk whatever they’re called from 2019. and most importantly its unchic

[capacity2]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock

[dogpuppy]

[wellillbedamned]

[filmphotofranz]

[dogpuppy]

[reactionimagesdaily]

[pileofknives]

Obama really did say the phrase "we tortured some folks" and now he gets to publish his Spotify Wrapped

[hornycaucus]

The students' last day was yesterday and our last day was today. Summertime bebe!

[filmphotofranz]

[iloveabortions]

Sun Yuan & Peng Yu: Can't Help Myself (2016)

[balaclava-trismegistus]

once u truly start noticing how being hot, attractive, and very often even simply charismatic is 2/3 being thin and 1/5 having a good haircut, you will get crazier every single day of your life, until you start swiping at strangers with a flathead when they become too near you on your dwindling supply runs for 147 grain JHPs and imitation crab

[shamebats]

[theonion]

In a hastily assembled tribunal during which his traveling companions unanimously handed down the punishment, sources confirmed Tuesday that local friend Brendan Doctson was dishonorably discharged from his navigating duties after causing them to miss an exit. “In light of his gross misconduct in failing to warn us that we should take exit 38 until we had already passed it, we have relieved Brendan of his duties, effective immediately,” said driver Corey Pierce, who officially stripped the disgraced Doctson of his title and rank and relegated him to the back seat for the remainder of the trip.

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[thirdity]

“Fantasy is true, of course. It isn’t factual, but it is true. Children know that. Adults know it, too, and that is precisely why many of them are afraid of fantasy. They know that its truth challenges, even threatens, all that is false, all that is phony, unnecessary, and trivial in the life they have let themselves be forced into living.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin, The Language of the Night

[angelicguy]

screaming at me because im upstaging you and your wife (who's mom beat cancer to be here) with my ventriloquism act featuring my flirtatious cajun crocodile dummy everyones like scream laughing at hes named Constantine and hes just cutting it tf up totally stealing the show

[angelicguy]

Lol

[little-hag]

🥔🍟 potato smile moodboard, I made it while ate potato smile 😀😋